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Called it. He's been banned off of 109 platforms but it's never his fault.
🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit
- Thread starter PhoBingas
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- Apr 20, 2022
The Ralphahog will always tell you he's been banned but never WHY he's been banned.
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- Feb 24, 2019
Hey fat faggot
"Ahhhhouhh it must have been godwinson doing a dox- godnwinson was on some ralphamale shit"
Glad you equate doxer with ralphamale.
He used to at least do the thing where he alluded to it being at least somewhat his fault on some things, even if he tried to keep it vague and press on as if he was just always 100 percent in the right anyway, but now his drug addled benzo ridden brain can't even bother with an excuse, just no reason.
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- Sep 9, 2021
This is now my favorite ending: Ralph explains that he needs his laptop in jail to make hundreds of thousands of pesos per month and his jailers oblige, but start squeezing him for a larger and larger cut. Soon the tip goals go from "Ralph gets food today" to "No beating on stream this hour" to "Ralph keeps his remaining hand."
Muppetstudios
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The only way Ralph can live is by spite. By others wanting to see Ralph dead he’s motivated to live, if you can call sitting at a computer begging for loose change, for a drug addiction he’s totally not going to spend that money on, living
Garth
kiwifarms.net
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- Sep 19, 2018
My xanniehaze speak is rusty, so I'm assuming he's reveling in people's hopes he'll die but he, "ain't gonna coz he's King of the sektur so suffer ayylawg" Or something.
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- Feb 24, 2019
It's crazy how someone with such a small penis but huge gunt can be such a narcissist
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- Dec 17, 2019
Pride goeth before the fall. You'd think such a colossal fat fuck would be extra mindful of gravity.
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- Jan 10, 2023
How can someone call himself "Southern badass outlaw" while being this much of a bitch?
I've seen Tumblr users sharing how sad they are alongside an Evanescence song with more resillience than Ethan "Ronnie's Onahole" Ralph.
Grow a spine, Gunt. Or two or three, that Gunt really needs some support.
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- Feb 10, 2023
Don’t worry Pantsooo, I’m sure there’s a good life insurance package from Cozy.
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- Feb 24, 2019
I think Ralph knows the end is nigh. He won't
I know there are a lot of people that legit just hate Ralph and want him to suffer, but at long as he died in a funny way, I don't care how he sees himself as he goes. Sucks that nothing will be left behind for Rozy, but she's still probably better off being poor with out Ralph in her life.
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buttmunch
kiwifarms.net
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- Jan 18, 2018
sounds like hes doing the cringe "hate makes me stronger" nigger mentallity, very ralphamale
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He screen caps this because he’s trying to ignore the photo Pantsu posted of their poor dirty child in filthy ass clothing, standing in the grimy ass rental with cheap mismatched chairs, earlier today. It was fucking gross.
Pantsu can’t even manage third world hygiene standards with running water.
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I love that he's so low for wins that the fact he's an inconvenience to him is a win because some people are irritated that he exists. Most people are above aiming to be a tick on people's asses but of course shit eater ralph can never be out lowed even by a blood sucking anal parasite.
What baffles me is we can bully him into changing on pretty much anything except this retarded idea and drugs. At this point I assume it's pure cope and he's just scared looking for reasons not to take a gun to his own head out of pure bitchmade cowardice and this is all he could come up with
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- May 6, 2020
Looks like he abandoned Truth Social.
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- Oct 10, 2014
Ralph just likes to cherry pick posts from the website and wave them in front of his paypigs. TRUE Ralphamales want Ralph to live forever because he's a big funny goofball. I'm sure he lumps the people that say, "Ralph is going to die" in with people that say, "I want Ralph to die".
This kind of clarification is important because although I think Ralph will likely keel over sooner rather than later, it's not something I look forward to. The fact that there is a chance that there will be a video of a man dying on a livestream with a screaming baby in the background is kind of disturbing. The only funny result will be the enormous shitstorm of infighting that will happen once he leaves a big gunt filled hole in the sektur and everyone's hearts. It'll be a sad day when, "I wish Ralph was around to see this" becomes a common phrase on the farms.