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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

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  • lol no

    Votes: 330 92.7%

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Ralph is not focused on his legal writing he said he'll be busy with today, or he meant on twitter
My god do I love the Ralph pre-emptive threats. I remember how he totally had a gallon of paint at the door in Virginia to ruin alogs . Wasn’t there a crossbow too? I guess the thugs from Memphis hide mace in their purposes. Can you imagine this bloated little shit trying to get his “content spray” out of his purse in a hurry if someone is walking towards them?
 
Imagine flexing that you have fucking pepper spray at the ready. What a terrible threat.
I want to know what the "among other things" are. This nigger has nothing, we've seen him fight multiple times now and every single time he resorts to "FUCK U BITCH AREEST HEEM". He's the loudest pussy I've ever witnessed. What else is he going to do, feed the attacker a Xanax?
 
Ralph absolutely*rocking* the last person who “came up to him,” lol
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Imagine flexing that you have fucking pepper spray at the ready. What a terrible threat.
I was wondering wtf “content spray“ was. It’s pepper spray?
 
Ralph absolutely*rocking* the last person who “came up to him,” lol
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I was wondering wtf “content spray“ was. It’s pepper spray?
Literally, as Pisek said.

This became an amusing moment in the Baked Alaska pepper spray trial where they asked him why he called it Content Spray.
 
Yeah I’m pretty sure he doesn’t just get to “decide” whether he wants to show up or not.
This was discussed in the 'Defendant: EOR' thread, but I think consensus is that Ralph had the OK to appear via Zoom for these hearings. He bellowed and hollered about showing up in person because of course people were saying he wouldn't. And of course he doesn't disappoint, by finding the most vagina-y excuse of "a threat" to actually bail on showing up in person. This fat retard talks so much shit, but at the end of the day he's a terrified little bitch. Pathetic.
 
This is the guy who went into Ronnie's Crack Shack
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I'm not saying some turbo sperg didn't fly to Merida to mess Ralph up, I just know nobody has to be there to mess with Ralph's mind. I did not find other pics on reverse search, but restaurant pic looks cropped as fuck.

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Lil context: Ralph said during his depressing diner stream that he emailed Vickets with some kind of peace offering, most likely offering no contest plea, and complained Vickers didn't reply. It was my understanding that he emailed Vickers himself / not his lawyer because I think he even said "I shouldn't have done it" 'cos he has RO with Vickers, but I'd have to double check.
 
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Ralph is not focused on his legal writing he said he'll be busy with today, or he meant on twitter
"I'm going to assault anyone who tries to serve me papers"
Can this, combined with his previous admissions that one of the reasons he's in Mexico is because he's hiding from being served, be used against him?
 
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