Lovequest YT 6/23 - Want to bang Chris? Deal of a lifetime!

[Krispum Western Chumbler]

@Marvin Is this some new shit or have you been hoarding this and more glorious cringe treasure for a while?

 

[Grandfather Spergle]

Now we know why he wants those bananas so badly... half for Barb, and the other half for practice.
JenkinsJinkies would be so fucking proud!

Also, can watersports be a euphemism for Watermelon's "trolling" of OPW?

 

[Adrian Țepeș]

"...and the thing I was wrongfully born with down there."

Hot

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

If I had the skills, time or desire to create anything involving Chris I would take every video where he's doing something sexual and make a music video set to Katy Perry's awful Peacock song, I would have said Teenage Dream but he already beat me to that himself.

 

[Squealer]

Oh god no, leave something for the imagination

 

[ZehnBoat]

"...and the thing I was wrongfully born with down there."

Hot

your avatar makes that post so much better

 

[BF 388]

Newest user on the farms, "Ha lotta hidden potential".

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Brilliant plan there Stephanie Bustcakes.

Women are unwilling to give it up to you for free. The only woman who has allowed you to touch her that way you had to pay. And now you're expecting women to pay you for the privilege of putting your damn bent duck inside of them?

And in a couple weeks when the only people contacting him are , he's going to do one of the following:
1) delete the video as if it never happened.
2) claim it was just a parody of those ads you see on late night TV.
3) lower the price because maybe $50 f0r a cuddle and $100 for everything else is too high.

We'll just have to wait and see.

 

[Tonberry]

Good thing he's wearing the amnyfest ring, that way you know that booty ain't lyin'

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

Brilliant plan there Stephanie Bustcakes.

Women are unwilling to give it up to you for free. The only woman who has allowed you to touch her that way you had to pay. And now you're expecting women to pay you for the privilege of putting your damn bent duck inside of them?

And in a couple weeks when the only people contacting him are , he's going to do one of the following:
1) delete the video as if it never happened.
2) claim it was just a parody of those ads you see on late night TV.
3) lower the price because maybe $50 f0r a cuddle and $100 for everything else is too high.

We'll just have to wait and see.

Chris didn't upload the video, clearly by the title.

 

[Kip Winger Super Saiyan 4]

"is chris getting better?" ask some people


lol no

That thread is just hilarious in its infamy now.

It was an honest question, wishful in tone almost. Leading to this: all hope erased.

This is slightly sad as I feel like he's going to become one of those crack addict mentally ill homeless people.

 

[Mr Zero]

It rubs the Lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.

 

[AA 102]

@Marvin Can you shed a little light on to the back story of the video? How did you come across it? Do you know where it originated? etc.

 

[jawsome]

Thing is, this is not even the first video he has made soliciting sex this year, Hell it is not even the second.

It surprises me it took him to combine his two current loves: begging money and begging for sex.

I guess this also means no more story time. Guess we will never know how Billy Watermelon's scribbles will end.

 

[Tonberry]

@Marvin Is this some new shit or have you been hoarding this and more glorious cringe treasure for a while?

It's really hard to believe that this came out after his lesbian sleepover party fiasco, isn't it? But this IS Chris we're talking about. Or Stephanie. I don't know anymore.

 

[Datiko]

At least its better than the emotional whoring of the past few videos.

 

[wheat pasta]

Damn, who's that fine piece of ass in bed wih him? I'd pay $100 to have a night with her!

 

[Kev]

Videos like this make me sad to know we will never find out which other mental disorders Chris has, aside from autism.
Even the bad parenting bonus doesn't excuse this. The guy is a complete trainwreck.

 

[MudMux]

It's really hard to believe that this came out after his lesbian sleepover party fiasco, isn't it? But this IS Chris we're talking about. Or Stephanie. I don't know anymore.

It had to have been made in the past month, he's only had the waifu-pillow since mid-May.

 

[Reshiram]

When we getting Stephanie BustcakesxCarlos Chantor fic?