Manosphere Jordan Peterson - Internet Daddy Simulator, Post-modern Anti-postmodernist, Canadian Psychology Professor, Depressed, Got Hooked on Benzos

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Jordie is a sad, sad man, but in fairness, the Chinese have invented a dick sucking machine to be used in Chinese hospitals to extract sperm samples.
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They seem to be needing a lot of cum lately, and they are one of the top buyers of European sperm. Personally I wouldn’t be surprised if they were making some sort of chimeras to torture (and possibly eat) in an underground lab, or developing a new disease that specifically targets Euros. Still porn brained chucklefucks in Denmark and elsewhere line up to coom in the cup thinking of knocking up some ‘hot’ lesbian, when the reality is probably much less appealing.

I really hate the Antichrist.
 
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DrNow said:
I dunno, if you told me that was something going on in the current year techno dystopia, I wouldn't be like; 'That's ridiculous and couldn't possibly be true'. Of all the things to get wrong, this doesn't seem the most outrageous.

That being said; lol.
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This is definitely the type of pornography that Elliot would be jacking his inverted penis to acting out his consent accidents to.
 
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Colonel Gaddafi said:
Jordie is a sad, sad man, but in fairness, the Chinese have invented a dick sucking machine to be used in Chinese hospitals to extract sperm samples.
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They seem to be needing a lot of cum lately, and they are one of the top buyers of European sperm. Personally I wouldn’t be surprised if they were making some sort of chimeras to torture (and possibly eat) in an underground lab, or developing a new disease that specifically targets Euros. Still porn brained chucklefucks in Denmark and elsewhere line up to coom in the cup thinking of knocking up some ‘hot’ lesbian, when the reality is probably much less appealing.

I really hate the Antichrist.
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If what I'm hearing is correct, the Chinese, thanks to the one-child policy, is one of the many societies over in Asia whose population is rapidly aging with a dismally low birth rate. In order to keep their country alive, they are likely looking at every possible way to keep their population numbers up, including artificial insemination.

I think the conspiracy theory is more Handmaid's Tale than C&C Red Alert
 
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Paranoia Machine said:
Now I'm mad. Mad that I don't live in a world where the government captures, strips, and milks me in front of others.

Thanks a lot, JORDAN.
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If you want a picture of the future, imagine a government capturing, stripping, and milking men in front of others – for ever.
 
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I actually follow that account, Song on Twitter. He mostly posts anti-China stuff that Chinese followers send him. Some of it is pretty on point, but occasionally he gets sent some duds, and he was told it was some fetish porn after it went viral.

However this morbid humiliating thing is not above something the Chinese would do. There has been speculation that the government of China might decide to extract the sperm of Chinese males of certain professions (doctors, party members, celebs) or that are above a certain IQ after they die.

Like "oh this guy was a nuclear engineer? Han, get the sucky sucker"
 
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200MB said:
JP just retweeted fetish porn, mistaking it for some kind of dystopian CCP techno-sex-nightmare.

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Well, that's it. He's achieved Peak Boomer status.

Oh, yeah, you all thought he was already there; so did I. But clearly, we were wrong.

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Me262PrinceOfTurboJet said:
Someones on the pills again.
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I've never seriously thought, "That person should just go back on benzos and stay on them," but in Peterson's case? God damn, I come so close sometimes.
 
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Random5678 said:
People feigning disgust in this thread are pathetic.

Just admit you're aroused by the idea of being relentlessly milked by a machine, it's okay.
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Nah, it's funny because on one hand a boomer accidentally sharing fetish porn thinking it's the chinky dystopian world, while on the other, there are chinks who actually lined themselves up to be milked because they're so buck broken by their commie overlords, they would rather waste their seed away in a suction cup than complying to their 3 child policy to reverse their demographic crash. Also they're fat and I would not have sex with any of them.
 
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870EVO said:
I don't think Men are naturally gullible idiots, I think people in general are gullible idiots, otherwise advertising and propaganda would not exist. But I think it unwise to ignore the current social and media climate. And realize young Men right now are looking for whatever scraps of masculinity and guidance that exist in the media ecosystem, because it's just not there.
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There is simply a complete absence of cultural values or community being bestowed upon Western men in particular. How many lolcows are aimless coddled man-babies whose only ethics are consumerism? I've met people who wouldn't even give up their video games to stand up for what they believe in. An increasing number of men (or perhaps just people in general) are being pulled into the moral relativist vacuum that boomers have so eagerly created, so much so that even a moderate milquetoast take is outright rejoiced.
 
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Goofy Logic said:
If what I'm hearing is correct, the Chinese, thanks to the one-child policy, is one of the many societies over in Asia whose population is rapidly aging with a dismally low birth rate. In order to keep their country alive, they are likely looking at every possible way to keep their population numbers up, including artificial insemination.

I think the conspiracy theory is more Handmaid's Tale than C&C Red Alert
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From what I've seen, due to the high demand for young Women in China, families are willing to pay for trafficked Women, from the Asia region. I was watching a story of a Women who paid for passage out of North Korea, but in fact the smugglers were selling her to a Chinese family for their young Son to have a wife. So they basically doubled their money.
 
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