Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Doesn’t freshwater just mean not seawater?

Like brackish water is when sea and fresh water mix.

cenote's are caused when Limestone collapses and exposes groundwater. That is what's going to determine what sort of water there is. Usually it'll be freshwater until you reach a certain point.

 

[Post Reply]

What could he possibly have on the phone that he needs to recover, in this day and age.

Is he such a fat retard he doesn’t have a cloud storage backup or is he so paranoid he refuses to use such a thing?

I suppose the pests would have a lot of fun if they got into his photos and private notes, but other than that I can’t see anyone wasting time, money and effort on hacking his accounts.

Unless of course he has child porn for his SFWG buddies? In which case he is retarded enough to take it for data recovery.

He needs to recover all those texts from his good friends at ONA.

 

[Mr Moonface]

He needs to recover all those texts from his good friends at ONA.

It's going to cost him $600 to recover his evidence folder. The dumb lummox is stupid enough to actually pay for it too.

 

[RollingRock2]

Please Fat spend $600 of your mother in law allowance to recover stalker child text messages calling you fat and gay

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

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It's going to cost him $600 to recover his evidence folder. The dumb lummox is stupid enough to actually pay for it too.

Thank goodness the Lizard King messages were archived.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

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It's going to cost him $600 to recover his evidence folder. The dumb lummox is stupid enough to actually pay for it too.

Or he can come here. We archive everything.

 

[Law]

As a ramble, I think that gender theory is more a result of individualism and the kind of Ayn Rand superhuman kind of right wing ideology, than Marxism or feminism.

It’s basically saying that people have the potential to be whatever they want, but anyone impeding that is the negative status quo who fears and seeks to repress them.

This is very insightful.

I can't wait for Pat to give a guy $600 bucks to recover a few meaningless texts.

Those Lizard King texts will be worth every penny.

 

[JJLiautaud]

This is very insightful.

Those Lizard King texts will be worth every penny.

Hell the Chewbacca text alone is worth the MSRP of his phone.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

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It's going to cost him $600 to recover his evidence folder. The dumb lummox is stupid enough to actually pay for it too.

Correction
His wife is going to pay for it.

 

[Mussolini’s Merkin]

Imagine writing all of this out and not once questioning the life choices that brought you there. Fatrick’s total lack of self awareness is hilarious

 

[JustStopDude]

This guy could win the power ball mega billion or something and be fucking broke in six months.

I bet he paid the rental car company for the gas rather than just fill the tank himself.

 

[Simon]

Phone update, it's gone. Fat retard doesn't understand the difference between water resistant and water proof.

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Reminder that the phone cost him $1800, it is very likely that he's still paying it off through a plan and will be doing so for years to come. Fat retard.

It's not 'top of the line', retard. Samsung is already onto Flip4, and the 'flagship' phone is a piece of shit. Of course, this fat faggot would get duped into buying one.

 

[I Can Smell My Balls]

Phone update, it's gone. Fat retard doesn't understand the difference between water resistant and water proof.

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Reminder that the phone cost him $1800, it is very likely that he's still paying it off through a plan and will be doing so for years to come. Fat retard.

So on one hand, he is technically correct that the phone is IPX8 rated. According to the samsung website:

Galaxy Z Fold3 and Galaxy Z Flip3 devices both support IPX8 water resistance. The devices have been tested in controlled settings and have been proven to be water resistant in certain situations. (International standard IEC 60529, IPX8 product, test conditions: 15-35 ℃, 86-106 kPa, fresh water, up to 1.5 m, up to 30 minutes).

But on the other, he's a fat retard, and any human capable of buying an $1800 phone should do some more fucking research before waddling into a swamp with it. Every other part of that page screams "DO NOT SUBMERGE THIS IN WATER" to me. Nowhere does it say you can swim with it. It really doesn't even claim you should submerge it at all other than to clean it in a sink with a small amount of water. This is the first chunk of text on the page.

Here are some tips on how to keep your Galaxy Z Fold3 and Galaxy Z Flip3 devices in their best condition possible:

They are the world's first water-resistant foldable smartphones. An IPX8 rating means you can unfold the phones freely, even when caught in the rain. However, it doesn't mean that they are dust-resistant.

Follow these important tips outlined below, so your foldable device will continue looking and performing great.

There is also an entire section titled "Take the following steps when your device is immerse in water", which is divided into two sections:

So either this fatso read that page and concluded that even though 95% of it is "what to do if your phone gets wet", or he didn't read it and is retarded for not knowing how his $1800 phone works. And in both cases, he's fat too.

 

[John_Smith]

Piggy did not read that section or any other section. He is functionally illiterate, and quite boastful about it.

Just think, if Patso had put his phone in a 5 cent ziplock bag, it would not have drowned in that bats' communal toilet. This is stupidity right here. He just cannot learn. He still cannot understand what the IP ratings even mean. Every single article out there (which I have seen) warns people not to do what Patso did.

For the curious, IP stands for ingress protection and the first number is dust and particle ingress ( or x if unrated) and the second number is water resistance. The IPx8 rated Flip 3 has no rated dust/particulate matter resistance rating but does have the water resistance. Thing is, particulate matter can compromise the water resistance. My guess is that pocket lint from Patso's only pair of jeans is an accomplice in the phone's drowning. Let's hope with his new phone he gets one of those usb-c to 3.5mm jack adapters, a really cheap one made of pure chinesium, since he hates bluetooth earbuds, and then drops his phone in a Hooligan's toilet while the adapter is in. I'm almost certain the adapter will completely compromise the water resistance and of course void his warranty. Welp, I killed another one 1/23

 

[TurboNAS]

Well that explains why he's such a shit author then. That's it, I'm going to read his books now. I just read the greatest science fiction books ever written, perfect time to juxtapose them with the (probably) worst science fiction books ever written.

Bro, you’re gonna have a bad time.

At least see if you can find them in a close out sale or second hand. They aren’t very good. But they’re not the worst I’ve read (though Starship Repo is miserable).

 

[Jomi]

To play Devil's advocate for $1800 phone-buying retards for a second, whilst I only spend £200 on a phone once every 3 years, I do use a £1000 PC setup and 99% of the time I use it for stuff that a £500 version would do fine with. I know this isn't the same level of retardation but it's related and widespread enough to assume that a lot of people here do the same (maybe).

 

[curbside2]

To play Devil's advocate for $1800 phone-buying retards for a second, whilst I only spend £200 on a phone once every 3 years, I do use a £1000 PC setup and 99% of the time I use it for stuff that a £500 version would do fine with. I know this isn't the same level of retardation but it's related and widespread enough to assume that a lot of people here do the same (maybe).

I think it’s worth spending $800-$1000 on a phone every 2-3 years. At a certain point you have to accept how much time you’re going to spend on it. I can’t imagine justifying $1800 though.

 

[Maude Snew]

I am sure he would have made an excellent……………………………….dunno, I would want to say toilet attendant, janitor, or other stereotypically low status job, but he lacks the temperament and would do a terrible job out of spite.

Perhaps the office of village idiot would suit him?

Crash test dummy. He's already a third of the way there. Doesn't need air bags he has bitch tits to lessen the impacts.

 

[Wodanaz]

Bro, you’re gonna have a bad time.

At least see if you can find them in a close out sale or second hand. They aren’t very good. But they’re not the worst I’ve read (though Starship Repo is miserable).

I think fatrick tomlinson's books are just about the last ones I would like to have physical copies of. You needn't worry about any money of mine even approaching an exchange of hands in regards to fatrick's books, physical or otherwise.

Phone update, it's gone. Fat retard doesn't understand the difference between water resistant and water proof.

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Reminder that the phone cost him $1800, it is very likely that he's still paying it off through a plan and will be doing so for years to come. Fat retard.

>folding phones are just too damn good
What a retard. I would love to read his review for why the he thinks the most abused pieces of technology on the planet having plastic screens that get marred by fingernails is not only a good thing, but better than traditional phones.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

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It's going to cost him $600 to recover his evidence folder. The dumb lummox is stupid enough to actually pay for it too.

I'm a bit surprised those are stored on internal storage actually. Not that I trust what Patirck says someone else told him.

Although, after I checked my own Samsung phone (not $1800 obviously but I assume the software is the same) it refers to the SD Card as "internal storage" so is he suggesting that he might pay $600 for someone to pop it out and put it in a new one? (I did not look up the specifics of this phone so maybe that is not allowed.)

I like how in his tweets about how the phone failed to meet the waterproof specs he seems to indicate he thinks the depth of the water being three feet less is relevant.