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Dylan James Mulvaney / Days of Girlhood / Day __ of Being a Girl - Dylan Explains It All, a gay man interprets 'girlhood' in all glorious technicolor.
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Jim is wearing a Christmas vest.
What if that WAS the dress code?
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About ten pages back convinced me this was a psy-op plant. I dont know why I held out for so long before, but... this psycho is not organic, not "i want to talk to little girls about tampons", not "i demand to be seen in a dressing room with females", he is ... an ammalgamation of "the man from the window"(game) and Barney. I kind of wish he would start a live stream of after hours so i can see him rage out like chantal. Wait, i mean "get ready for bed routine" tehe!
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I think Dylan’s dad has picked up drinking again (or never stopped.) The man is red in every picture and acted like an idiot at the show. I wouldn’t blame him if he did, I mean, look at his son.
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Featured on Mar 14, 2023 by 0 0: "Girlhood," a year in review.
‘Girlhood’, a year in review
In honor of the first birthday of Dylan Mulvaney’s ‘girlhood’, please enjoy a retrospective compiled to mark the occasion.
It’s been a whirlwind year of flopping drag muppetry manically intensifying, as Dylan’s media profile enjoys a meteoric rise courtesy of his talent agent at CAA. In just 365 days as a tranny he interviews the president, acquires an impressive shill product portfolio, and hits 10 million Tiktok followers while recovering from extensive facial plastic surgery, likely compensated by a celebrity surgeon and the crowning jewel in Dylan’s girlhood journey. In personal life updates: Dylan remains kissless and his ‘friends’ are all social media collaborations.
It’s increasingly apparent that Dylan’s ‘girlhood’ series is a heavily marketed commercial product, since it’s a 24/7 product placement opportunity for ever-multiplying spons and cross-promotional opportunities. While less certain, it’s likely negative engagement is all part of the marketing plan given the strategic timing of controversy and the sizeable ecosystem of critics and parodists spawned in the wake of one hyper-animated twink cosplaying The Nanny. Dylan, on receiving criticism at the national level, continues to smug at women in response videos.
This post recaps the thread since July 2022 when it was posted. Special thanks to thread MVPs @JambledUpWords / @Jane Eyre / @NoReturn / @OttoWest / @Unabomber Eleven / @garbage cake / @Tybalt The S@ucy B0y / @umami's milk for their compiling.
A Star is Made
In which Dylan provokes a couple of profile-raising internet meltdowns and is branded a Trans Icon as a precursor to his interview with the President. Ever-escalating PR ensues, and mainstream America meets Dylan Mulvaney.
In September Dylan speaks at a Forbes Power Women's Summit (Day 188), where he’s the only participant to appear in a bralette. Attention is swiftly negative, and Dylan locks down his Twitter in response. In October, UltaBeauty’s Twitter launches a partnership with Dylan in the form of a grotesque tranny sideshow, headlined TRANS GIRLS CAN DO IT ALL (recall the pretext is to sell makeup to women). Comment abounds. It’s around this time Dylan first catches the eye of Matt Walsh, among others, beginning something of a cottage industry of commentators and comedians regularly roasting Dylan.
In November Dylan interviews President Joe Biden while dressed like Liberace and receives a presidential cookie. On airing commenters note that the interview is awkwardly stilted, but of all possible scenarios between current year Joe Biden and a female impersonator, it’s the best of all possible outcomes.
Dylan’s finances, projected at earnings of $1m dollars over the coming year, are the subject of an article in the Daily Mail, a publication known as exceptionally friendly to media agents. Dylan rents a house in LA which he showcases on Tiktok, neatly flexing his wealth, and his relationship with Kate Spade receives a serious upgrade. He posts lewks, which are consistently atrocious.
Still in November Dylan both receives criticism from, and claps back at, Caitlyn Jenner (retard explainer here), and vacations in Bora Bora, the scene of the now infamous Tiktok, shot by a waiter held captive by the hospitality requirements of his job and depicting some deepest tranny horror.
In December Dylan is featured on Tucker Carlson and hits the mid time. The ensuing bevvy of attention provokes response from him. It’s directed at women on Twitter and it’s a study in controlled hostility and condescension, aka flaming homosexualism, also an excellent source for jumpscare screencaps. Matt Walsh, as ever, is ready with a comment.
‘Ready for my Close-Up’ Arc
In which Dylan is scheduled for facial feminizing surgery. The surgeon did Caitlyn Jenner and Dylan teases the results to draggish excess before the grand reveal: a remarkable resemblance to Caitlyn Jenner (age 72).
Ahead of surgery there’s a flurry of promotional activity in the form of a billboard in Times Square and a series of attempted edgy photoshoots.
December 16th 2022: Dylan’s facial feminizing surgery. He posts hyperactively in hospitalwear before and morbidly after the facial carving, including gruesome swelling and passive aggressive breakup notes to his old face.
Thus begins a period of grand dame-like convalescence during which Dylan’s face remains mostly hidden, with intermittent campy glimpses. In January Days of Girlhood marks 10 million followers with a pre-recorded Tiktok, and Dylan posts a ‘face reveal’ shot with a cartoon girl filter.
The big face unveiling comes January 27th and it’s a debutante ball for Dylan’s plastic surgery, with a series of heavily produced photo and video shoots. Predictably, Dylan’s Tiktoks tell an even more candid story.
Dylan’s surgeon is Dr Harrison Lee, mentioned by Dylan as early as August 2022. It’s reasonably speculated that Dylan’s surgeries ultimately include hairline lowering, brow lift, rhinoplasty, cheekbone implants, lip lift and jaw reduction. Having undergone major plastic surgery to feminize the face, Dylan appears to compensate by no longer covering his facial hair, repeatedly.
Rank commercialism
In which Dylan reaches the upper echelons of social media influencing, consolidating his iconic status as tranny of choice for LA awards ceremonies and brands aligned with socialite plastic surgery addicts.
In February Dylan is a bridesmaid! Once again sports a visible mustache. Incidentally the bride, Abigail Breslin, is also represented by CAA. Dylan is barely shown in pictures from the day.
Just a few days later comes the Grammy awards, for which Dylan cosplays Italian checkered tablecloth in a whorehouse and dates a gay man. Cue the now familiar cycle of heated Internet attention that can be summarised as ‘be kind vs. be honest’. Dylan rubs shoulders with Laverne Cox, whose elder-tranny advice goes wasted.
Otherwise, the misc commercial whoring continues. Dylan continues to vamp, shimmy and shill through an astounding range of product and PR opportunities, from promoing with Jenners and Hiltons to shilling Bud Light on multiple occasions. He received a Queerty Groundbreaker award and continues to be mad about women calling him a man on the internet.
In general troon news, Dylan celebrates his first International Women’s Day and makes the bold claims that he knew he was trans age 4, and his parents are unsupportive, contradicting recorded lore. Transition progresses at speed, with Dylan refreshing his electrolysis regimen and sharing with the world his motion sickness goggles.
All of which of course leads us to Day 365 of Being A Girl, an iconic moment for Dylan and trans girlhood celebrated with all the joyless narcissistic commercialism of a social media starlet. There’s Dylan-themed merch, teased and timed to drop exactly a week before Day 365, and the day itself is ‘an evening with Dylan Mulvaney’ on Broadway. First signs of the event itself are here.
Here's to the next 365!
Further Reading
NoReturn’s deep dig into CAA. Unabomber Eleven digs here and here.
OttoWest assesses Dylan’s book collection.
Unabomber Eleven digs into Dylan’s parents.
Dylan is nominated for two categories in the Julays, for Best Stinkditch & Rat King Lolcow AND Fresh Meat. He wins both.
Commentators and imitators
Among the many voices in the choir of critiquing Dylan, a few standouts:
Creative contributions by farmers and anons.
Fan Art
Left: @33333333333333333333 / Right: @HorseGirlSupremacy
Left: @Doppelmonger / Right: @Elysian
Anons: Top / Middle / Bottom left / Bottom right
Look-Alikes
Farmers, inspired by Dylan's beauty, are inspired to make comparison.
The Caitlyn Jenner Series
Jumpscares
LOVE YA!
In honor of the first birthday of Dylan Mulvaney’s ‘girlhood’, please enjoy a retrospective compiled to mark the occasion.
It’s been a whirlwind year of flopping drag muppetry manically intensifying, as Dylan’s media profile enjoys a meteoric rise courtesy of his talent agent at CAA. In just 365 days as a tranny he interviews the president, acquires an impressive shill product portfolio, and hits 10 million Tiktok followers while recovering from extensive facial plastic surgery, likely compensated by a celebrity surgeon and the crowning jewel in Dylan’s girlhood journey. In personal life updates: Dylan remains kissless and his ‘friends’ are all social media collaborations.
It’s increasingly apparent that Dylan’s ‘girlhood’ series is a heavily marketed commercial product, since it’s a 24/7 product placement opportunity for ever-multiplying spons and cross-promotional opportunities. While less certain, it’s likely negative engagement is all part of the marketing plan given the strategic timing of controversy and the sizeable ecosystem of critics and parodists spawned in the wake of one hyper-animated twink cosplaying The Nanny. Dylan, on receiving criticism at the national level, continues to smug at women in response videos.
This post recaps the thread since July 2022 when it was posted. Special thanks to thread MVPs @JambledUpWords / @Jane Eyre / @NoReturn / @OttoWest / @Unabomber Eleven / @garbage cake / @Tybalt The S@ucy B0y / @umami's milk for their compiling.
A Star is Made
In which Dylan provokes a couple of profile-raising internet meltdowns and is branded a Trans Icon as a precursor to his interview with the President. Ever-escalating PR ensues, and mainstream America meets Dylan Mulvaney.
In September Dylan speaks at a Forbes Power Women's Summit (Day 188), where he’s the only participant to appear in a bralette. Attention is swiftly negative, and Dylan locks down his Twitter in response. In October, UltaBeauty’s Twitter launches a partnership with Dylan in the form of a grotesque tranny sideshow, headlined TRANS GIRLS CAN DO IT ALL (recall the pretext is to sell makeup to women). Comment abounds. It’s around this time Dylan first catches the eye of Matt Walsh, among others, beginning something of a cottage industry of commentators and comedians regularly roasting Dylan.
In November Dylan interviews President Joe Biden while dressed like Liberace and receives a presidential cookie. On airing commenters note that the interview is awkwardly stilted, but of all possible scenarios between current year Joe Biden and a female impersonator, it’s the best of all possible outcomes.
Dylan’s finances, projected at earnings of $1m dollars over the coming year, are the subject of an article in the Daily Mail, a publication known as exceptionally friendly to media agents. Dylan rents a house in LA which he showcases on Tiktok, neatly flexing his wealth, and his relationship with Kate Spade receives a serious upgrade. He posts lewks, which are consistently atrocious.
Still in November Dylan both receives criticism from, and claps back at, Caitlyn Jenner (retard explainer here), and vacations in Bora Bora, the scene of the now infamous Tiktok, shot by a waiter held captive by the hospitality requirements of his job and depicting some deepest tranny horror.
In December Dylan is featured on Tucker Carlson and hits the mid time. The ensuing bevvy of attention provokes response from him. It’s directed at women on Twitter and it’s a study in controlled hostility and condescension, aka flaming homosexualism, also an excellent source for jumpscare screencaps. Matt Walsh, as ever, is ready with a comment.
‘Ready for my Close-Up’ Arc
In which Dylan is scheduled for facial feminizing surgery. The surgeon did Caitlyn Jenner and Dylan teases the results to draggish excess before the grand reveal: a remarkable resemblance to Caitlyn Jenner (age 72).
Ahead of surgery there’s a flurry of promotional activity in the form of a billboard in Times Square and a series of attempted edgy photoshoots.
December 16th 2022: Dylan’s facial feminizing surgery. He posts hyperactively in hospitalwear before and morbidly after the facial carving, including gruesome swelling and passive aggressive breakup notes to his old face.
Thus begins a period of grand dame-like convalescence during which Dylan’s face remains mostly hidden, with intermittent campy glimpses. In January Days of Girlhood marks 10 million followers with a pre-recorded Tiktok, and Dylan posts a ‘face reveal’ shot with a cartoon girl filter.
The big face unveiling comes January 27th and it’s a debutante ball for Dylan’s plastic surgery, with a series of heavily produced photo and video shoots. Predictably, Dylan’s Tiktoks tell an even more candid story.
Rank commercialism
In which Dylan reaches the upper echelons of social media influencing, consolidating his iconic status as tranny of choice for LA awards ceremonies and brands aligned with socialite plastic surgery addicts.
In February Dylan is a bridesmaid! Once again sports a visible mustache. Incidentally the bride, Abigail Breslin, is also represented by CAA. Dylan is barely shown in pictures from the day.
Just a few days later comes the Grammy awards, for which Dylan cosplays Italian checkered tablecloth in a whorehouse and dates a gay man. Cue the now familiar cycle of heated Internet attention that can be summarised as ‘be kind vs. be honest’. Dylan rubs shoulders with Laverne Cox, whose elder-tranny advice goes wasted.
Otherwise, the misc commercial whoring continues. Dylan continues to vamp, shimmy and shill through an astounding range of product and PR opportunities, from promoing with Jenners and Hiltons to shilling Bud Light on multiple occasions. He received a Queerty Groundbreaker award and continues to be mad about women calling him a man on the internet.
In general troon news, Dylan celebrates his first International Women’s Day and makes the bold claims that he knew he was trans age 4, and his parents are unsupportive, contradicting recorded lore. Transition progresses at speed, with Dylan refreshing his electrolysis regimen and sharing with the world his motion sickness goggles.
All of which of course leads us to Day 365 of Being A Girl, an iconic moment for Dylan and trans girlhood celebrated with all the joyless narcissistic commercialism of a social media starlet. There’s Dylan-themed merch, teased and timed to drop exactly a week before Day 365, and the day itself is ‘an evening with Dylan Mulvaney’ on Broadway. First signs of the event itself are here.
Here's to the next 365!
Further Reading
NoReturn’s deep dig into CAA. Unabomber Eleven digs here and here.
OttoWest assesses Dylan’s book collection.
Unabomber Eleven digs into Dylan’s parents.
Dylan is nominated for two categories in the Julays, for Best Stinkditch & Rat King Lolcow AND Fresh Meat. He wins both.
Commentators and imitators
Among the many voices in the choir of critiquing Dylan, a few standouts:
- Matt Walsh, stodgy but frequently based tradcon, returns to the well of Dylan’s degeneracy repeatedly for content.
October 22 / December 22 / February 23 - Oli London, ex-transgender and transracial trollcow dunks on Dylan with regularity.
October 22 / December 22 / January 23 - Slthkween / Jess, the OG Dylan satirist.
October 22 / February 23 - Tyler Fischer, a professional comedian parodying Dylan’s effete maniac mimicry.
November 22 / December 22 / January 23 - Days of boyhood, an apparent Farmer with a sideline in male impersonation.
January 23 / January 23
Creative contributions by farmers and anons.
Fan Art
Left: @33333333333333333333 / Right: @HorseGirlSupremacy
Left: @Doppelmonger / Right: @Elysian
Anons: Top / Middle / Bottom left / Bottom right
Look-Alikes
Farmers, inspired by Dylan's beauty, are inspired to make comparison.
The Caitlyn Jenner Series
Jumpscares
LOVE YA!
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A little background on Tim “Sarah” McBride:
Like Dylan, Tim was an femmy gay guy for most of his adult life until 2014 when he trooned out. Tim then married his friend Andrea “Andrew” Cray, an FTM. It was mostly a publucity stunt as Andrea was dying of cancer.
The happy couple:
Yes, a gay guy pretending to be a woman married a lesbian pretending to be a man.
Tim is in deep with the Bidens. It was the late Beau Biden who would refer to Tim as “one of the family” and I believe it was meeting Tim that sparked much of Joe’s activism on behalf of the troon community, possibly in tribute to his dead son. Tim interned in the Obama White House, later running for state senate in (where else?) Delaware. It would not surprise me that the Biden meeting was in part facilitated by Tim.
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He's only been LARPing like a chick for a year and already he looks like he's fucking 50.
Isn't he supposed to be in his late 20s/early 30s, and a gay man at that?
I thought the faggots were supposed to be the men who knew how to take care of themselves.
Isn't he supposed to be in his late 20s/early 30s, and a gay man at that?
I thought the faggots were supposed to be the men who knew how to take care of themselves.
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Dylan is super underweight and seemingly has been for years, and that shit ages you like nothing else.
Just look at any of the skelly threads.
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But you repeat yourself! I see no difference, and Dylan is being groomed to take over the business of preying on the insecurities of minors and encouraging them to go under the knife, cosigned by a robust media and business apparatus that glorifies the human body as a consumerist product. At least Kim has gotten into legal work.
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I probably would not bother getting too MATI over Dyldo throwing daddy and mummsy under the bus. They strike me as the kind of parents that would go to any lengths and suffer almost any indignity to ensure their precious son's* success.
*and that's how they will always see him, no matter how enthusiastically they play along with his fetish
I have little doubt that Dyldo's little sob story about being oppressed by his conservative parents was published with their full blessing; there is a good chance that his parents have even convinced themselves that it's true, perhaps they dismissively laughed-off a very young Dyldo's declaration that he wanted to be a girl once and now they have turned that into a shameful act of repression in their own minds. Oh, if only they'd taken their crossdressing young child's utterances more seriously and pumped the tyke full of dubious hormonal cocktails, they could have saved him so much suffering.
As long as Dyldo's little fetishistic fantasy life receives the blessing of respectable society and he continues to be lavished with praise and positive attention, his parents are almost certainly going to remain fully onboard with every thing he does.
The cookie man was faced with a choice: dedicating his life to drugs and parties or to his son?
He chose the latter and he chose poorly.
He chose the latter and he chose poorly.
No longer content with only figuratively fucking women, the bone demon now desires to physically fuck them too.
He really does look like he's about to devour that little girl from ET. Please excuse the shitty sketch, I promise it will be the last.
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That was difficult to read. Take that as a compliment, @Swerf'n'Terf. I sat with a grimace on my face for a solid 10 minutes.
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Shout out to @NoReturn @Swerf'n'Terf . I only heard about this person from MATI. I didn't know this rabbit rat hole went this deep.
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Ya know, if I didn't know better....I would say this is some sort of giant narcissistic, fetishistic larp.
Nah, couldn't be.
Nah, couldn't be.
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because Godless people must be constantly in search of some higher value to define their morality by. say what you want about religion but at least it keeps shit mostly consistent over people's lifetime instead of the new faith peddled by The Cathedral of Academia and Media that completely updates every 2-5 years.
you got the marketing demographic wrong Dylan is for unmarried millennial/gen X women and older fag hags who have already squandered the majority of their lives on frivolity not the youth lol. Dylan is fucking ancient the kids are not tuning in to watch his old ass. he is meant for shitty people with dead eggs, multiple divorces, or both like Drew Barrymore, to fawn over because only someone like Dilly could be more of a failure at being a woman than they are.
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Dylan looks like a mix of Caitlyn Jenner, Meigh Ralph, and Vic Mignogna trying to cosplay Audrey Hepburn and at times Ariana Grande.
I feel like this is something my nightmares would produce but I have to live with the knowledge that such a person exists.
I feel like this is something my nightmares would produce but I have to live with the knowledge that such a person exists.
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Twitter is slap fighting over Dylan’s show last night and his bullshit in general
There’s some supporters, but mostly pushback against this three ring circus
Unhinged support:
I highly doubt that will be the case
This stupid bitch doesn’t even know what she’s talking about
What?
Pushback:
Oli…. Are you reading this thread?….
Other stuff found via Twitter:
Article:
www.eonline.com
Candace Owens keepin’ it real:
youtube.com
There’s some supporters, but mostly pushback against this three ring circus
Unhinged support:
I highly doubt that will be the case
This stupid bitch doesn’t even know what she’s talking about
What?
Pushback:
Oli…. Are you reading this thread?….
Other stuff found via Twitter:
Article:
TikToker Dylan Mulvaney Reveals What She's Looking for in a Romantic Partner - E! Online
In an exclusive interview with E! News, TikTok star Dylan Mulvaney shared how she's navigating dating amid her transition journey. Find out what she had to say.
www.eonline.com
Candace Owens keepin’ it real:
Dylan Mulvaney Is Being a Mean Person
#Shorts #CandaceOwens #News #Politics #Culture #PopCulture #DailyWire #Masculine #Masculinity #ToxicMasculinity #Feminist #ToxicFeminism #DylanMulvaney #Tran...
youtube.com
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to be fair drew barrymore is a tiny person and if standing next to her i'd look huge, but not like man b/c well, yeah, im not a man...i saw her in downtown LA once and i almost didn't recognize her b/c she basically looked like a little old lady
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Dylan's never ending 50s/60s retro LARP makes me think this woman is what he sees when he looks in the mirror. His inability to dress for his frame honestly makes me MATI. Why, when you have a very thin frame, would you insist on wearing mostly either tight clothes that emphasize your lack of shape, or cutouts that draw attention to your nonexistent hips? He looks his best (And the bar is on the floor) in billowy gowns like the ones he wore to the 365th day show because at least they gave the illusion of a figure.