Bank Run Watch 2023 after Silicon Valley Bank shutdown - Over 97% of SVB's assets were not FDIC insured

I'm stuck on this statement. Does this mean that Silicon Valley Bank was shut down because they lost money on government-issued bonds?

A government product led to the downfall of a bank? That's unheard-of for me.
It means they bought bonds with a, say 2% rate a few years back, but those same 30 year bonds are now at 3.68% so if they need cash they have to sell them at a discount compared to current bonds from the Treasury (and therefore what they paid a couple years ago - which made sense if they kept them for 30 years, or maybe even 20). And they needed cash to cover withdrawals so they ate shit.
 
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Oh no Cryptobros! I don't feel so good...
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What happens when yourn "stablecoin" holds reserves on a (((shut down))) bank? You get de-pegged...
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Can coinbase stop the bleeding? We'll soon find out! Trading has been HALTED!
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So I assume this means there's now infinite competition for tech jobs, even in non-tech companies, and I'll never be able to escape the one I'm in now.

IT-wis, I don't feel so good...
Same here, IT at a non-tech company, I like my job but I doubt there will be easy upward growth for a while. Guess it's time to ride shit out and hope things get unfucked soon. JPow I love you please stop hitting me.
 
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how much silver would a person theoretically want to have buried in such a theoretical root cellar
None unless you think there will be a collapse of the currency's purchasing power to such an extent that the penalty incurred from selling physical metals is overcome.
Physical ownership of precious metals are a meme unless you truly believe a specific situation will occur. There's a reason why precious metal companies hock their wares on boomer television.
 
None unless you think there will be a collapse of the currency's purchasing power to such an extent that the penalty incurred from selling physical metals is overcome.
Physical ownership of precious metals are a meme unless you truly believe a specific situation will occur. There's a reason why precious metal companies hock their wares on boomer television.

you're an idiot, "silver" means "junk silver" which is already regularly used as currency in the parts of the US where sane people live.
 
Every time I walk into my bank and note the FDIC sticker on the door, I muse: "Someone out there, somewhere, is running a major, mainstream, bank without FDIC and the customers are unaware, or are buying some kind of "no, see, we've got special crypto-mumbo AI-investing technology that means we can't fail, so insurance would be pointless overhead!" excuse if asked.

And it's only a matter of time before if fucks up, there's a run on it and they eat absolute shit, I wonder who that is?"


Shocker - it's Californian.
 
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I'm seriously beginning to wonder if I should just forget about tech altogether and get a head start now in moving out to some remote mountains in the wilderness where I'll live out the rest of my days hunting, foraging, and growing my own food as I watch society burn to the ground...
very, very real talk: I live in a state where people have been doing this since the 70s. It's an unhealthy antihuman lifestyle. It's good to be prepared for a collapse but it's not good to set up your life for despair. The point of survival is to rebuild, not just survive.
 
They were sponsoring events like BUILD which is a DIE non-profit 9 years ago. (A) It was amazing to see how long ago this stuff started and quickly spread to all facets of soyciety.

Early on it appeared they were a good lender of last resort for struggling startups. (A) Despite acquiring Standard Treasury in 2015 (A), their website still sucked (A).

Rippling is delaying payouts to its customers. (A) An earlier story said they wouldn't. (A)

Both JPM (A) and Brex (A) are trying (likely succeeding) to get customers.

Hodl-ers are out in force.
There's a comment by either a shill or an absolute retard pledging not to take their company's money out of SVB on HackerNews. (A) If they added the qualifier its probably too late, then ok.

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Investor Mark Suster is whining about evil VCs who advised their companies to take their money out of SVB causing the collapse. (A) I doubt any banks are going to take SVB's underwater assets on their books without any sweet bailout cash from the government. Which is probably likely to happen.

Brad Svrluga, another investor, had a similar take. (A)
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My last payout from them cleared late last night, but I've just gone and unlisted everything and marked myself as taking a break I've got a bad feeling about this.
I really hate dooming, but seeing posts like this while watching a bank tell everyone not to panic then folding during the day (after being unable to find a buyer) is the most ominous of bad feelings imaginable.
 
I don’t know about you all... but this is the first time since college since I’ve felt alive. I have lots of silver and been waiting for this to happen for 10 years. The point where 1 silver Roosevelt dime buys me a blowjob from a formerly well to do housewife and her 18 year old daughter at the same time. I’ve been waiting in the shadows laughing at these cuck husbands who buy their wives range rovers instead of buying silver bullion... knowing that I’ll be face fucking their wives mouths for the 1.30$ it cost me to buy that silver dime.

Just this morning at Whole Foods I seamlessly entered a conversation with a roastie milf with a ring about SVB in the water aisle... and I said it’s the canary in the coal mine signalling the complete economic collapse of the US. She was looking at me in amazement like she wanted me to paint her lips in cum. At the end of the conversation I’m like take my number, maybe I can help you out if you are in a jam and she took it from me.
 
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OOF. Autists and pedos on suicide watch
In fairness anyone that invested near IPO already got fucked, shares have been hovering around half initial-ish of about $70 to $30something pretty consistently ever since the initial drop so I don't know how much worse their actual stock can get.

I mean I guess zero is always possible...
 
very, very real talk: I live in a state where people have been doing this since the 70s. It's an unhealthy antihuman lifestyle. It's good to be prepared for a collapse but it's not good to set up your life for despair. The point of survival is to rebuild, not just survive.
Agree that trying to be completely independent is unrealistic and miserable. Even the settlers who broke the sod had to go into town for tea, sugar, and cloth- people universally leave the subsistence lifestyle the second the option is available.

The correct attitude is to assess what your biggest threats are, and fortify against them as best you can.

If you do live in the woods, make the move because you genuinely love it. And start making friends and integrating as soon as you get there, it’s the hardest part of rural life.

The story that really solidified my thinking on this was the family that fled the commies and lived in Siberian isolation for 70 years. It’s a dead end.

 
So I assume this means there's now infinite competition for tech jobs, even in non-tech companies, and I'll never be able to escape the one I'm in now.



IT-wis, I don't feel so good...

Startup and Silicon Valley tech employees are not the same as ground level IT support and work for regular productive skillsets in the rest of America. They wont have many who can compete in regular IT. They will however fill HR departments with useless evil parasites.
 
I don’t know about you all... but this is the first time since college since I’ve felt alive. I have lots of silver and been waiting for this to happen for 10 years. The point where 1 silver Roosevelt dime buys me a blowjob from a formerly well to do housewife and her 18 year old daughter at the same time. I’ve been waiting in the shadows laughing at these cuck husbands who buy their wives range rovers instead of buying silver bullion... knowing that I’ll be face fucking their wives mouths for the 1.30$ it cost me to buy that silver dime.

Just this morning at Whole Foods I seamlessly entered a conversation with a roastie milf with a ring about SVB in the water aisle... and I said it’s the canary in the coal mine signalling the complete economic collapse of the US. She was looking at me in amazement like she wanted me to paint her lips in cum. At the end of the conversation I’m like take my number, maybe I can help you out if you are in a jam and she took it from me.
You realize you could’ve gotten laid without the soy apocalypse, right?
In fairness anyone that invested near IPO already got fucked, shares have been hovering around half initial-ish of about $70 to $30something pretty consistently ever since the initial drop so I don't know how much worse their actual stock can get.

I mean I guess zero is always possible...
0 sounds great.
 
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