Orbiter 🐴 Amanda Lynn Morris (née Amanda Morris) / "May" / Pantsu Party / sadNtrad / "Clout Horse" - Open pedophile/lolicon/self-documented groomer ex-girlfriend of Digibro who hangs drawings of naked children above her bed. Clout chaser extraordinaire, would suck any dick for a crumb of e-fame. GUNTED. Lawful bride of a monstrous pig.

[Fslur]

They fled to mexico with 3 months of unpaid rent with basically the clothes on their back and a box of killstream merch. They have no carseat, no playpen, no high chair, no fucking clean baby socks, shit We knew Ralph was unfit to be a parent, but Amanda proved she too could care less about her spawn. There is absolutely no excuse for any of it. No mother I know would ever get into a car without a car seat with their infant child, nevermind that the person driving is drunk, stoned, and high on benzos.

Literally no excuse for this. She just wants her child to suffer. I think in a lot of ways Pantsu is worse than Ralph. He’s a literal retard drugged out zombie, what’s her excuse?

Cozy Rozy is nearly a year old, she should be able to cruise around with the assistance of furniture and clean the floors in the process. Why is there a walker on the list?

It’s not even a walker, she could only bounce in it. She’s already getting around on furniture I guess it would just contain her in one spot now that she’s moving about.

 

[GoToHellWeeb]

She isnt behind because of being born a preemie, she technically is one but was born on the cusp of being preemie/full term.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

The really absurd angle to this is that (as long as they keep dodging their debts) they're not broke. Ethan fled to Mexico for a fresh start and until he started being outwardly hostile to the paypigs they were extremely generous. Even recently they've bankrolled 2 flights to CPAC that he never managed to haul his bloated carcass onto the plane for.

Ethan would just rather deprive a literal baby of her basic needs because Rozy requiring a car seat and clean clothes that fit her is on par with his bitch wife's extremely female whining about a babby wizard game in his mind. That and it'll cut into his substance budget. Keep A-loggin' me and you'll go in the bassinet, you unnerstan'?

Spoiler: The Ralphabudget

Rent: $100
Designer shirts with airport markup because I left half my wardrobe at the bar while I was blasted out of my fucking skull after a full blown domestic got us ejected from the outbound flight: $3000
Lisbon onesie: $10
Contraception: $0
Car seat: $0
Fast food: $10000
Xannies: $?????
Alcohol: $?????
Gambling: $?????
Cleaning products: $0
That fucking children's magic game my whore wife wants: $0
Babysitter: $20
Shirts the ol' ball and chain keeps hollerin' about: $0
Prostitutes: $300
Car loan: $0
New side mirror: $200
Child support for lil Xanny: "An arbitrarily high amount" ($0 cuz the Ralphamale don't care about gay shit like child support)
Law-yers: $0. Lover of the written word and understander of the word 'unilateral' Ralphamale can explain to that retard judge why them talking shit about me means I get to breach a restraining order

ONE MONKEY NO STOP NO SHOOOOOOOOW!

 

[AnOminous]

Ralph is obviously too poor to buy his kid socks

But not yet so poor that every day isn't a 5-Bar Xanny Day.

 

[GeeWilickers47]

How much of a broke ass bitch are you that you can't afford basic onesies? You can buy a pack of onesies at Walmart for 10 bucks. Imagine being so broke you can't afford a pack of onesies

It's not a matter of broke, it's a matter of giving a shit. Why would Ralph spend money on a kid who is actively a-logging him when he can instead spend that money on Xanax? He's a Ralphamale, what kind of pussy would let that tiny bitch big-league him and then reward them like a cuck by giving them gifts? Ralph can trust no bitch, if Rozy wants clothes, she can get an Uber and get them herself.

 

[AltisticRight]

I suppose, Amanda wants Cozy Rozy restrained so she can do more important duties, such as watching the latest anime and downloading the latest Japanese R18 Comics. She's even too lazy to clean the floors, just look at Cozy Rozy's filthy socks.

Put this on the wishlist.

 

[Raiken]

watching rozy's picture made me MATI harder then i should.
my kid is the same age but has longer hair, why is she almost bald? why is she so dirty? why is her skin so bleak?

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

I looked at their list and:

1. How much of a broke ass bitch are you that you can't afford basic onesies? You can buy a pack of onesies at Walmart for 10 bucks. Imagine being so broke you can't afford a pack of onesies.
2. A lot of that stuff seems to be for babies that are younger. The bouncer is usually for babies that are 6 months old. Babies that are a year old usually start walking and moving around a lot.
3. How can they not have a highchair for Rozy? That is one of the most basic things that all parents have for babies.

It's amazing to me how Ralph and Meigh are incapable of providing the most basic of stuff for their infant daughter.

I've gotta assume that they've convinced themselves that Rozy's fine with what she's got but if other people are so upset and want to spend their money, FINE! It's the only thing that makes sense, as they have enough cash to buy food and booze--baby supplies are simply not important to them.

It's an inversion of most people's priorities that is almost too on the nose. If I saw it in in a TV show I'd roll my eyes. I hope the baby escapes them soon.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

I've gotta assume that they've convinced themselves that Rozy's fine with what she's got but if other people are so upset and want to spend their money, FINE! It's the only thing that makes sense, as they have enough cash to buy food and booze--baby supplies are simply not important to them.

It's an inversion of most people's priorities that is almost too on the nose. If I saw it in in a TV show I'd roll my eyes. I hope the baby escapes them soon.

Whatever a baby is raised in is “normal” for them. Sadly being dirty and filthy will feel normal to Rozy, just like dear old dad. She will probably freak out from the sensory experience of being made to wash hands when she’s eventually sent to school.

If her legs and socks are that filth encrusted her hands are just as bad and she constantly sticks those in her mouth. Shudder.

Cozy Rozy is nearly a year old, she should be able to cruise around with the assistance of furniture and clean the floors in the process. Why is there a walker on the list?

It’s definitely to just imprison her in something so Pantsu can watch more anime. It’s a bad and dangerous choice for a one year old but I expect nothing less from these neglectful morons.

Pantsu can’t even LARP as a poor, but decent, third world trad mom. Those women love their kids and bath them regularly even if they have to fetch the water. They also get them christened before they are a month old. Pantsu must either be an atheist or not care about her daughter’s soul, I’d go with the latter.

 

[Procrastinhater]

i wonder whom the whorse is trying to insult with this?

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Poor thing is looking more and more like Ralph everyday.
Why is she so filthy?
Ffs Meigh clean your child.
I'm gonna be generous and say she's just been playing outside, but why would you post a pic of your baby looking so dirty where you know everyone is gonna shit on you for it?

 

[JoseRaulChupacabra]

Are they trying to get CozyRozy to speed run blade's foot? Even with Ralphagenetics, chronic limb degeneration would still take quite a bit of time, so the current strat is WW1 style squalor.

 

[Procrastinhater]

[ADAGIO FOR NIGGERS PLAYS]

"This is Rozy. She spends hours of her day ignored by her parents as they beg to pay for their drug habits. She'll never know a life of love or clean socks. Her first words were "FLASH GORDON FOR THREE DOLLARS". For just $5 a month you can sponsor Rozy and provide her with clean water and clothes that don't look like they were stolen from a Red Cross parcel. You'll receive weekly updates, a corn plushie and a personalised Alprazolam prescription. Have a heart. Give what you can."

Bro if I thought that it would actually be spent on Rozy and not on fucking Xanax, Makers Mark, and prostitutes I would fucking send them $100 a week for food and clothes and shit she needs. I hate seeing babies in that condition even if it is a Guntling.
They should be fucking charged with neglect.
That baby hasn't been washed in days and the clothes for probably longer.
She's growing out of the fucking thing ffs.
This is neglect.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

i wonder whom the whorse is trying to insult with this?

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1: why does she subscribe to someone she shares finances with

2: why is she proud of her developmentally stunted goblinette sliding chairs around and pretending there’s a sense of order or pattern recognition involved? Seems indicative of a lack of actual developmental milestones.

3: your kid is starkly dirty because she touched chairs and the floor.

My kid, at one and a half, managed to sneak off with their moms’ phone, unlock it and call me at work because they missed me (and because you don’t have to type numbers to dial anymore).

Rozy isn’t even standing while holding onto the chairs. She’s sitting there.

 

[heathercho]

watching rozy's picture made me MATI harder then i should.
my kid is the same age but has longer hair, why is she almost bald? why is she so dirty? why is her skin so bleak?

The hair I didn't get either, like, I would say it's May and Ethan's shitty genetics. Ethan barely has any hair and May's is janky and limp.

Her being filthy is probably a good thing, in all honesty. She can build an immune system akin to an Indian living on the banks of The Ganges, coz god knows her "parents" won't get her medical help if she's sick.

I know, I know, Ralph said he missed the flight coz Rozy had the black lung, but he was very, very, VERY obviously lying. He should learn to lie better, by being an actual father 99% of the time, instead of expecting us to believe the 1% of the time when suddenly he has to miss a flight again.

 

[Cumeatsioner Gordon]

Dude the poor thing is Ralph's spitting image.

What have you done you sick motherfucker.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

The thing about the dirt baby is that they don't have any friends and took 0 time to learn anything about parenting. Amanda had no problem posting that pic of the baby because she didn't realize baby's aren't supposed to be caked in filth. Ralph likely said "naw it's a baby they're always durty who cares" and Amanda agreed.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

There is absolutely zero fucking reason your 10 month old baby should look like a fucking coal miner. That baby's hair suggests it's rarely bathed. Baby socks are so incredibly fucking cheap. I don't understand how they could post that picture and see nothing wrong with it.

I’m sorry to tell you this, but ol Rozzer is going to be a year old in about two weeks

 

[chalkyresidue]

Ralph kept saying May is adding things to the list but I don't see nothing new, and no socks. https://www.amazon.com.mx/hz/wishlist/ls/28F4QMINWEEJL?ref_=wl_share

This was a bigger priority than socks. “A partir de 3 años,” perfect for baby’s first birthday.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

You are now aware that this is the tropics so there are cockroaches FUCKING EVERYWHERE. That is all.

And here you alogs were upset Rozy didn’t have any toys to play with! Another Ralphamale W! God’s plan!

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Reminder that Rozys first months (except the first one spent in Mr.Feet’s cleaner house haha) were spent in filth along with several pets in the Richmond rental that The Ralph’s fled, having completely trashed and owing 3 months rent to the tune of 8000USdollars.
Petition to add Horrorcows to these godawful pieces of human garbage.