Subconcious Offense
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Lovequest YT 6/23 - Want to bang Chris? Deal of a lifetime!
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It occurs to me that I've never wanted anything in my whole life as much as Chris wants Lego.
Among Which
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So this is what a brain aneurysm feels like.
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Like officially on places like chaturbate in the hopes of earning cash.
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Chris's handlers need to introduce him to chaturbate. It'd piss off some of the ratkings since they seem to use it too.
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This thing I was wrongfully born with!
*plays with prick through jean skort*
Oooooohhhh!
*plays with prick through jean skort*
Oooooohhhh!
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From Cwcville Shopping to Cwcville Brothel...
If Chris could have just kept some focus on the Etsy shop, he wouldn't feel the need to whore himself out for toy money. Now, the shop is gone, he lost the income from it, and he's neck-deep in reversed transactions from Paypal.
This move of Chris's really underscores that he isn't interested in doing work. He just wants to have fun, whether by tinkering with Amiibos or by tribbing with lesbians, and get paid for doing it.
If Chris could have just kept some focus on the Etsy shop, he wouldn't feel the need to whore himself out for toy money. Now, the shop is gone, he lost the income from it, and he's neck-deep in reversed transactions from Paypal.
This move of Chris's really underscores that he isn't interested in doing work. He just wants to have fun, whether by tinkering with Amiibos or by tribbing with lesbians, and get paid for doing it.
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Even when he's selling his body for money he's subliminally thinking about cakes
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I hope that I can get him to re-do his cakefarts video.
GodWarrior
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This has tested my faith. God is omnipotent, sure. But is he all good?
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Transcript I just typed out:
Hello ladies how would you like to spend a little quality time with this sexy bod huh? These sexy breasts mmmmm and the thing I was wrongfully born with down there...ew. Good quality time you can have it one way, or play the lesbian way. So-s for $50 we can do a cuddle, for $100 we can do pretty much an-pretty much near anything. I don't do anal though, not do anal. But will do anything else, we can even romp with toys, and I have lots of hidden potential. So send an email give me a response tell em you want a little lovely sexy evening with Miss Stephanie Bustcakes. Advice to the email only - nobody with STDs and only women of any orientation need apply. Well straight, lesbian, and bi. Well y'all gah y'all got DA PUSSEEE! I'm very happy to work with a little bit of that! I meant to show off my booty, big booty look good enough for ya? So, respond now.
Text after video:
Women Only need respond. Straight, Lesbian or Bisexual.
If you smoke, please put it out and air freshen the room prior to my arrival.
No STDs.
In-Area Only (Charlottesville, VA or local).
Email to stephanie.bustcakes@gmail.com
for details and arrangements.
About how we're all feeling right now Chris...
Hello ladies how would you like to spend a little quality time with this sexy bod huh? These sexy breasts mmmmm and the thing I was wrongfully born with down there...ew. Good quality time you can have it one way, or play the lesbian way. So-s for $50 we can do a cuddle, for $100 we can do pretty much an-pretty much near anything. I don't do anal though, not do anal. But will do anything else, we can even romp with toys, and I have lots of hidden potential. So send an email give me a response tell em you want a little lovely sexy evening with Miss Stephanie Bustcakes. Advice to the email only - nobody with STDs and only women of any orientation need apply. Well straight, lesbian, and bi. Well y'all gah y'all got DA PUSSEEE! I'm very happy to work with a little bit of that! I meant to show off my booty, big booty look good enough for ya? So, respond now.
Text after video:
Women Only need respond. Straight, Lesbian or Bisexual.
If you smoke, please put it out and air freshen the room prior to my arrival.
No STDs.
In-Area Only (Charlottesville, VA or local).
Email to stephanie.bustcakes@gmail.com
for details and arrangements.
About how we're all feeling right now Chris...
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Silver Octopus
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Assuming he recorded this video today then this is the 5th day of him wearing the same clothes. Has he taken a shower at all? Does he think these hypnosis videos worked and he doesn't have BO anymore? Has he shat his panties in this time?
I don't know, but what I do know is thank god I can't smell him.
Also: Weens, please do not pretend to be a young lesbian and send chris to the house of a local police officer. Him going to jail would mean less content.
I don't know, but what I do know is thank god I can't smell him.
Also: Weens, please do not pretend to be a young lesbian and send chris to the house of a local police officer. Him going to jail would mean less content.
Buck Mullet
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Unlike videos on how to convert male to female genitalia or increase bust size through hypnosis, watching this to subvert the urge to fap will work every time.
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"I don't do anal"
considering how far you go for cash, i'm sure you'd suck someone in an alley for lego money
considering how far you go for cash, i'm sure you'd suck someone in an alley for lego money
Big Buns
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If Chris really wants to cheap and easy reassignment surgery then he should watch this himself since my dick is inverted now.
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So... why did he feel the need to call himself "Stephanie Bustcakes?" I mean, I know that most sex workers don't use their real names, but Chris has no reputation to destroy and everyone watching this knows who he is.
I think Chris is missing a trick. If he opened the offer up to men, he could make thousands off weens. I guarantee there are weens out there who'd bang Chris in the hope of being declared the ultimate troll.
I think Chris is missing a trick. If he opened the offer up to men, he could make thousands off weens. I guarantee there are weens out there who'd bang Chris in the hope of being declared the ultimate troll.
I misread that as "being crapped on," but it still works.
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Plus, sending him to a local brothel would be much more amusing.
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God has come to reap the sinners. This video is only the beginning. In all honesty, I need to bleach my eyes after watching this all the way through. I'd rather listen to Chris' awful readings for hours than watch this.
And once again, Chris tries to sell himself to straight women. We know all women would already be repulsed by him, but I've probably said this more than enough. Straight women would never be interested in someone like Chris because they are straight. If a straight woman was interested Chris would probably throw out all of his "transgender soul" shit and return to his original form if it meant china.
And once again, Chris tries to sell himself to straight women. We know all women would already be repulsed by him, but I've probably said this more than enough. Straight women would never be interested in someone like Chris because they are straight. If a straight woman was interested Chris would probably throw out all of his "transgender soul" shit and return to his original form if it meant china.
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