Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Unironick]

Rackets is very lucky to not have any malicious A-LOGS. It wouldn't be too hard to look up the co-op and drop receipts.

We just had the chudbuds implosion.
Some people might've learned their lesson and that put a damper on any alog gayops that were going on at the moment.
But that's probably just some wishful thinking.

 

[Lady Rackets Ass]

One of his three serious open complaints to the professional conduct people is from someone in his home schooling group who he argued with. Apparently not everyone loves the sound of his voice as much as he does, and his eccentric approach to teaching vulnerable children basic class lessons also failed to impress. Which is why kayla "bug eyes" rekieta took over. But then it all got too much for her too so now she wants to be the school principal - of a home school. Which means she just wants to do nothing. Surprised?

Last I heard she was mostly teaching music classes and stuff like that. Is balldo lawyer no longer allowed to teach the class on the constitution he was teaching? Nobody on here has talked about it in a while

 

[Twitter Is Cancer]

Last I heard she was mostly teaching music classes and stuff like that. Is balldo lawyer no longer allowed to teach the class on the constitution he was teaching? Nobody on here has talked about it in a while

Without doing my best to doxx the people involved, let's just say that the Rekietas are about as popular as you would expect with the CHRISTIAN, CONSERVATIVE, NORMAL home schoolers that they inflict themselves on.
Plenty of the parents know all about Rekieta now. Before, they didn't really have his activities on their radar just figured he was a failed attorney being supported by his family. It happens.
What also happens is that sooner or later oblivious normies actually pay attention to what some nutjob keeps spouting.

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

It is possible:

Spoiler: Locals Chat January 2023 - Chef_Adam and Nick cooking something up...

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Jesus and he wonders why he has to deal with ethics complaints. Talking publicly about doing drugs isn't going to help demonstrate your upstandingness as a lawyer. And it's only worse when it's a "lower class" drug like poppers. Someone who has a bone to pick with Rekieta is going to collect all these embarrassing conversations, compile them in a format even a boomer can understand, and send them to the ethics board of the MN Bar. It's not disqualifying on its own, but you'd have to be retarded to think inferring that Rekieta does poppers won't affect the disposition of his ethics complaints.

It's just sad. I feel bad for his kids.

 

[RotPockets]

IMO best so far, captures the hidden sadness. But not the smugness. Damn, that would be the Holy Grail of this.

It doesn't, or every single street junkie would be a racketeer. Even Gotti beat a RICO prosecution. It's not an easy thing to prove.

An attempt was made.

Smuckles Sadly - Simpsonian Style
(iPhinger Paint Series)

This is the best I could do on a phone.


(Edit - Can’t believe I forgot about The Nose)

 

[Anticipointment]

The real conundrum is, why would a person who claims to have such an amazingly fulfilling sex life need to be seeking illegal, dangerous, & reportedly unpleasant drugs to enhance the sexual experience? Even in lawyer math, things aren’t adding up.

 

[Diamond Homonculus]

It boils down to this question: does anyone know when lady rackets got her first tattoo?

She got one fairly early on in Nick's streaming career. I think it was around the time she started appearing on stream. I think it was a bday or christmas present for her IIRC.

 

[AnOminous]

People who like to take it up the ass seem to derive some pleasure from the combination of poppers and anal.

It apparently relaxes the anal sphincter. So people like Nick would like it.

It's not disqualifying on its own, but you'd have to be retarded to think inferring that Rekieta does poppers won't affect the disposition of his ethics complaints.

The speaker IMPLIES the reader INFERS. Please quit misusing these words.

It activates my almonds.

 

[Twitter Is Cancer]

It apparently relaxes the anal sphincter. So people like Nick would like it.

The speaker IMPLIES the reader INFERS. Please quit misusing these words.

It activates my almonds.

But... we've all been READING it, and so will the complaints board. Not that the guy who type that knew that or considered it.

 

[footballteam]

No wonder Viva & Barnes wanted nothing to do with the Vegas meetup.... theirs actually looks put together and thought out...

not off to the side of a gambling floor in a random casino.

 

[ForTheHoard]

No wonder Viva & Barnes wanted nothing to do with the Vegas meetup.... theirs actually looks put together and thought out...

not off to the side of a gambling floor in a random casino.

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I'm not sure the courtyard of a motel with bars over the windows and doors gives off a glamourous vibe either.

 

[feral cat #6385]

...did somebody just mention the implication?

I'm not sure the courtyard of a motel with bars over the windows and doors gives off a glamourous vibe either.

Post Covid, Vegas has a diversity problem.

 

[Twitter Is Cancer]

...did somebody just mention the implication?
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Post Covid, Vegas has a diversity problem.

the moment someone gets a nigger-free version of old vegas up and running it will be the richest city in the world.

 

[Cynthia Behave]

I get it. So he didnt party in college and now wants to go back in time and do all the retarded things people did in college, except he's 40.

Something like that. It's not particularly original - midlife crises.

Here's what I'm NOT BUYING in this Kiwi narrative... The Kayla Saga.

I'm sorry, call me parochial but none of this adds up. Farmers, put on your Mossad/CIA hats.

There is NOTHING in this woman's history that points to HER degeneracy, writ large. (Who cares about tats and piercings? That's silly.)

She was a highly private person until recently and has since retrenched. Born/raised in MN, kicks Nick's ass to go to church, clearly keeps the calendar for 6 people + the nanny, got some kind of certification in education to allow her to homeschool (at least the younger ones before the coop rings in), fostered for a while (still undecided if they did that for money), 3 miscarriages + 5 kids and her uterus was literally gutted by multiple high-risk pregnancies.

Oh, and historical streams in which she's clearly more conservative than Nick re public education and SJW's risks to kids. Meanwhile, does anyone actually think Nick participates in his kids' bible camp and the men's conference willingly? He HATES it. That's 100% Kayla.

The narrative that she wanted the sex swing, Hedonism II, swinging, and the St. Andrew's BDSM cross simply does not work.

[Also, the dummies on Locals have invented a narrative that I accused him of cheating. I didn't. I said he had 5 lost hours in Houston - by his own admission - after being ruffled. Nick being SHOCKED at the speculation is what I laughed at. Like, duh, Nick, did u really think people wouldn't gossip? Fwiw, I STILL don't buy that story.]

Anyway, to the degree that actual "degeneracy" exists within that marriage, it's from Nick, I'm certain.

 

[BelUwUga]

She was a highly private person until recently and has since retrenched. Born/raised in MN, kicks Nick's ass to go to church, clearly keeps the calendar for 6 people + the nanny, got some kind of certification in education to allow her to homeschool (at least the younger ones before the coop rings in), fostered for a while (still undecided if they did that for money), 3 miscarriages + 5 kids and her uterus was literally gutted by multiple high-risk pregnancies.

Oh, and historical streams in which she's clearly more conservative than Nick re public education and SJW's risks to kids. Meanwhile, does anyone actually think Nick participates in his kids' bible camp and the men's conference willingly? He HATES it. That's 100% Kayla.

The narrative that she wanted the sex swing, Hedonism II, swinging, and the St. Andrew's BDSM cross simply does not work.

Are you familiar with "just deserts"? She might be a little crazy but with all that going on what woman wouldn't be? If she's pulling her weight in the marriage while Nick is fantasizing about torching it, it's very conceivable that she's progressively shit-testing him as others implied. It's like the many cases where a guy broaches an open relationship, the woman reluctantly agrees, they guy strikes out, and the woman has a grand old time. The kids mean she's dealing with him in some capacity as long as both are alive. Playing along to date around and let him emasculate himself isn't the worst alternative.

Some women will cave to pressure and go to major lengths to try and save a failing marriage. BPD chicks don't. The above scenario is pretty classic splitting behavior. Nick might be the "mastermind" behind the deviancy but it's always the BPD hoes pulling the puppet's strings.

 

[Car Won't Crank]

There is NOTHING in this woman's history that points to HER degeneracy, writ large. (Who cares about tats and piercings? That's silly.)

That would be true if she hadn't posted lewds of herself in lingerie on locals of her own volition. That one action breaks that narrative of her not being a degenerate. The tattoos and willful participation at the swinger resort are just adding confounding factors that further break your narrative.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

It's genuinely fascinating to me, how obsessed with this shit they are. Is it because they don't have partners? Most people tend to pair off in their early twenties and so are having enough sex on the regular that -- as a topic of conversation, it's just really fucking dull.
That really just changes when you're single and DON'T have a partner, or when you've just hooked up with somebody new, so you're locked into that obsessive phase. But aside from that, your average person who's having the average amount of sex just doesn't see what there is to talk about.

The only people who talk about it incessantly in public are into either swinging or kink and so they're looking for different partners. And if that's your thing, that's fine. Get out there and do what you want to do. Kiwifarms isn't out there, hanging around the various swinging/kink websites and forums, looking for people talking about their infidelities because we disapprove of them. I think we mostly don't care.

But when you're an internet celebrity and you've built your career talking about how you're a traditional Christian father in a monogamous relationship and you don't even curse on your show -- then all of a sudden, you're flying off to Hedonism 2, dropping Molly and sporting a sparkly posing pouch down at the local gay bar and encouraging your audience to post lewds -- well, you're making a spectacle of yourself. And where you have a spectacle, you're going to have spectators.

I do feel a bit sorry for the slow witted coomers and wine moms who've been sucked into his orbit, being told it's fine to post lewds, oh and BTW, can you just top up the old subscription, please? My sense is that they're all people with problems and Rekieta is meeting some kind of weird need for companionship. But FFS, people. You're embarrassing yourself in public. Sooner or later, you'll come to your senses and feel really stupid for the stuff you did and said in Nick's locals. But until that day comes, we'll continue to just sit over here, watch you and laugh.

This. All of it.

Kiwis are like cats; we do not care until you do something extraordinary to capture our attention. We are NOT searching you out just to doxx you at the behest of anyone. You get attention when you do something worthy of attention.

Stop being a lolcow, and we will stop talking about you.

However, it is the quintessential trait of lolcow that they cannot do what is good for them.

It is possible:

Spoiler: Locals Chat January 2023 - Chef_Adam and Nick cooking something up...

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Holy FUCK! This man knows not the first thing about subtlety! Nick, 'Never speak when a nod will do; never nod when a wink will do'. PLEASE stop! You have CHILDREN to think about!

This goes with the above; WE DON'T CARE about what you do in private, but keep that shit PRIVATE!

Without doing my best to doxx the people involved, let's just say that the Rekietas are about as popular as you would expect with the CHRISTIAN, CONSERVATIVE, NORMAL home schoolers that they inflict themselves on.
Plenty of the parents know all about Rekieta now. Before, they didn't really have his activities on their radar just figured he was a failed attorney being supported by his family. It happens.
What also happens is that sooner or later oblivious normies actually pay attention to what some nutjob keeps spouting.

Very interesting... I would imagine it would happen eventually when someone googles their name and sees what he is up to. Nicholas even mentioned one of his students knew his channel. It was just a matter of time...

I do not think that he still teaches or is involved in the church at all, but based on this, might he been called on the carpet by the co-op or the church as well as Rumble? There are strict morality codes in effect in many Midwest congregations. Perhaps the priest had a conversation with the Reketias?

Based on the level of conservatism that his friends Q and Douglas Tennapel show, I can only imagine...

Something like that. It's not particularly original - midlife crises.

Here's what I'm NOT BUYING in this Kiwi narrative... The Kayla Saga.

I'm sorry, call me parochial but none of this adds up. Farmers, put on your Mossad/CIA hats.

There is NOTHING in this woman's history that points to HER degeneracy, writ large. (Who cares about tats and piercings? That's silly.)

She was a highly private person until recently and has since retrenched. Born/raised in MN, kicks Nick's ass to go to church, clearly keeps the calendar for 6 people + the nanny, got some kind of certification in education to allow her to homeschool (at least the younger ones before the coop rings in), fostered for a while (still undecided if they did that for money), 3 miscarriages + 5 kids and her uterus was literally gutted by multiple high-risk pregnancies.

Oh, and historical streams in which she's clearly more conservative than Nick re public education and SJW's risks to kids. Meanwhile, does anyone actually think Nick participates in his kids' bible camp and the men's conference willingly? He HATES it. That's 100% Kayla.

The narrative that she wanted the sex swing, Hedonism II, swinging, and the St. Andrew's BDSM cross simply does not work.

[Also, the dummies on Locals have invented a narrative that I accused him of cheating. I didn't. I said he had 5 lost hours in Houston - by his own admission - after being ruffled. Nick being SHOCKED at the speculation is what I laughed at. Like, duh, Nick, did u really think people wouldn't gossip? Fwiw, I STILL don't buy that story.]

Anyway, to the degree that actual "degeneracy" exists within that marriage, it's from Nick, I'm certain.

Nick has said that the conferences was something he did with his father. At least he attends one every year with his father. I still see a lot of the religious stuff being pushed from the family.

I could see it coming from Kayla as well, but she gets raunchy too. For her though, I definitely see the church and the co-op being a bigger deal in terms of a social group. Many parishes I have seen in the United States have many programmes that are geared to women socialising. Losing that could be devastating to her as she retreats further into social seclusoin with Nicholas?

I am not sure how much is coming from her, but I get the sense that she was at least RAISED more conservative than Nick. I believe that Nick has shown enough for use to conclude he apostasised very early in spirit and mind, then much later in body. It puts his rants on 'forced to be someone I was not' into clearer perspective...

 

[Confetti Meringue]

Something like that. It's not particularly original - midlife crises.

Here's what I'm NOT BUYING in this Kiwi narrative... The Kayla Saga.

I'm sorry, call me parochial but none of this adds up. Farmers, put on your Mossad/CIA hats.

There is NOTHING in this woman's history that points to HER degeneracy, writ large. (Who cares about tats and piercings? That's silly.)

She was a highly private person until recently and has since retrenched. Born/raised in MN, kicks Nick's ass to go to church, clearly keeps the calendar for 6 people + the nanny, got some kind of certification in education to allow her to homeschool (at least the younger ones before the coop rings in), fostered for a while (still undecided if they did that for money), 3 miscarriages + 5 kids and her uterus was literally gutted by multiple high-risk pregnancies.

Oh, and historical streams in which she's clearly more conservative than Nick re public education and SJW's risks to kids. Meanwhile, does anyone actually think Nick participates in his kids' bible camp and the men's conference willingly? He HATES it. That's 100% Kayla.

The narrative that she wanted the sex swing, Hedonism II, swinging, and the St. Andrew's BDSM cross simply does not work.

[Also, the dummies on Locals have invented a narrative that I accused him of cheating. I didn't. I said he had 5 lost hours in Houston - by his own admission - after being ruffled. Nick being SHOCKED at the speculation is what I laughed at. Like, duh, Nick, did u really think people wouldn't gossip? Fwiw, I STILL don't buy that story.]

Anyway, to the degree that actual "degeneracy" exists within that marriage, it's from Nick, I'm certain.

I'm sorry about your friend. She clearly isn't that same girl anymore. I can't quote the entire post + videos due to the post's length, but please click through to view the full post with videos attached. I quoted a few choice parts of the post so that you can get the gist of it.

This is a post pertaining to Kayla's behavior during the November 9th, 2022 Election Stream.

Tim joins and says hello to Kayla and she explains her "black" outfit (which appears to be netted in some areas), shows off her leg/foot and claims she did it because she didn't want people to see her stomach. Some "lol feet" talk and then she reveals her stomach anyway. Seems delighted at the reaction she's getting from kicking her leg up on stream.

The last part of the clip is from later in the stream. Branca brings up Kayla's "black" outfit again and Kayla proceeds to flirt with him in front of Nick. This happens more than once.

Kayla claims she really likes lingerie, but spends a lot of time drooling over the women themselves. Nick points out that Kayla has "the masculine voice" (which he makes sound black for some reason). Branca attempts to endear himself to Kayla more (it pays off later).

Kayla admits that she becomes a lesbian when she drinks. I think this was supposed to be a joke, but the evidence about Kayla thus far puts that in question (what with the swinger's destinations and the gay bars catalogued here).

Nick is trying to tell a story and Kayla interjects by saying that she's very liberal with "sharing" the beauty of her body and then playing it off as a joke as Nick struggles to continue the stream:

More of Kayla being Kayla. Messes with Nick's setup when trying to respond to locals on his computer. Makes comment that computers don't want her to touch them, but "the men" don't say that. Branca and Kayla go from joke-flirting to joke-propositioning now, and Nick looks embarrassed. Nick brings up the locals chat numbers (over 1,000) and Kayla says "call me" with a flirty gesture/wink/lip-bite.

 

[Cynthia Behave]

It's like the many cases where a guy broaches an open relationship, the woman reluctantly agrees, they guy strikes out, and the woman has a grand old time.

Okay, I'm willing to consider some of that: Maaaybe she had a meaningful affair - or wants to have one - while Nick was off being an asshole in whatever capacity - getting a BJ in Houston, or whatever.

Someone here (along with me) keeps bringing up his "breakdown" Locals stream last summer in which many of us then-fans thought someone was literally dying. It was that dramatic.

I could lean into Kayla having strayed. Later it was clearly a marital issue. He basically said so.

But... the sex toys, crosses, swings.... that's Nick and his porn addiction. Kayla's just a normie with whatever she's done. I stand by that until proven wrong.

(Fwiw, a wife getting surgeries BEFORE the divorce is a classic wealthy wife thing to do because it's from shared assets. I've paused on that.)

Edit: Also, getting high-priced jewelry - also Kayla - is a very pre-divorce thing to do. Most states do not consider that kind of gift to be a shared asset. It would be hers.

 

[Swole McPole]

Oh, and historical streams in which she's clearly more conservative than Nick re public education and SJW's risks to kids.

I've yet to meet a woman that I'd consider conservative who would solicit or accept lingerie from random strangers on the internet. Any man who is buying underwear for a woman is either having sex with her or is masturbating over the the image of the woman wearing that lingerie. I don't believe there's a married woman in her forties who doesn't know this.

Nick's acceptance/tolerance of this behaviour is outright cuckoldry, but Kayla's involvement is equally degenerate.