Starting with the ones appearing at the top of the shop (which btw, listed 240 items total before, and now lists 255 items despite me counting 21 new items, wtf), we got some older patches for some reason. As in, ones she made a while ago. We can tell because they're on black fabric (she said recently she liked white more and will be working with that), and by the fact that they reference events
from last year. Seriously, this one's about the Highland Park shooting, and the patch reads, "
nothing says amerikkka quite like a shooting on independence day!" with something in the bottom corner. I think it might be fireworks but who knows. Also, I'm pretty sure she messed up "independence" because there's no way it could be spelled correctly.
Another outdated patch references both the Roe v Wade thing
and the Uvalde shooting. I would say it's a bit clever, but she probably stole the idea and poorly executed it. Patch reads, "
land of the free unless you're a pregnant sex home of the brave unless you're a cop in Uvalde"
This one reads "
you say "patriotic", and all I hear is violent shill for the white supremacist police state", which she advertises as being "almost a foot in length, so it's perfect for a back patch". I normally would advise against wearing such a retarded statement on your back, but anyone who sees a person wearing this would assume the wearer is retarded, even if they
could read it.
Last one with the black background is probably older, and reads "
fuck Marilyn Manson! I believe Evan" with an oddly placed heart. Description includes her regret for wasting time and money on him for years. Oh, so Marilyn Manson is bad but dating the ghost of a serial killer rapist is ok??? (Idk anything about this but I'm just pointing out her hypocrisy)
I'm not sure why she decided to list this old shit up for sale, I guess she decided "why not". But now let's look at some of her newer patches, starting with the more political ones, such as the "miserable fart-sniffing narcissist" one she showed off a few days ago. Apparently he actually uttered that phrase and she decided to run with it. Of course she has have her poopoopeepee shit included, declaring herself a proud miserable fart-sniffing narcissist" in the title.
We got "stop cop city", referring to the people trying to prevent Atlanta from building a giant police and firefighter training facility (because ACAB) and tearing down some part of a woods area (I agree with this part, but it's pretty clear that most of the protestors just hate the police).
She made this patch advocating for a group of Scandinavian natives, the Saami, while in the description reminding people to make sure that if they buy Saami crafts, they make sure that they're actually made by Saami people and the proceeds go to their craft people. I would like to point out that for all this virtue signaling she's doing, it looks like that $10 price tag goes to her, not the indigenous people. Oh by the way, the text on the right reads "Give Lappland back"
We get into the troon stuff now with this patch, reading "I support trans unity". It is probably one of the worst patches I have ever seen from her, in terms of actual craftsmanship and appearance, which says a lot. She did not plan it out (as with all of her other patches) and it really shows, because she tried to cram the words in so bad in the word "support" that it is completely illegible (except for the S). The black outline around the gold is attention to detail that isn't present in a lot of her other patches, but it honestly feels like she only added it to try to salvage the patch after she realized how horseshit it was.
Of course we have a Hogwarts Legacy one too, reading "
please don't play the wizard blood libel game". For context, the troons were trying to involve antisemitism in their campaign for people to not play it because they realized that the troon angle wasn't sticking.
This patch offers a nice segue from the trans stuff to her magic related patches, reading "fögöra Michael Knowles".
It is worth noting that her dumb ass managed to misspell "fögöra" multiple times, and it seems like she is unaware that there's another "r".
This one's got all kinds of messages thrown in. The patch itself reads "
stop being spooky Egyptian tomb when there are mass graves under fuckin' Boston!" The product title is talking about stopping orientalism in archaeology, and the description is talking about how stupid the whole "the tomb is cursed" shit is. Stephanie, you utter retard, the reason nobody gives a shit about the mass graves in America is because they're not that old. The Egyptian ones are from centuries ago, therefore there's more of a chance of knowledge being gained from opening it. This should not be hard to grasp, especially for somebody with a master's degree.
She feels the need to make a patch clarifying that the Norse and Celts practiced human sacrifice. In the description, she spergs about how this being less well known than the Aztec human sacrifice is somehow rooted in racist double standards. Side note: for what reason ever would anybody want to sew this onto their clothes???
She made this patch "trolls aren't just online" because she has been learning about old Norse stuff.
This patch reads "
Christianity and folk magic are not mutually exclusive" with an angel that isn't all that ugly (messy but the idea she was going for is kinda cute) on the side. Ok.
And finally, the patch you've all been waiting for: the Dutch folk magic barn hex sign patch. It took her an hour to paint, and for that the buyer should feel proud of wearing it. While lacking in the execution department, this is actually much better than her other patches. I prefer for her to just do her sped paintings of actual things like this instead of trying to sell some shitty leftist political bullshit take illegibly fingerpainted onto a patch cut too small.
