DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[NotreallyPutin]

Or lunch meat sandwiches.

No, gout flare ups.

I mean, this пшек drinks gin like a priest.

So his gout has got to have flared up.

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[Negative Toxic Loser]

Because this is a typical DSP fan

Good to see we finally got a face for OIC!

Door Dash and Patron are at risk
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FED already said they will insure all the money from SVP, but will not bail out the bank. DoorDash is safe.

 

[Burl McMillan]

Oh no. He is either going full SHOOK mode on the pre-stream podcast or he’s going to have a CHILL, POSITIVE STREAM regardless of all the potentially damning news. Get those wallets open before it’s too late guys.

Regardless, we're gonna hear CEOSydePhil explain to idiot companies what they should've done to prevent this, backed by 13 years of being a successful business owner and a business degree.

 

[UaineRunei]

Door Dash and Patron are at risk
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I don't see Scopely in this list, so he's fine.

 

[Jasper2K]

As a guess, he probably figures that since they don't have jiggly silicone breast enhancements (In 2nd century China? Sure, why not?), they're obviously underage. Tuhuh.

Phils married dude Has a beautiful mature wife. So every other woman looks like a lolicon in comparison.

 

[Elbe]

Regardless, we're gonna hear CEOSydePhil explain to idiot companies what they should've done to prevent this, backed by 13 years of being a successful business owner and a business degree.

"You see what these idiot CEOs don't understand is DIVERSIFICATION. One of the reasons I'm a success is I DIVERSIFY my content, meaning I don't put all my eggs in one basket. Let me explain. Back before I became a variety content streamer...."

 

[Fuckyoudad]

This man doesn't need a redemption arc. He needs a brick to the head.

To celebrate the chicky chang wang clean sweep at last night's Oscars I sure hope PP tries chasing that day late and a dahllur short virality of Everything Everywhere All at Once with a review so we can see how far off the mark he is with it.

Showcasing once again that he can wax lyrical all day about the importance of family (as long as its white dood) while the themes of the movie go right over his head and he reduces it to ack ack butt plugs, dildos, that bagel acktually looked pretty tasty tu-huh and the whole movie sucks because Michelle tells her daughter at the end she's getting fat and he would never tell his fat maumwife to stop eating doordash okay?

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

To celebrate the chicky chang wang clean sweep at last night's Oscars I sure hope PP tries chasing that day late and a dahllur short virality of Everything Everywhere All at Once with a review so we can see how far off the mark he is with it.

Please dear God no. As fun as that seems in theory, I'm not sure I want such a thing to exist.

The only part Phil would enjoy is the award up the butt fightscene, and I'm not sure I would want to hear Phils take on that.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

This man doesn't need a redemption arc. He needs a brick to the head.

Like somehow relating a 12 year old child who doesn't know any of whats normal in civilized society so underpants wouldn't be a thing to the fan service of nami and robin, how the fuck does he relate arousal to having to take a shit.

Is he still a virgin? Yet again he has another spreg that is just like the bag of sand scene from 40 year old virgin.

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That's what is so weird about it. Like, this woman clearly has breasts. Like, ADULT booba. It'd make sense if it genuinely was some weird creepy Loli shit, and she was flat as a board and like 4 feet tall, but it's clearly an adult woman? Very odd.


Probably the realest answer tbh. Dave has the sexual proclivities of a middle aged black man. Call him captain Ahab cause he's chasing them white whales sheeeeet

and that too.. Does he not know what cleavage looks like? I understand Khet is more than likely a Flatso but really, phil.

It's like he's regressing, at this rate in like a few months he's going to have a pillow fort with a "no girls allowed" sign taped to it.

 

[Phil's Oddly Shaped Head]

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That's what is so weird about it. Like, this woman clearly has breasts. Like, ADULT booba. It'd make sense if it genuinely was some weird creepy Loli shit, and she was flat as a board and like 4 feet tall, but it's clearly an adult woman? Very odd.


Probably the realest answer tbh. Dave has the sexual proclivities of a middle aged black man. Call him captain Ahab cause he's chasing them white whales sheeeeet

He married an ugly fat bitch so now he pretends he hates pretty girls. Sex with these 2 is obviously disgusting so guess what now he hates sex too. Phil's on the porch sippin gin dispensing his own special brand of incel logic but with a big fat ass horse wobbling around the paddock out back shitting itself gobbling up thousands in door dash burgers

 

[EmpGulcasa]

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Minor PL but I actually work for one of these companies and it's a fucking madhouse right now so it's a very serious situation and I may be out of a job soon, lol. Never thought I'd have such mixed feelings over companies I hate potentially going under.

 

[Chernabog3000]

Sex with these 2

Never happened.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

Minor PL but I actually work for one of these companies and it's a fucking madhouse right now so it's a very serious situation and I may be out of a job soon, lol. Never thought I'd have such mixed feelings over companies I hate potentially going under.

i wish my company was on that list...

 

[FamicomGorby]

Oh no, Dave won't be able to doordash breakfast anymore!

Is Patreon affected? Dave gets most of his money through paypal and google which don't seem to be having any issues right now, but he'll rant anyway if his patreon money gets delayed at all.

 

[Chernabog3000]

A redemption arc even a fake one would imply some attempt at mea culpa or an apology. This isn't a redemption arc although he's tried that in the past. This going on to podcasts and getting into reacks is an another attempt to break into the mainstream for those sweet sweet mrbeast/pewdiepie/caseyneistat bucks.

He dosent care if 99% of the people who listen to the sidescrollers hate him. He's hoping to attract one or two more whales. I don't even think he cares about the slight bump in donos and members he may get. Type of people who support Craig are, and I hate to say, a pretty solid pool of possible potential whales. Don't know anything about their financials but I do know they support Craig despite him being cut from the same sort cloth Phil is.

 

[Corpun]

Bring it up to him he will say A)"Duhh I don't know what your talking about doob" B) "That was forever ago doob you guys just didn't want it!" or C) "It's too much work doob I have two channels now! Between that and gin drinking I don't have time"

It's worse because this dumbass wanted to dripfeed that archived garbage to his dents. Wait a year for his next failed channel venture when he brings out DSP Archives, a channel for all his ancient content whos sum value isn't worth a penny.

I hope Phil gets a redemption arc someday, Not for his own sake but for all this time I have sunk in watching this shit show.

I hope he strokes out during stream because that is all I am here for now.

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I can't wait for the unhinged rant from BusinessManBurnell about how these CEOs are all incompetent morons and don't care because they have 14 private yachts or some shit and see him tie this back to the fucking helicopter company he worked customer service for.

 

[Eekum Bokum]

This man doesn't need a redemption arc. He needs a brick to the head.

"What does this have to do with the plot?" If you'd been paying attention FUCKING EVERYTHING!

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

"What does this have to do with the plot?" If you'd been paying attention FUCKING EVERYTHING!

The more I see of instances like these, the more I think Phil could only be entertained by someone jiggling keys waving DoorDash coupons in front of him.

 

[Agent Proper]

Just a heads up I am moving some "Interview" posts to the thread for it.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/darksy...lers-podcast-week-of-march-13th.155684/page-2

 

[Sup3r]

A redemption arc even a fake one would imply some attempt at mea culpa or an apology. This isn't a redemption arc although he's tried that in the past.

His issue is that he's skipped the whole redemption part of the redemption arc. He genuinely thinks he's done his part and now it's up to everyone else to accept him.