Lovequest YT 6/23 - Want to bang Chris? Deal of a lifetime!

[Tempest]

Spoiler

 

[Argonian Scum]

This turned me so asexual, my conception unfucked itself and I no longer exist.

 

[The Queen of Trash]

How about I give you five bucks to never speak to me if I ever run into you IRL

 

[Melkor]

I'm touching myself tonight.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Thank you, Marvin, for that stunning infomercial on what to avoid when becoming a potential sex worker! Someone should tell Chris that most successful prostitutes wear wigs if they have bald spots, his hair has become something of legend for its ability to fall out at a rapid pace.
Was this an old release or filmed more recently?

 

[skeletonfucker]

Chris why.
Just why.

 

[timtommy]

He can't give it away for free, why not try charging for it. Solid grasp of economics.

And law. I don't like to wish Chris ill, but it would be amusing, after 15 years of unsuccessfully trying to get laid, if he got busted for hooking.

 

[nad7155]

Someone asked sometime ago how long until Chris whores himself out.

Here is your answer.

 

[Karen Riley]

Whoever is handling CWC has clearly advised him that he'd win in two ways if he sold himself sexually for money. I'm surprised Chris has never offered this before, it kills two birds with one stone

 

[AN/ALR56]

This needs to play in this thread

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

He's a more successful prostitute than ADF.

 

[Radical Goodspeed]

Whoever is handling CWC has clearly advised him that he's win in two ways if he sold himself sexually for money. I'm surprised Chris has never offered this before, it kills two birds with one stone

He has, but this is the first time he has as a True and Honest Lesbian Soul.

 

[Poor Choices]

Watermelon you've already gone too far and then you made this happen. Regain your honour with suicide pls.

 

[cumrobbery]

Promiscuous Chris

 

[Rabbit Bones]

My vagina has never been drier.

 

[SP 199]

Plot twist. Time travel results in Chris being the prostitute he lost his virginity to

 

[skeletonfucker]

According to gmail, that e-mail address does not exist. Either that or I'm stupid and typed it in incorrectly.

 

[JK_Productions]

Money and Sex problems solved with one stone. Brilliant!
He should've addressed it to Sega employees.

 

[Puppet Pal Clem]

what the fuck chris

inb4 a ween steps up to the plate

 

[That's Our Lolcow]

i'm willing to bet watermelon has already taken chris up on his offer