Community Munchausen's by Internet (Malingerers, Munchies, Spoonies, etc) - Feigning Illnesses for Attention

[Flourishing Pinecone ❧]

Figured it's about time I put some more updates on my favorite little munchie Paige <3

She's been dying for years now, right? I wonder why they keep treating her honestly. Also I bet the person looking for a vein wouldn't haven't been too pleased to have been filmed.

 

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First Rose makes this sobbing video for tiktok because she has no friends in real life (revealing) and she's upset she's not getting better. Something something deconditioning for years larping as a disabled baby grandmother.

And today this video of her making a trauma care bag complete with a fucking diaper because she feels violated after anesthesia.

 

[Flourishing Pinecone ❧]

Terribly fake crying, Rose. Also you're not getting better because you need intensive therapy, not medical interventions. And maybe some hobbies that aren't related to being sick.

She's wearing a nappy in that second video, and puts some into her bag. why? Why does she need to wear nappies?

 

[Mad At Everybody]

Figured it's about time I put some more updates on my favorite little munchie Paige <3
Somehow she isn't dead yet.

Just a couple of highlights. In the video below, she has done a terrible job of hiding her NHI number (everyone in NZ is branded with a NHI number which is how the gubberment tracks your medical crap) which if I had the time I probably could enhance and do some CSI shit, but you guys are probably better at it.

She's now got a surgically placed catheter, fuck me it was hard to look at that messed up stomach.

So the same old cycle continues. Lowkey if she started an onlyfans I would jump for joy.

i cant believe I just said that.

Sad Walrus will outlive us all.

 

[Flaming_Barghast]

First Rose makes this sobbing video for tiktok because she has no friends in real life (revealing) and she's upset she's not getting better. Something something deconditioning for years larping as a disabled baby grandmother.
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And today this video of her making a trauma care bag complete with a fucking diaper because she feels violated after anesthesia.

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Wow, only person that gets me wound like this chick is Kelly Lenza, *clap*.
A big ole sperg

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having experience with people with actual trauma, anethstesia is the least stressful medical procedure. Gyno stuff is waaaaaay more upsetting/triggering from my limited experience. Also that was the fakest fucking crying I have ever seen, her eyes aren't red at all, if she forced those tears any harder she might pop a blood vessel.
How long until she goes into AB/DL bullshit because of the diapers and infantalized headband that looks like it belongs on a 15th c doll?

 

[Jimmy Dean Bowl]

And today this video of her making a trauma care bag complete with a fucking diaper because she feels violated after anesthesia.

I would very much like the backstory for this please fren...wtf??

 

[Goatchoker]

First Rose makes this sobbing video for tiktok because she has no friends in real life (revealing) and she's upset she's not getting better. Something something deconditioning for years larping as a disabled baby grandmother.
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And today this video of her making a trauma care bag complete with a fucking diaper because she feels violated after anesthesia.

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One would think you’d avoid anesthesia if it’s so traumatizing. I know I know. Munchies and all but damn yo.

 

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I would very much like the backstory for this please fren...wtf??

There should be a few posts around the thread if you search "rollwithrose" or even just "Rose" because I believe she is the only subject here with that name.

 

[Dnein]

having experience with people with actual trauma, anethstesia is the least stressful medical procedure. Gyno stuff is waaaaaay more upsetting/triggering from my limited experience. ]

There is a huge munchie pattern of demanding anesthesia when it isn't even normal and sedation seeking. I've seen whole threads of people screaming about medical abuse because they couldn't get knocked out for some routine shit. Who was it that listed a port removal under local as literal PTSD inducing medical trauma? I find their absolute worship of sedatives, like benedryl, just as telling. They don't even get you high, just knocked the fuck out.

I am autistically phobic as fuck of the sleep drugs, and what makes anesthesia scary as fuck? That of loss of control over consciousness. Yet they adore that feeling. Microcosm of their mindset to me. They seem to really seek out that sensation of helplessness, and whining about it simultaneously is the whole point. Everybody look, they are so helpless and victimy, you can't hold them responsible for anything!

One would think you’d avoid anesthesia if it’s so traumatizing. I know I know. Munchies and all but damn yo.

Surprise, surprise, you can actually get around it if you ask. She'd never try. I mean, beyond the whole "they don't even need that procedure" layer, they could actually skip the sleep and have their medical kicks. It just really makes their fetish obvious... if the fake crying didn't already.

 

[choccy milk]

Some updates from Heather!

Her colectomy was scheduled for Feb 27th, but she got impatient and ended up hospitalized early after fucking up her toob. During the procedure they removed 99% of her colon and a couple dozen lymph nodes, oncologist was present. She had some actual blood transfusions after the inevitable surgical complications. Also had a birthday.

Spoiler: pics

She posted again on Saturday to beg and cry and whine and beg, since it had been a while. Ryan has a job interview and Heather begs people to pray over all the different ways it can benefit her. She says she has a zoom call with a judge but no date or time yet. I believe she started at hospital 5 this time and then transferred to hospital 2.


Tuesday it was return of the gibs, OF COURSE she wants to be home but being at the hospital is just better for her right now. This is normal stuff that normal people say all the time. "We just continue to pray and hope that even in an economic crisis, many group members will still have the ability/want to give." Give me a fucking break.
Heather says you can DM her for her address if you prefer to send a check.

She is such a lazy useless worm. Look at this shit.


Then on Wednesday, Heather updated that the surgeon needs her to start solids ASAP, meaning she must request special outside food be delivered to her, because hospital food is gross wah. Seriously. Anyway, I assume they made her eat hospital food, because then suddenly there's a problem with her central line so she has to stay to get that fixed.


This was posted the same day and later deleted, lol.


Yesterday (Thursday) she let us know that she updated the Amazon wishlist.

I actually spent a minute looking at it. As expected, it's a mix of cleaning supplies, toiletries, and dumb shit like a $36 electric shaver and $23 packs of string lights. The list description says they included a few fun things "because life is a balance <3". Whatever.

Spoiler: wishlist items

I didn't screenshot the entire thing but it's basically more of this kind of shit.

I went and checked out the "purchased" tab as well, to see what all she's asked for/received in the past. This isn't all of it either.

Then earlier today, she posted that she's unable to go home because they have no health insurance and she can't afford any of her tube or line care supplies. But because she's a "hostage" of the hospital, they aren't providing her solid food? I don't fucking get it but anyway that means she needs DoorDash gift cards too. She posts a screenshot of the cost breakdown provided by an Optum rep.

She then peddled the group, as well as her friends list at large, to ask if anyone can come spend the night with her in the hospital, because she's lonely wah. There's a really comfy chair you get to sleep in, though!



She's also gone ahead and put in an advance request for tomorrow night, in case she's still in the hospital. This bitch is 26 years old, why does she NEED someone to spend the night at the hospital with her?

 

[Noah Boddy]

I like the cheap belly button and nose jewelry gibs. Also she claims MCAS right? How tf is she using Gain laundry pods which can cause reactions even with normal people???

 

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When you're so excited about being called "ill appearing" that you rush to make a tiktok.

again, if being put under anesthesia is so traumatizing then why is she pushing for more and more and more procedures?

 

[Flourishing Pinecone ❧]

She is such a lazy useless worm. Look at this shit.

the fucking audacity holy shit. this bitch is unreal!

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

the fucking audacity holy shit. this bitch is unreal!

I would seriously punch her whiny, grifting face. I don't know how anyone can stand her.

 

[ShadowCass]

I am amused at how Heather is so very delicate and sickly (cancer!) but only one of her friends wore a mask for part of the time. She’s really bad at munching, I can’t believe anyone falls for her act!

 

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This is the second video Rose has made about her doctor calling her "ill-appearing". It's very obvious that this made her very happy.

 

[SNU]

I know doctors hate saying stuff like "patient is in pain" or "patient is ill" and will instead opt for "patient appears to be in pain" or "patient appears ill" but I thought a munchie would take offense and think it was backhanded. I didn't expect for them to celebrate it. I thought they'd be like "what do you mean appears? I am ill!

 

[Flaming_Barghast]

Slightly off topic, so I'll spoiler that.

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I always miss all the fun! Scrolled back 15 pages to look for where Rose was first mentioned and saw that weird Mantis person. Did you gorls manage to scare em off? I'm so mad I missed it! Also lmao at everyone pimp slapping their munchie ass. Even if you were curious about something, shouldn't you want to word it in the least suspiscious way? Like "do you guys think there's a connection of x to y or is that just corilation?" Yeah let's just rattle the hornets nest and demand shit from the most vicious board on the site. Fuckin retard.

Back on topic. How'd ya find Rose? And how far back was their introduction? I'm so sorry that this was probably answered, I just wanted to go through and check.

 

[large_farva]

Slightly off topic, so I'll spoiler that.

Spoiler

I always miss all the fun! Scrolled back 15 pages to look for where Rose was first mentioned and saw that weird Mantis person. Did you gorls manage to scare em off? I'm so mad I missed it! Also lmao at everyone pimp slapping their munchie ass. Even if you were curious about something, shouldn't you want to word it in the least suspiscious way? Like "do you guys think there's a connection of x to y or is that just corilation?" Yeah let's just rattle the hornets nest and demand shit from the most vicious board on the site. Fuckin retard.

Back on topic. How'd ya find Rose? And how far back was their introduction? I'm so sorry that this was probably answered, I just wanted to go through and check.

Rose is quite a bit farther back I believe. try Rollwithrose, rosethrives and just rose in your search.

Here's the first post about her to get you started
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/munch...hies-spoonies-etc.29936/page-503#post-7390847

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

the fucking audacity holy shit. this bitch is unreal!

Imagine being so excited to have your colon removed. Yes, shitting in a bag the rest of your life for no reason sounds great. Did she ever say why she needed this surgery exactly?