The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Law]

aren't they like impossibly old? Is it possible they've fucked off to florida?

You think you can escape a failson so easily? Once they troon out they're nigh unstoppable.

 

[Niggerphobe]

The kiwi drones are on route to the tranch 2.0

 

[AssignedEva]

@Temperance XIV

This is very common tranny janny behaviour. There's been spats about this sort of thing on the Byuu article and the KF article in the past, alongside various other articles of interest.

Sites like pinknews are grandfathered in because they previously would be the only places that reported on stuff in a way that suited narrative. Meanwhile sites that don't suit narrative are frequently rejected as biased. If you're actually autistic enough you can successfully undermine editors' pro-SJ clains if you follow through on notability guidelines on some of their sources.

You can also fuck with them if you reference books or print news articles that aren't available online, because they usually don't check (which lead to a hilarious saga about a bored Chinese housewife inventing an entire alternate history for medieval Russia across thousands of articles, or the Scots Wikipedia damaging the Scots language because an American teenager was just typing words in a phonetic Scottish accent).

Wikipedia's official stance is they don't report truth, they report verifiable stances from trustworthy notable sources - so they won't amend articles to reflect reality when more evidence comes out. Thus no primary research or primary sources, including the actual individuals stating facts:

Exercise caution when using such sources: if the information in question is suitable for inclusion, someone else will probably have published it in independent, reliable sources.

which often means waiting for a news reporter to cite the tweet in an article as fact.

In the event all the reliable sources started reporting actual reality, then this is either buried under other sources trying to refute it or - more likely - the article is suddenly nominated as non-notable and the power-users who were all defending it vote to memoryhole it as non-notable (like what happened to Chris-Chan's article).

There's a few threads on Wikipedia users here, including one batshit handmaiden whose name I forget right now but has had a significant impact for shifting Wikipedia into running like this.

Norintha mentions a location in Longmont where they're keeping ten alpaca and five goats. That's Phil's grandparents' house, right? The one from the video where a goat headbutts an alpaca? If that's the case, it's really disingenuous of them to imply that the property is the "new ranch." Do Phil's grandparents know that the tranchers aren't treating their house as a temporary arrangement and intend to operate their business there?

Also, do we know what this property looks like outside of what Phil and Kevin have posted?

What kicked the latest autistic saga off is Penny claiming they were undertaking a tranch expansion project - reheating their old plans with the Earthship or the very short lived phase of calling Kindness's rat rescue apartment "Tenacious Unicorn Ranch North" or their now deleted Tenacious Unicorn Militia project (Penny's always wanted to be a franchise owner/cult leader). It was their sunny PR attempt to disguise they were abandoning the tranch for (literal and figurative) greener pastures.

That's what got Bonnie spilling the beans (well, mostly just confirming the beans we'd already spilled). Bonnie is especially seething that they're still using the TUR name and wants Penny to stop calling his polycule that, in the same way a small child might get upset that some other children who've stopped playing with him are still using their playground gang name.

 

[Drama Fan]

Herzog was at NPR early on in her career. She has far more contempt for troons than Singal but is somehow not as hated.

Katie can just be written off by calling a TERF and threatening to rape her in between Twitter blocks if you ever see her.
Jessie is a far more pernicious evil. He's scientifically literate and has mentioned taking stats classes for his masters degree. He's willing to go find the actual studies being reported on, read what they actually say, and then swing his 100k follower twitter dick around by asking the journos who lie about this stuff "why are you lying?". This is awful for numerous reasons. First, people might realize that journalists routinely lie to fit preconcieved acceptable narratives. People might realize that trans twitter routinely lies about scientific evidence and and anyone they deem an enemy. Third, people question why you're literally not allowed to even question the narrative that everyone assures you has mountains of data supporting it.
The absolute last thing any activist wants you to do is look into the evidence yourself. You, the stupid moron, are supposed to shut your fucking mouth and be told what the truth is; you are then to blindly believe and repeat the truth until the new updated truth comes out next year.

 

[Jimmy Numale]

Katie is a lesbian so it's not surprising she isn't fond of AGP predators, she does get lots of hate amplified by the fact that she's a woman, but she's less of a household name than Jesse.

Jesse is left leaning on most things, has written for respectable lib publications like The Atlantic and NYT and is Jewish. Nothing makes trannies seethe more than people who are "supposed" to be on their side speaking out against them. See also JK Rowling.

 

[Law]

The absolute last thing any activist wants you to do is look into the evidence yourself.

"So what did J.K. Rowling say that was so awful?"
"I don't have like, quotes memorized or anything, but it's been confirmed. It was bad."

Nothing makes trannies seethe more than people who are "supposed" to be on their side speaking out against them.

Also Laetitia Ky.
I want Naoko Takuechi and Richard Garfield to say "men can't be women" next.
I also want Penny's parents to start charging the polycule rent.

 

[Fornicario]

"So what did J.K. Rowling say that was so awful?"
"I don't have like, quotes memorized or anything, but it's been confirmed. It was bad."

Also Laetitia Ky.
I want Naoko Takuechi and Richard Garfield to say "men can't be women" next.
I also want Penny's parents to start charging the polycule rent.

I'd like Penis' parents to hire a real estate lawyer. They definitely have bitten off more than they can gum.

 

[AnOminous]

This is very common tranny janny behaviour. There's been spats about this sort of thing on the Byuu article and the KF article in the past, alongside various other articles of interest.

The byuu/KF articles are a really egregious example and brought us a tranny janny literally saying they don't care if the article is even true because "consensus" matters more. In other words, if a dozen retards agree with it, it's fine and dandy for an "encyclopedia" to knowingly leave utter lies in place.

Wikipedia's official stance is they don't report truth, they report verifiable stances from trustworthy notable sources - so they won't amend articles to reflect reality when more evidence comes out. Thus no primary research or primary sources, including the actual individuals stating facts:

Look up the story of Philip Roth for an extremely retarded example of this. Someone had a completely retarded hot take on one of his novels, he corrected them about it, and they refused to amend the article, until he wrote an editorial in The New Yorker calling them a bunch of useless retards, then they had their "reliable source."

His editorial calling them retards: https://www.newyorker.com/books/page-turner/an-open-letter-to-wikipedia

This was bad enough it could have happened in the >current year we've been living in since 2016 or so.

So it's nice if you're a renowned author who can get published in The New Yorker, but if you're some little guy they're maliciously defaming, well fuck you buddy. Obviously of course in violation of WP:BLP but Wikipedia "rules" really aren't for anything but conveying the false impression it's some kind of actual encyclopedia that operates by principles rather than by which autistic asshole won the last edit war and spawn camped the article 24/7 to preserve their personal narrative.

 

[mindlessobserver]

The Blocked and Reported podcast actually said several journalists WERE working on doing a write up about the end of the Tranch but that editors pulled the stories. So the odds of any "approved source" saying anything about the Tranch is slim to none.

 

[Souji Tendou]

Nothing makes trannies seethe more than people who are "supposed" to be on their side speaking out against them.

Singal isn't even "against them", I have yet to see anything truly transphobic from him other than pulling up statistics they dont like. Most of the stuff he says about trans people tends to be pretty tame, just leave the kids alone and dont be a dumbass.

 

[Curzon Dax-sama]

that editors pulled the stories.

Imagine being so disgusting lowlives that editors that would sell first rate outrage on prime time pull a story about you. lol, lmao even.

 

[Need4Sneed]

Permastudent, Christa Peterson is complaining Singal's reproting on troons. Paul chimes in about the BAR's use of acurate information from the farms.
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https://archive.ph/J6TFC

Paul, you and the other tranchers have Kaitie and Jesse blocked and probably wouldn't speak to them anyway. They had to go through their gay furry assistant to speak to Bonnie and Kindness.

Christa, is in 9.5 years of her PhD program in philosopy. Was buds with Rhys McKinnon but their last interaction was in 2021. She's know for pushing troons shit into the philosophy world instead of graduating.
EDIT: I think a year or two of that time may be a masters but it's still way too long for a full time student.

 

[stupid frog]

Many kiwis act like journalists already - we like to document things, uncover what's really going on, archive and record things so others can read it, and "get the scoop" so to speak.

The majority don't do this. That's why we hate them.

Go spend a couple days in the news forum, and you'll understand.

 

[Fornicario]

This is the part that staggers me the most. Boner (and his mother) never once had the idea to consult a real estate lawyer? After bringing this to a lawyer's attention (not to be taken as any form of actual advice or course of action by any reader, you have been warned trannies) she first laughed for a good minute, then explained how there were easily a half-dozen ways to insulate this from personal finances, from a REIT to some crazy agricultural collective which would have let the tranch crash and burn (legally). Yet in the rush to establish Alpacawitz nobody gave any thought to down the line once the estrogen high wore off and buyer's remorse sets in. What is it with this generation and not thinking things through?

 

[Vesperus]

This is the part that staggers me the most. Boner (and his mother) never once had the idea to consult a real estate lawyer?

They're, like, fighting the system man. They ain't giving money to THE MAN. Love is love, man.

Have an alpaca blanket.

 

[AnOminous]

Singal isn't even "against them", I have yet to see anything truly transphobic from him other than pulling up statistics they dont like. Most of the stuff he says about trans people tends to be pretty tame, just leave the kids alone and dont be a dumbass.

Tell troons "we don't think you're pedophiles but perhaps twerking and showing children sex moves isn't the best look." Troons respond: "We completely ARE pedophiles and if you have a problem with it you're TRANSPHOBIC! WE WILL TROON YOUR KIDS OUT! TRY TO STOP US CIS SCUM!"

 

[SlaanyChaser]

Should we open a pool on the amount of time it takes them to ruin the land to the point of seeing property lines from satellite?
I give it 6 months.

 

[stupid frog]

I like how Jen mentioned the animals they have and land. It makes the fact the alpaca had no room before being shoved in a death bit that extra bit hilarious.

 

[RodgerDodger]

we just provide the raindrops

Why are the Raindrops Yellow?

 

[Humbert Humbert]

@Accept Only Substitutes (the quote button is literally broken, it’s there but it’s in white text no matter how many times I refresh the page)

I don't even understand what Penis saw in him in the first place. Let alone stayed with him after seeing his lack of behavior at the tranch. He's apparently happy to let Kevin mooch off of him forever. Kevin is a housewife without the sex OR the cleaning getting down.

Well, Kevin does have a pretty large following (the same as the tranch now, 19.8k followers) and was pretty good at social networking with fellow trans people. Other than that, he didn’t do anything.

Bonnie confirms that he has not been to the tranch in person (I guessed that all the photos he was posting were sent to him by Sky). So we might get another round once he goes up there.

They appeared first alongside a message screenshot from Sky, I realized today, so you are most likely correct.

As far as MIA tranch residents,I can only think of NeptuneVulpis, and more recently transgirltactical.

I did some lazy digging using my list of members from circa Sep 2021, here’s what I got.

Spoiler: Status Update on everyone

• @/NeptuneVulpis seems to have deleted their account. When I searched the name on twitter and filtered by recent, I was able to see replies to the now gone tweets, a lot of them wishing them well and it’s implied they took an extended Twitter break. Nothing found searching online except for a dead facebook account with one post and it’s just photos of neptune and sparklegrymm together, posted 2021. Also looks like Neck replied to a lot of their tweets.
• @/SPARKLEGRYMM, the black FtM that Neptune was dating, however, left no trace whatsoever behind.
• @/genericangel (later changed name to @ngelofsorrow)’s account still exists, but it’s got no followers or following, and it’s private.
• @/666dirtwitch (blade bimbo) is still active on twitter, and is mutuals with most of the tranchers. they do the typical terminally online twitter leftist practice of being retarded daily.
• @/deathpigeon does the same thing, also mutuals with tranchers. Notably, they seem to be in a relationship of some sort with one of Kevin’s gfs, @/katabassist.
• @/windycove_ is also active, notably appearing in the replies of Neck’s occasional tweets a few weeks ago.
• Neck doesn’t really tweet much, but he retweets and likes shit daily.
• Wedge was also on twitter occasionally, until mid February, when he got a message from twitter to disable his 2FA and he refused to get twitter blue. He uninstalled and I have not seen or heard anything from him from him on IG or reddit.
• Fedposter J and Daisy are sparsely active on twitter, liking a couple things every few days.
• Same with Sky, though I’d like to point out that he notably liked a tweet from Alyssa that was posted 5 hours where she’s munchie-ing in the hospital, talking about how her caregiver (bonnie) took care of her animals and was coming to the hospital for dinner.
• Jen is obviously still running around, but I don’t know if any active social media for him other than Mastodon.
• Penny hasn’t been been active on the tranch or his personal account since privating them both.
• I haven’t written the daily Kevin update, but rest assured he tweeted some Islamic shit this morning.
• As for Bonnie… That’s at the end of the post.

However, I don’t believe Penny talking about disposing of bodies gives any indicator that there was a possible suicide victim.

Again I’ll say it for the thread: Bonnie alleged that Penny wanted information about disposing bodies when he alleged that Penny was asking how to make murder drones. The only bodies at the tranch are likely those of the alpacas. And even if there WAS ever a body, it probably went into the tarp barn grave right along with the alpacas.

Biggest plot twist is that Kevin died accidentally in a comedically pathetic fashion and they have been using a bot and or photoshop for all his tweets.

“Cremation” is on Kevin’s fetish list for some reason, so we know how they’d dispose of the body.

I feel like I'm a paparazzi or a tabloid writer when I post here. This site is basically TMZ for insane internet people.

Me too. When I write my updates, sometimes I feel a little sad that I couldn’t be a journalist/reporter because I can’t bring myself to be writing shit pushing somebody’s narrative. I just wanna report the facts. Speaking of which, here are some things from Bonnie! He changed his profile pic, banner, and screen name:

Responded to Alynna Fox’s question about the “Unified Theory of Plurality” is by saying that Jen was capping and then launching into some grade A word salad about plurality. Alynna followed up with replies but Bonnie did not ever answer and I don’t care enough to screenshot shit about the intricacies of people having a fake quirky disorder. [A]

Claims dyslexia and reading trouble when somebody calls him out for acting like he isn’t a leftist, in response to a deleted tweet (that I am pretty sure was the “i’m sick of leftists” tweet). [A]

Also to state for the record, I literally cannot stop thinking about/laughing at this tweet for no god damn reason. It’s definitely a Kiwifarmer but they haven’t harassed Paul lately (and you better keep it that way, as funny as this statement was)

Just keep saying shit like this (which also made me laugh) instead of fucking with the people directly