Orbiter Pit Viper Salesman / Christorian X / "Vex" - 40-year-old unhinged a-log who works in marketing, groomer, cleans up for Flamenco, simps for Goocheese, e-thot lust, writes novels to cry about Ethan Ralph. Sent 13605 private messages on Chudbuds in 127 days.

  • 🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.
Hey kiddo
haha
Got a kiwifarms account?
What if we got this achievement? haha
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If anyone has a pdf of the complete ViperX DM's or can point me in the right direction (preferably on site I'm not bothered enough to go searching around messageboards off the Forum) could you do a nigger a solid and slide them over?
 
"Haha, hey kiddo, need help with your homework? You're pretty good at math for your gender, haha"
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Don't you have your own thread to obsessively post in?
Well kiddo, I've actually met someone from this forum but I'm not gonna try to get reddit karma for it. Not really hard if you're a sane reasonable person.
But how many of those we got here? Before it was open season cx was a top boy round these parts.
If anyone has a pdf of the complete ViperX DM's or can point me in the right direction (preferably on site I'm not bothered enough to go searching around messageboards off the Forum) could you do a nigger a solid and slide them over?
Got you cuz
 
Ok. Same thing really but answer the question though, sped.
I'm curious what the schizo theory is. If you get it right I promise I'll confirm ;)
You should prove everyone wrong and post your license and a selfie with you and the date. That would prove everyone wrong.
 
Hey @Pit Viper Salesman does it bother you that a fat drug addict trailer trash like King Ralph can smash 18 year old BPD whores while you can't?
How about even kiwi autists like @anuscabbage12 smashing 4/10 lolcow pussy while despite you being a Vickers capo you can't even get a crumb from fai fai or Ariel the e whore? I bet neither of them even have 20+ years in PR psyops
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I just wanna see how fat Christorian X is. You just know he's fat. He was always posting about Vtubers on his twitter last year, unless I'm mixing him up with Xaniberries? These guys are all pretty much the same.

789 went to Ralphamania and we saw her already, normie mom band nerd type in her thirties. Wouldn't give her a second look at Walgreens or wherever moms go and couldn't pick her out of a lineup. She talked about where she lived and stuff too, somewhere in PA? That's more dox than we have on most people. She has nothing to lose IMO.
 
"Hey Kiddo, wanna go on a bourbon tour with me?"

"No that's ok."

"Well, I guess that's it!"
Anyone who tries to get with 19 year old girls knows that nothing is more exciting to them then a “multi-day bourbon tour” with other middle-aged couples, accompanied by a fat 40-year-old autist.

Try the Christorian X method. Get on Tinder and offer to take women 20 years younger than you a bourbon tour in your bio. College bitches will be matching with you so many times you will break the app.

Also don’t forget to ask if they’ve “seen your magic” - your magic, of course, being doxing. Bitches love fat autists who dox people. It’s above being tall in the hierarchy of male attractiveness.

The final trick is to be super old and open lines with “hey Kiddo” before flirting with them. Bitches love dangerous men, and there’s nothing more dangerous than a creepy middle-aged groomer with pedophilic vibes.

We can all learn a thing or two about pickup from the obese, insane faggot Christorian X.
 
789 went to Ralphamania
I see so she gave money to Ethan Oliver Ralph the bad man.
Time to put down the mayo fries and don my mask
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How dare she give money to Ralph.
"Mr. Vickers come in Mr Vickers come in somebody gave Ralph money we have to mobilize the chicken delivery"
It's time to get her arrested for animal abuse and send her dead chickens. Now all we need to do is get her extended family also arrested for her crimes against humanity.
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I'm glad I'm such a heroric crime fighter.
 
Hey janny @AltisticRight , yes your DMs with @Pit Viper Salesman are a very interesting read... But you might want to add this early clip to the OP by who I suspect was one of Gin's alts (if I remember correctly from one of Vetti now deleted streams). You know having a sample of the voice of this loser might be of interest.
I don't think so, Christorian X sounds way fatter and gayer than Spectre None.

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