Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%

  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%

  • Null

    Votes: 1,450 55.8%

  • Kanye West

    Votes: 283 10.9%

  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 609 23.5%
  • Total voters
    2,597
So....Rob Thomas is the new Taylor/Ariana/Katy, I see. Russ, you gonna write him a song too? But at least Rob doesn't have to worry about making "representations" that he's open to dating mush-mouthed narcissists. Rob is, by all appearances, a very devoted husband. His wife has actually appeared in several of his music videos and a lot of his songs were written for/about her - and he mentions her a lot on his fan pages too. So he's safe there, but I can see Russ getting it in his head that he'd be willing to help "kickstart my dreams" or something.
 
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JustSomeChick said:
So....Rob Thomas is the new Taylor/Ariana/Katy, I see. Russ, you gonna write him a song too? But at least Rob doesn't have to worry about making "representations" that he's open to dating mush-mouthed narcissists. Rob is, by all appearances, a very devoted husband. His wife has actually appeared in several of his music videos and a lot of his songs were written for/about her - and he mentions her a lot on his fan pages too. So he's safe there, but I can see Russ getting it in his head that he'd be willing to help "kickstart my dreams" or something.
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He's tagged him before, and made some comments like "help me get into 'The Biz,' let's collab," but it was years ago and nowhere near as intense as with the women. Just some offhand comments he didn't seem to really pursue.

Also he was always in the middle of harassing Taylor, Ariana, Katy, etc so he never focused on Rob. Maybe that's changing now since he really doesn't have any other distractions at the moment.
 
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If Shit-Lips ever opened for a band the audience would be really, really confused and nauseated...for about 45 seconds. Then Russhole's song would end, he'd stand there awkwardly for a few moments expecting applause and women's underwear to be thrown on stage, then he would hang his head and shuffle off the stage when everyone just silently stares at him in bewilderment.
 
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Drowningman said:
He is trying to get Rob Thomas to let him open up for Rob " s next tour.
He updated the text under his last selfie post.
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What does "guest play" mean? Did he seriously just upgrade himself from show opener to just kicking out Matchbox 20's guitarist or drummer or whatever for a few songs while he expertly takes over?
 
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Drowningman said:
He is trying to get Rob Thomas to let him open up for Rob " s next tour.
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Russell never fails to be creepy, even to guys. 'Slide into my DMs' doesn't sound like you want to collaborate or 'guest play' at a show, it sounds like you want to fuck.

NoosJunki said:
What does "guest play" mean? Did he seriously just upgrade himself from show opener to just kicking out Matchbox 20's guitarist or drummer or whatever for a few songs while he expertly takes over?
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I think he means he wants to be the opener for the show, or be in the background adding something (???) to the show.
 
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I'm imagining Matchbox 20 performing "I Don't Get You Taylor Swift" or "She Don't Like Nice Guys" live while Russ joins them on stage with his keytar like in his AGT audition video. Bobbing his head while just sort of walking back and forth. Star power and stage presence dazzling the audience.

The band playing. Rob singing. Russ doing that goofy David Lee Roth jump or whatever it was.

Now I need to hear MB20 do Greer covers. Need to hear Rob go WOO HOO HOO!
 
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Celebrities and sports teams trot out pet tards all the time for good publicity. Russ is also disabled, so he should get the same treatment. Except he's sort of disabled plus, in that he (thinks he) can perform to a professional standard and actually steal the show rather than just being a dancing monkey like the Down kids they have at hockey games or whatever. If he was less of a scrawny spastic, he'd be whining at NFL teams to let him hang around the bench and creep on the cheerleaders, no doubt while crying that the Special Olympics were just a popularity contest. As it is, he's just going to pester musicians because some idiot told him he was a talented keyboard-smasher who would be very handsome if his face worked.

Russ lives his life like he's a Make-a-Wish kid who doesn't have the decency to die once they're no longer cute and tragic, but just keeps hanging around asking for more favors. That's all he knows.
 
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Wonder who this could be about? I know Russ seems to remember situations WILDLY differently from anyone else...
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The MB20 hype post from yesterday:
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Hasn't been commenting on their FB posts. He always preferred to do that on Rob's personal Instagram though.
 
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The Great Citracett said:
I'm imagining Matchbox 20 performing "I Don't Get You Taylor Swift" or "She Don't Like Nice Guys" live while Russ joins them on stage with his keytar like in his AGT audition video. Bobbing his head while just sort of walking back and forth. Star power and stage presence dazzling the audience.
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This gives me Jason Sudeikis's character in "What's Up With That" vibes.
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Nothing to do with anything. Not playing music. Just a retard dancing away in a weird outfit.
 
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StinkySnack said:
What the FUCK? This is peak Russ delusion. I just have no words. He really does think he’s a celebrity doesn’t he?
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Yeah, I agree. I think he's finally cracked and thinks he's known, by name by established people in the industry and fully expects Rob Thomas to let him "collab." When that doesn't happen, either he'll post an angry screed about how you can't count on people you know anymore (remember, he seriously thought he had a relationship with Taylor Swift, so thinking he's friends with a has-been vanilla pop star from the late 90s isn't a stretch) or he'll start harassing people around Rob Thomas, demanding they make Rob contact him. While I am not a fan, I certainly don't wish a stalker on the man, especially not when that stalker is Russ.
 
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L. Ron Hubbard's Cat said:
Celebrities and sports teams trot out pet tards all the time for good publicity. Russ is also disabled, so he should get the same treatment. Except he's sort of disabled plus, in that he (thinks he) can perform to a professional standard and actually steal the show rather than just being a dancing monkey like the Down kids they have at hockey games or whatever. If he was less of a scrawny spastic, he'd be whining at NFL teams to let him hang around the bench and creep on the cheerleaders, no doubt while crying that the Special Olympics were just a popularity contest. As it is, he's just going to pester musicians because some idiot told him he was a talented keyboard-smasher who would be very handsome if his face worked.

Russ lives his life like he's a Make-a-Wish kid who doesn't have the decency to die once they're no longer cute and tragic, but just keeps hanging around asking for more favors. That's all he knows.
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Made me think of this:


He'd fit right in.
 
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