Careercow Jotex257 / Jotexチャンネル駅 / Jotex the Speedior - The Salty Islamic Gamer

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[Xerxes IX]

Excuse me Jotex it's Coldsteel the HedgehEg

 

[Lucky Wildcard]

So a few months back I told this pingasthelawler dude on DA about Jotex's arrival on the thread.

I've just checked the thread again and....wow. Talk about being salty right there. From what I've seen he's now deactivated his DA account and removed all of his jotex videos off youtube due to stuff like this. I guess we can say he truly is someone who can't handle criticism.

Speaking of which, here's something I thought I deleted, but is still on the computer.

My original intent was to screencap as much crap about Jotex Blitz as possible before Bitdefender detected the trojan and deleted the file outright. This is the only thing I have on it.

 

[ActualKiwi]

So a few months back I told this pingasthelawler dude on DA about Jotex's arrival on the thread.



Speaking of which, here's something I thought I deleted, but is still on the computer.

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My original intent was to screencap as much crap about Jotex Blitz as possible before Bitdefender detected the trojan and deleted the file outright. This is the only thing I have on it.

I'm pretty sure I still have it on here somewhere but frankly I can't bring myself to run that crapshoot again.

 

[Lucky Wildcard]

So a friend of mine had a conversation with him on Tumblr.

Also, another tumblr page., jotexdostro.

 

[Ntwadumela]

Jeez man WTF did he even say?
The autism is strong with this one.

 

[Lucky Wildcard]

I found these on his tumblr.

Spoiler: You'll appreciate me spoilering these. Mainly Christian stuff.

 

[Adamska]

All he's proving to me is he's a self hating muslim that is trying as hard as posssible to shirk his duties and become a kaffir.

 

[Sallet Lad Jim]

Jeez man WTF did he even say?
The autism is strong with this one.

Grass is green.
Water's wet.
And Jotex is as dumb as a rock.

Three constants.

 

[GandT]

Grass is green.
Water's wet.
And Jotex is as dumb as a rock a Muslim.

Three constants.

FTFY.

 

[Sallet Lad Jim]

FTFY.

I mean, you're not wrong.

 

[The Bourguignon]

Grass is green.
Water's wet.
And Jotex is as dumb as a rock.

Three constants.

Jotex reminds me of special ed kids who want to be successful and creative but chimp out at the slightest bit of criticism.

 

[Lucky Wildcard]

Jotex reminds me of special ed kids who want to be successful and creative but chimp out at the slightest bit of criticism.

The kid can dish it out, but can't take it. If he's trolling Sonic and Freedom Planet fans, he's doing a crappy job.

 

[Strelok]

Jeez man WTF did he even say?
The autism is strong with this one.

The problem is we're dealing with an ungodly combination of hyper-austism mixed with a very low level of ESL understanding that makes anything he posts nigh unreadable.

 

[IceGray]

I get the gist of it since I deal with ESL teaching. First he screeched at Talonsenpai that he should be hating on Freedom Planet, then ranted on about Spark.

He's saying he hates Freedom Planet because he insists on male player characters. So he likes Spark the Electric Jester as it's going to have a male player character. "I'm sweetest mood!" is most likely his garbled way of saying "I'm not salty," in other words.

/rates self autistic for actually trying to parse that.

 

[Sallet Lad Jim]

He's saying he hates Freedom Planet because he insists on male player characters.

 

[ActualKiwi]

I get the gist of it since I deal with ESL teaching. First he screeched at Talonsenpai that he should be hating on Freedom Planet, then ranted on about Spark.

He's saying he hates Freedom Planet because he insists on male player characters. So he likes Spark the Electric Jester as it's going to have a male player character. "I'm sweetest mood!" is most likely his garbled way of saying "I'm not salty," in other words.

/rates self autistic for actually trying to parse that.

Girl characters have cooties.wurm dontchaknow.

 

[Lucky Wildcard]

What's funny is that Freedom Planet is going to have two male characters, Commander Torque and Spade, as DLC. They just haven't came out yet due to issues with the engine they're using, which is Multimedia Fusion 2, the same one Jotex used to code his crappy games. The sequel is switching to Unity.

 

[kcbbq]

I get the gist of it since I deal with ESL teaching. First he screeched at Talonsenpai that he should be hating on Freedom Planet, then ranted on about Spark.

He's saying he hates Freedom Planet because he insists on male player characters. So he likes Spark the Electric Jester as it's going to have a male player character. "I'm sweetest mood!" is most likely his garbled way of saying "I'm not salty," in other words.

/rates self autistic for actually trying to parse that.

Proper Islamics aren't supposed to be near the opposite sex. He's just autistically following Shariah.

 

[Lucky Wildcard]

He's long overdue for an ED page. He's been considered for one since September of last year.