Razörfist / The Rageoholic / xRazorfistx / Daniel Paul Harris - Hipster Metalfag. Game Journo-Doesn't Play Games He Reviews. Thief Fanfic Author. COOMER AND GROOMER.

[Emperor Julian]

I hate to defend Razorfist (or anyone ever really) but it looks like he's talking about smark stuff here. WWE really has gone down the shitter he's uniformed about wrestling but not in that way. He's also right Brock ending the streak was a bad call.

 

[*Asterisk*]

I hate to defend Razorfist (or anyone ever really) but it looks like he's talking about smark stuff here. WWE really has gone down the shitter he's uniformed about wrestling but not in that way.

I'm not saying it hasn't. It has. But the way to fix things is not by bringing back the Vince Russo mentality, and Razorfist advocates the doing exact opposite of that.

He's also right Brock ending the streak was a bad call.

Again, how?

The only other guys who could credibly end the Streak also didn't need it to boost their careers. Cena or Orton could've done it, but neither of them needed the rub either. If they had a guy like Barrett or Sheamus do it, nobody would've taken it seriously. You could argue that they shouldn't have ended it at all, but if Daniel Harris had his way, he would've had fucking Kane end the Streak.

@CatParty coming out of Indy-retirement would be a better pick than Kane.

 

[Emperor Julian]

That's working in the assumption the streak has to and there and then. There have been plenty of candidates beforehand and their most will likely candidates to come and that works on the assumption the streak should be broken. If it does end the it should have been his final match. Kane is a better option even if he's a bad choice since it at least plays into the twos decades narrative. As opposed to brock whose narrative is he's really really big.

 

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I love this tweet.

Citing Corey Feldman as a defence for child molestation. The same Corey Feldman who admitted to sleeping in bed with Michael Jackson as a child.

 

[FlamingPie]

Razorfist, dude, it's over. For all his talent, MJ was a sick fuck who needed to be put in a jail cell for a very, very long time. Plus, it didn't help that Jackson was surrounded by yes-men who didn't bother to tell him to cut that shit out, let alone inform the cops.

Interestingly, Razorfist is a fan of Bill Hicks, and if these tweets are any indication, he as much of a fan of Hick's conspiracy theory sperging.

 

[*Asterisk*]

Razorfist, dude, it's over. For all his talent, MJ was a sick fuck who needed to be put in a jail cell for a very, very long time. Plus, it didn't help that Jackson was surrounded by yes-men who didn't bother to tell him to cut that shit out, let alone inform the cops.

Interestingly, Razorfist is a fan of Bill Hicks, and if these tweets are any indication, he as much of a fan of Hick's conspiracy theory sperging.

He's admitted one of his biggest infulences is Michael Savage, who's also known for writing books advocating homeopathy under his real name.

I wonder if Harris ever said anything about alternative medicine. If he has, I bet it'll be really funny.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Razorfist, dude, it's over. For all his talent, MJ was a sick fuck who needed to be put in a jail cell for a very, very long time. Plus, it didn't help that Jackson was surrounded by yes-men who didn't bother to tell him to cut that shit out, let alone inform the cops.

Interestingly, Razorfist is a fan of Bill Hicks, and if these tweets are any indication, he as much of a fan of Hick's conspiracy theory sperging.

I'm more amazed more people haven't called out RF for his bullshit. Maybe he too has yes men who can't tell him when to quit. Though I can see why Asa's good friends with the guy- both are complete imbeciles with idiotic viewpoints.

 

[chadmuska]

Citing Corey Feldman as a defence for child molestation. The same Corey Feldman who admitted to sleeping in bed with Michael Jackson as a child.

He also expressed scepticism of Michaels innocence when the 2005 trials started and in the same article admitted that he looked at a book of naked pictures with Michael.

 

[FlamingPie]

Razorfist releases a video about the whole MJ child molestation fiasco:

He also posted this on his twitter as evidence on how the whole child porn stash was a hoax:

http://www.cbc.ca/beta/news/canada/ottawa/ottawa-artist-photo-michael-jackson-1.3651598

Given my unfamiliarity with the above source, I don't know if Fist is actually trying to present an objective case for Jackson's innocence or is grasping for straws faster than a 9/11 truther.

 

[*Asterisk*]

Razorfist releases a video about the whole MJ child molestation fiasco:

He also posted this on his twitter as evidence on how the whole child porn stash was a hoax:

http://www.cbc.ca/beta/news/canada/ottawa/ottawa-artist-photo-michael-jackson-1.3651598

Given my unfamiliarity with the above source, I don't know if Fist is actually trying to present an objective case for Jackson's innocence or is grasping for straws faster than a 9/11 truther.

Wow this is pathetic. Rosie O'Donnell's treastise on steel melting fire was a sounder delusion.

Let's go and actually look at the piece itself:

The piece itself has a pretty clear point: Radar Online claimed that Johnathan Hobin's artwork was found during the '03 police raid on Jackson's sex dungeon ranch. In truth; the artwork couldn't have been found there, and the artwork is not even child pornography. Both of these things are true.

Now let's go back and look at what DANIEL HARRIS OF PHOENIX, AZ claims this piece does: The Michael Jackson 'child porn' pics are B.S.: RETRACT. That's a pretty big leap when the source you're citing only says, "this artist's work was not found at the ranch," and "Radar Online doesn't factcheck."

No shit they don't factcheck, DANIEL HARRIS OF PHOENIX, AZ. Radar Online's most recent Wikipedia page looks like this:

They're shit. Unreliable shit. And always have been.

Radar Online printing a bullshit story doesn't undo the pages and pages of the Santa Barbara County police records which itemised the cartons upon cartons of gay & straight pornography, booze, needles, smokes, sex books, and Xanax prescriptions that were found during the '03 raid. Nor does it undo the elaborate concubinage system Michael Jackson ran during his yearslong friendships with nubile boys.

And no, DANIEL HARRIS OF PHOENIX, AZ; it was not normal for your 'best friend' Michael to dip your hairless pecker in the Jesus Juice until his sucking gave you your first orgasm. Now please, cut off all your communications with Jacob Tremblay. He doesn't need your mentorship, and you only want his body.

 

[FlamingPie]

Wow. Either Michael was a bigger scumbag than I expected (and considering this involves child molestation, that's saying something) or his employers consisted of nothing but indifferent crack-whores.

 

[Lensherr]

I'm unfamiliar with this whole story so clue me in, has it been definitively proven that MJ diddled kids?

 

[FlamingPie]

I think he did, but there wasn't any evidence to show beyond reasonable doubt, so no. But, since this topic is about Razorfist and not Wacko Jacko, this is probably for another time.

 

[*Asterisk*]

I'm unfamiliar with this whole story so clue me in, has it been definitively proven that MJ diddled kids?

The facts of the matter are relevant to Harris's behavior in this case. If he made a 40-minute defence video grounded in reality; that'd be spergy, but defencible.

Since he's wrong, I'll post my piece on why below. Since it's still quite the tangent, I'll leave it in spoiler tags.

Spoiler

He had 'special friendships' lasting several years with boys between the ages of 7 and 14. Including but not limited to: Sean Lennon, son of John Lennon and Yoko Ono; Emmanuel Lewis, the kid who played Webster and never aged; Mark Ronson, the guy who wrote "Uptown Funk"; Corey Feldman and Macaulay Culkin, the biggest child stars of the 80s; and Omer Bhatti, whom bears an eerie resemblance to Jacko's youngest son.

Multiple men have gone on record saying they were seduced with the kind of lavish shit that'd make Anna Nicole Smith tie the knot. Personal accomodations for themselves and their families and trips to the most beautiful places in the world were doled out like cigarettes in the 30s. Hundreds of millions were paid cumulatively in gifts and bribes. Even many of the ones who've yet to come forward as being abused have admitted to Jackson's all-male, one-creepy-adult sleepovers where they were given porno, booze, cigarettes, and whatever-the-hell else they wanted regardless of age-appropriation.

What the fuck should anyone think he was doing? Teaching them how to work marionettes?

I think he did, but there wasn't any evidence to show beyond reasonable doubt, so no. But, since this topic is about Razorfist and not Wacko Jacko, this is probably for another time.

The reason the topic was brought up to begin with was Harris making a 40 minute Jacko-defence video saying Our Sun is cooler than water.

Harris can protest all he likes. It doesn't change the fact that he's behaving like a delusional conspiracy theorist, and has never demonstrated the ability to accept he could be wrong.

 

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Is it A-Logging to put Harris under the "Manosphere" tag?

Who cares! I found it funny and did it anyway.

 

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Harris just never learns to stop acting like an expert on topics he knows nothing about.

https://kiwifarms.net/media/daniel-harris-daisy-chain-ad-1.2339/full?d=1470399277

https://kiwifarms.net/media/daniel-harris-daisy-chain-ad-2.2340/full?d=1470399277

Funny that. I actually remembered that Goldwater made numerous on-record statements about nuclear war in general and Vietnam in particular. Let's go back and look at them:

Spoiler: Goldwater Nuke Platform, 1964

[GALLERY=media, 2341]Barry Goldwater - Nuke Platform 1 by *Asterisk* posted Aug 5, 2016 at 7:14 AM[/GALLERY]

[GALLERY=media, 2342]Barry Goldwater - Nuke Platform 2 by *Asterisk* posted Aug 5, 2016 at 7:14 AM[/GALLERY]

[GALLERY=media, 2343]Barry Goldwater - Nuke Platform 3 by *Asterisk* posted Aug 5, 2016 at 7:14 AM[/GALLERY]

Say what you will about his virtues -- and I will, seeing as how Goldwater was an extraordinarily principled politician who publically backed the repeal of the Armed Forces ban on gays while the likes of Hillbot were championing "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" -- even a generous interpretation was all the ammo Johnson needed.

I also love how Harris still believes Trump's anti-DAS-YUDDEN anti-lobbyist talk is anything but posturing; he's been in their pocket from day one, and will only ramp up long as he's behind Shillary. I expect no less from someone capable of believing the couple seen in this video had ever engaged in intercourse.

 

[Absolutego]

I don't know if he fully qualifies as a lolcow, but he absolutely shares their tendency to double down when he says something stupid.

His ongoing feud with Witcher fans, for example, is hilarious. He refuses to review the Witcher games because he steadfastly believes that Sapkowski stole the entire idea of Geralt from Michael Moorcock's Elric of Melnibone...because they're both white haired stoics with two swords. Never mind that "badass with two swords" is maybe 2 steps above your average teenager's first OC in terms of fantasy character design, Moorcock himself eventually dropped the issue when everyone pointed out he was being so retarded about it that a lawsuit would go nowhere.

Not Razorfist, though. He acts as if there's some wide-ranging conspiracy involving Sapowski and the Polish government to prevent Moorcock from seeing justice. Just read this shit, no one should get this bent out of shape over character design.

 

[FlamingPie]

The irony is this whole controversy - imagined or real - would probably end up with Moorcock getting more money due to Witcher fans looking up his work out of curiosity and liking what they find.

 

[Picklepower]

This thread is ignoraant, you guys are ignorant.

 

[chadmuska]

I don't know if he fully qualifies as a lolcow, but he absolutely shares their tendency to double down when he says something stupid.

His ongoing feud with Witcher fans, for example, is hilarious. He refuses to review the Witcher games because he steadfastly believes that Sapkowski stole the entire idea of Geralt from Michael Moorcock's Elric of Melnibone...because they're both white haired stoics with two swords. Never mind that "badass with two swords" is maybe 2 steps above your average teenager's first OC in terms of fantasy character design, Moorcock himself eventually dropped the issue when everyone pointed out he was being so exceptional about it that a lawsuit would go nowhere.

Not Razorfist, though. He acts as if there's some wide-ranging conspiracy involving Sapowski and the Polish government to prevent Moorcock from seeing justice. Just read this shit, no one should get this bent out of shape over character design.

He's got a similar hateboner for anything obsidian makes, more notable in regards to New Vegas for having enemies with static levels and the glitches that result from having just over a year to make a game on Bethesda's atrocious branch of the gamebyro engine thats incapable of allowing the player to climb ladders. (Never mind the fact most of his complaints plagued FO3, Skyrim, and FO4 and that he seemingly even reviews New Vegas like it's the second fallout game ever made)

Oh yeah, he also has this weird thing with sandbox games recently where he'll spend at least two minutes bitching about the soundtrack because of muh lack of metal. Case in point, his Red Dead review where he says that Motorhead "Ace of Spades" should've been played instead of Jose Gonzalez's "Far away" (which he bizarrely equates to Justin Bieber) during the games iconic horse ride to Mexico.