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‘Work smarter not harder’: Server says he used to anonymously reserve large tables during his shift so it wouldn’t be busy while he was working​


'They were always so irritated when the table didnt show up lol.'

A former waiter is sharing his trick for ensuring that his shift wouldn’t be too busy—and all he needed was a few minutes and a phone.

In his video which has drawn over 4 million views as of Saturday, @iamjcowell writes that he would call and reserve large tables to save himself the hassle of having to serve anyone at them.

“When I worked as a part-time waiter I would call the restaurant with no caller I.D. and book large group tables so that it wouldn’t be busy when I was working because I hated the job so much,” a text overlay on the screen reads.

The Daily Dot has reached out to @iamjcowell via Instagram direct message regarding the video.

Some viewers wrote that they did similar things at their restaurant jobs to either reduce their workload or get free food.

“When I was a host and my manager simply made me mad I called the restaurant and set up a party of 26,” one commenter wrote.

“I was a host & would call and place big orders on food I wanted to try,” another viewer wrote. “no show orders were given to workers to eat for free.”

“I used to lie and say our late tables were booked so I could leave early,” a user said.

Viewers outside of the restaurant industry also shared their creative workarounds for getting out of having to do real work.

“I called my own cell phone on repeat when I did telemarketing for three months,” one user claimed. “no regrets lol.”

“When I worked retail I used to tell customers that we were closing due to unprecedented reasons,” another viewer shared.

“Me scheduling appointments at my job so no one comes up when I’m at a certain station,” a commenter wrote.
 
I never got it, how hard is it to be a waiter?
Not hard at all really. I used to do it when I was a teen and I was drunk most of the time yet the customers would always tell me I was the best waiter and would complain about the other wait staff to me. All you have to do is smile and be friendly. Besides tips my regulars would give me presents and cards for Christmas or my birthday . I kind of miss that job lol.
 
I wonder how much tip money this idiot has lost in on and how badly he's ran this restaurant into the ground by being a lazy piece of shit.
Any bets on him having a gogriftme for oppressive working conditions and low wages?
 
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How many times can you really pull this trick, before someone notices pattern?
I thought he would at least use a vpn and the internet.

Wouldn't the co-workers get curious at one point at the guy always reserving tables who sounded a bit like this employee of the century?

I don't like capitalism, but this is just shitty behaviour.
Ah late again.
When I was a host and my manager simply made me mad I called the restaurant and set up a party of 26,” one commenter wrote.
BS. good luck setting up something so big without reserving it atleast week before party. And without advance payment
 
How many times can you really pull this trick, before someone notices pattern?

Ah late again.

BS. good luck setting up something so big without reserving it atleast week before party. And without advance payment
This is that Monty Python sketch We were so poor. OOH you had a house? I lived in a hallway with 26 siblings.
 
Zoomers are a blight. Not only are they terrible, lazy, incompetent workers, but they go on to social media to brag about it. They get rewarded with "clout" and cheers from the other loathsome faggots who see it as some sort of blow against "the evil KKKapitalism". The only blow they're striking is one against their own wallet. Getting fired from my job to own the capitalists. Bloodsucking ticks.
 
Great fucking plan, except that fake party of 26 is 26 people worth of tips you aren't getting you fucking dipshit.

edit: nice broccoli hair lmao
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what a shitclown
 
Back in the day (pre 9/11) couple of guys I worked with wanted Friday night off to go drinking. Request denied. So they hatched a plan, and called in a bomb threat. They really commited though and actually made a fake bomb and hid it in one the bathrooms. Plan worked and it shut down the mutiplex movie theater for the night. Staff all got sent home. That must have cost a pretty penny is lost income.
 
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