Bank Run Watch 2023 after Silicon Valley Bank shutdown - Over 97% of SVB's assets were not FDIC insured

Buddy, I'm so glad right now. All my efforts in high school were for this moment. You can't fuck me over in a crash. I can charge people for my services ON TOP of my job, all I need is a little garage box like this guy and basically I can repair anything a neighbor can throw at me:
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This little 211i is on my list of things to save for rn. A money maker that can make back its cost with a few jobs, or I just start building stuff, tables, chairs, cabinets, and start selling it. Laugh at me now tech bros.
A guy in my neighborhood was a comfortable 6 figure MBA Banker when 2008 hit. He had kept his old professional Carpet Steam Cleaning Machine that he had bought as a college job in his Mom's garage. He broke it out, tuned it up, and started handing out cards. Last time I talked to him he had a dozen carpet cleaning trucks and crews. And bemoans the time he spent in college and working for a bank.
In these dog-eat-dog, survival of the fittest kinds of times you could almost say we're now abiding not by the laws of man, but the rules of nature!
RDrama spotted a real winner
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Closing out the post with BelUwUga's stock picks: long on $ROPE clear into next week, sidewalk cleaners are looking to be big business.
Here's her oh so wonderful Startup

It is a glorious cornucopia of regurgitated bullshit that says nothing. I weep for the 4 Children that have this hollow shell of a human being as a Mom. Stronsuit would appear to basically be "Just give us all of your personal data, complete and intimate info on your life, work, relationships and connections. And we swear once you click okay for final approval your Mental Health will be much much better"
This Twit is a case study for why the "Startup Industry" in fact all needs to die in a fire. She's like that "Dream Job At Google" moron that got laid off the next day after showcasing she actually does nothing.
 
Who will be picked to eat the shit sandwich? My guess is the american tax payer in the end.
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Nope, they're starting to leak that they're going to bail the whole thing out, as predicted.
Federal authorities are seriously considering safeguarding all uninsured deposits at Silicon Valley Bank, weighing an extraordinary intervention to prevent what they fear would be a panic in the U.S. financial system, according to three people with knowledge of the matter, who spoke on the condition of anonymity to describe private deliberations.

I'm sure our senators and representatives have far too much invested into this bullshit to take any sort of loss on it.
 
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A guy in my neighborhood was a comfortable 6 figure MBA Banker when 2008 hit. He had kept his old professional Carpet Steam Cleaning Machine that he had bought as a college job in his Mom's garage. He broke it out, tuned it up, and started handing out cards. Last time I talked to him he had a dozen carpet cleaning trucks and crews. And bemoans the time he spent in college and working for a bank.
People pay for things they don't understand or are unwilling to learn. Always have. As long as you have the knowledge, you can take a cheap piece of equipment and make that thing work for you. Then expand once people like the product, slap USA all over that sucker, and you'll be selling like crazy.
 
At this point gassing the laptop class would be doing them a favor, throwing them out into the real world with real responsibilities would be punishment.
Especially because their ignorance of the "real world" has reached multi-generational levels..... what we're seeing now is the crash of a mindset that goes further back and deeper into "learn to code" mentality than the young'uns can possibly imagine.

I'm talking about all the way back to 1993 and the first time I saw someone pull the "Oh, we're transitioning to a service based economy, it'll be better than the old-fashioned manufacturing kind! So, first thing we're gonna do is take this ol' dirty steel mill of yours and give it to China. Yeah? What about the 8,000 people who are now unemployed in your town? I told you, it's a service economy now, bro! McD's is hiring! No, it's not as good as the job they had, but they can't have that kind anymore. Why? That's old-fashioned manufacturing and we're a service economy now!" bullshit....
 
Sorry if someone else already posted it but Tucker Carlson did a short rant about the Silicon Valley bank bankruptcy.

On Friday, Fox News host Tucker Carlson said it “could be time to buy gold and stockpile food” after U.S. banks spiraled in light of Silicon Valley Bank collapsing in a matter of days.

“We’re starting to get a better, more precise sense of what it means when Joe Biden brags about the strongest and most equitable economic recovery in history,” Carlson began. “What it means is it could be time to buy gold and stockpile food.”

“Some of the biggest banks in this country, Wells Fargo, Bank of America, J.P. Morgan, Morgan Stanley collectively lost more than $50 billion in market value in one day. That’s quite a hit. On the other hand, those banks still exist,” Carlson continued. “You can’t say that for Silicon Valley Bank. As of this morning, Silicon Valley Bank, or SVB, has gone under completely. That makes the second biggest bank failure in the history of this country.”
And not surprising to see the liberals already blame Trump for the collapse.
 
They will not cover the depositors and make them whole. 250k is the limit. . Rumors suggesting otherwise are just in my belief pipe dreams. Congress isn’t going to bail out SVB.

In theory - and just in theory - if SVB were auctioned off it is in theory possible for the Fed to buy it. The fed can under its own discretion buy anything it wants.

If this were to happen though one might as well take all bank regulation and throw it out the window because at that point you are signaling a”anything will be saved and the Fed will buy even shit you created”. And bankers will take the greatest possible risks to obtain returns if they’ think they can get away with it and force the Fed to buy.

Rather than the bank look to your investment banks and institutions as they are the ones that are leveraged up and at real risk. If people start taking their money out of these types of financial service firms which are heavily into Bonds then a run on them will certainly create a catastrophe larger than 08.
 

Biden admin says a bailout is off the table

Given they said they wouldn't raise rates until they abruptly yeeted them into the sky, which is one of the reasons we're in this mess, I'm fully expecting a bailout package to be signed by noon Monday.

Here's the general sentiment I've been perceiving "Hey newbie, I'm a 5 year redditor KF user. If you are going to continue posting you'd better intergrate. Continue spoonfeeding us, but if you step out of line again, we'll let you know. What? No I don't follow the rules."

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Rather than the bank look to your investment banks and institutions as they are the ones that are leveraged up and at real risk. If people start taking their money out of these types of financial service firms which are heavily into Bonds then a run on them will certainly create a catastrophe larger than 08.
The pisser is twofold here: 1) not enough people even know about this in the first place, and even among those who do, there aren't enough people willing to actually pull their money out to actually hit these idiot banks hard enough to matter; and 2) the moment enough people did start pulling out their money, the faggots running this rigged game will just block everyone from doing so and it won't matter then anyway.
 
Either option hurts democrats and RINOs more, it's a free play.

They don't bail out and gay DIE ESG money is wasted, self diagnosed autists breakdown and flee to Canada or 41%, democrats look horrible. No motivation to vote for the people who left them a dirty dilater.

McCarthy says no bailout, but the dems get enough RINOs to vote for it in the house, and democrats looking like easy pickings in '24 in the senate go along with it (Manchin, Tester, Sinema, Brown), democrats are now even more apparent the party of big business. Watch AOC vote to bail out the bank because of their commitment to diversity and people of color (lol), and gay republicans like Nancy Mace and Tony Gonzalez join along.

And here's El Naranja, looking smugger and smugger as he proves he's right again. And with Mitch the Bitch in a concussive daze, he probably doesn't realize he can't rally his RINOs to offer a bailout, because you know he wants to, if only for SVB to invest in some Chyna front groups for COCO.

edit: Biden probably doesn't even know what's happening as he's being doped up in Delaware.
 
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If this were to happen though one might as well take all bank regulation and throw it out the window because at that point you are signaling a”anything will be saved and the Fed will buy even shit you created”. And bankers will take the greatest possible risks to obtain returns if they’ think they can get away with it and force the Fed to buy.
Thats the term moral hazard.

again with tarp and the 08 crash we never really allowed the bad debt to be flushed out of the system.

The advantage of liquidation and write offs is that once you ve removed the bad debt your removing the drain on the economy, and bad allocation of capital. 2008 housing bubble was stupid as fuck.

With bad allocation of capital delt with that capital is now free for other uses.

we need to bite the bullet and take the pain.
 

I'm getting 08 vibes even more now they did this exact thing with UK banks before the housing crash.
This is going to be 07-08 micro collapse all over again. I hope it happens. It will definitely help Trumps chances in 2024 which were pretty high anyway.
Crashing silicon valley with no survivor!!!! Cant wait for all the tech bros faggot having to become new-poor.
Crashing this economy...with no survivors!

God I miss all the Bane posting from the alt-right days. lol

Joe had at least 2 years of his term and a near majority congress to prevent a collapse like this from happening, and he did absolute dogshit other than losing his feeble-mind. Democunts and their followers are afraid to admit that they fucked up, and instead pull up clips of their boogeyman from half a decade ago to feel better about themselves. Its absolutely retarded
There was nothing anyone could do to prevent this from happening, But Biden and his shitty cabinet that actually calls the shots didn't make it any better. With his brilliant idea to end the Keystone XL pipeline and to get rid of everything Trump did to make oil and gasoline cheaper. The whole Covid and shutting the country down for a year didn't help. Thankfully the Democrats stole that election in 2020 just to have another micro collapse happen on their watch. The first one happened while Bush was in office and it helped get Obama elected. Well it was one of the things that helped. Being a nigger was the big one. White guilt is a hell of a drug.

The issues causing these micro collapses started a long time ago. It's not going to get any better.
John T Reed has a well researched without going total prepper book that I highly recommend, even if just for considerations to think about.

Even besides TEOTWOWKI everyone should be prepared to live about 2-4 weeks without outside assistance, power, or utilities, but even some thought is better than none.


And yeah massive mergers and purchases are on the horizon - it’s already been happening behind the scenes quietly and it will accelerate.

But most SV startups are worthless and only get bought to “juice” a boring company so many of these will just die.
That's just Boomer prepper tard shit. It's not going to the end of the world. Some rich people will get screwed and lose a bunch of money. Just sit back watch the show and laugh. But everything will be fine, mostly. For 80% of the country nothing much will change. They will still be poor and living pay check to pay check working some shitty low paying job.
Lol. Bitcoin isn’t going to save you buddy.
Fake internet money will save me. LOL
prediction: nothing will happen.
This. Something will happen. But it won't be the end of the world. There will be plenty of grifters out there though wanting to take advantage of the retards who like to get all worked up and think the world is going to end. They want your money, but the economy is about to collapse guys. But give me your money. Buy my prepper kits and gold. LOL
 
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Nope, they're starting to leak that they're going to bail the whole thing out, as predicted.


I'm sure our senators and representatives have far too much invested into this bullshit to take any sort of loss on it.
Lets not forget the type of corporations that would have an account with SVB are like Liz Fong Jones' employer, Honeycomb. All of these are borderline money laundering schemes that are hairbrained tech start ups for bullshit like an app allowing Gig Workers to be restaurant ingredient resupply and shit.
 
Yeah? What about the 8,000 people who are now unemployed in your town? I told you, it's a service economy now, bro! McD's is hiring! No, it's not as good as the job they had, but they can't have that kind anymore. Why? That's old-fashioned manufacturing and we're a service economy now!" bullshit....
And to add insult to injury, the asshole who mentions McD's is hiring a trainload of infinimmgirants. "Its cool bro, you'll find a job!"

But now that the shoe is on the other foot they are now, "Dude, please, just work! Find a girl, start a family! I can't really enjoy my mansion and my stuff if you don't work! Pick up a gun and defend me from the problem that I accidentally imported!"

They get what they deserve.
 
anything will be saved and the Fed will buy even shit you created”. And bankers will take the greatest possible risks to obtain returns if they’ think they can get away with it and force the Fed to buy.
I mean... Is that not what they did in 2020 with the COVID reactionary QE spree?
 
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