Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 17.3%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 93 25.5%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 62 17.0%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 142 39.0%

  • Total voters
    364
You almost overlooked the coup de maitre. Nick Explains that should he be awarded damages, it will be way to cumbersome to try and refund those that donated. So if his costs are defrayed through the GSG he’ll use any proceeds to put back into live events…. (Wait didn’t people pay an entry fee to cover the costs in Vegas? 🤔).
The unmitigated gall of a trust fund baby that graduated law school with zero college debt expecting dumb white trash to offset his self inflicted financial hardships, while also subsidizing his quality of life for both him and his worthless bug eyed do-nothing wife. I legitimately hate this entitled liberal degenerate faggot.
 
The unmitigated gall of a trust fund baby that graduated law school with zero college debt expecting dumb white trash to offset his self inflicted financial hardships, while also subsidizing his quality of life for both him and his worthless bug eyed do-nothing wife. I legitimately hate this entitled liberal degenerate faggot.

I can't fault Nick for milking his paypigs for maximum dollar. They're lolcows too. Their only function is to provide Nick with money, and the guy has a big lawyer's bill to pay, so they need to hop to it and start emptying their wallets, pronto.

When you commit to the fandom of a greedy, grasping degenerate, you cant be surprised when he shows you he's a greedy, grasping degenerate. You knew that all along. You have but ONE function. Send him money.

Personally, I love that he's still trying to perpetuate the fiction that he's a lawyer running a small law firm in Minnesota. Grift hard, grift often. Paypigs are dumb. They won't remember what you already said. Just keep sending that fucking money, morons. Better it goes to Nick than Creflo Dollar.
 
You know I wonder why Nick started the fundraiser  now of all times. What changed for him to need to do it now and not say last week or even next week?

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Really makes you think.
 
Since Metokur is now dead, I'm going to hijack his name to raise money for myself. Lets pretend that Metokur loved me and was my best friend. He would have wanted you to give me all your money. Do it for Jim.
I'm with you on this one. The only problems are that Nick's paypigs aren't dumb, enabling faggots to the degree Jim's are (no surprise a shit bag like Jim would attract those types like flies), and Jim hasn't died the painful, slow death he deserves yet.
Sharpie in the pooper.


By Sharpie I mean Drexel's big black cock.
If Drexel then goes ATM on Kayla, I'll throw Nick $100 myself. But I have to see them do this.
 
You almost overlooked the coup de maitre. Nick Explains that should he be awarded damages, it will be way to cumbersome to try and refund those that donated. So if his costs are defrayed through the GSG he’ll use any proceeds to put back into live events…. (Wait didn’t people pay an entry fee to cover the costs in Vegas? 🤔).
Not even the courtesy of giving their money back if he got a payout, all because he's too lazy. Says it all.

Taking bets on when he starts showing up to every single Nerdrotic stream and talks over everyone for 80% of the stream.
No way, he doesn't even have time to hang out and finish that RPG campaign with Geeks and Gamers, he wouldn't spend more than a single stream anywhere else. Has Rekieta ever stuck around for an entire stream on any of the other lawyer's stream?
 
Question to all the haters?

If nick sold the mustange repented and asked for help would that be enough for you?

Or do you feel nick needs to make a only fans were he puts thing in his butt?
Some clearly feel betrayed, I'm probably in the minority that I really don't care about all the money shit. If retards will give you money, let them give it to you, get that bag.

That said, I worry that the way things are going there won't be many retards left to give him money if he keeps letting his failings, and importantly letting his most obnoxious degenerate fans, direct the script as both have been of late.

All I "need" from him is a promise he'll start wearing underwear again :cryblood: everything else has just been funny or disappointing.
 
March 2022 vs March 2023.

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Being real for a second, Nick needs to start finasteride and minoxidil to fix that receeding hairline asap. That much visible thinning in the front in such a short amount of time is something he should take seriously should he care about stopping further recession. It could just be telogen effluvium (stress related hair loss), but given he's now in his 40's it's not uncommon for it to just be DHT related. Last thing he needs is to be the bald drunk degen lawyer

Edit: I was so focused on his hair that I didn't notice the dark bags under his eyes. Holy hell, Nick. Take care of yourself better. You look like death here
 
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It amazes me that people can become so fucking retarded after obtaining efame.
Most people's minds just aren't able to comprehend internet attention without becoming insane.
It's scary when you think about it. The moment people obtain it they lose their minds and act nearly the exact same way as their peers. In some ways I feel tempted to get a tinfoil hat because the way people end up becoming lolcows is too much of a coincidence in the way they behave and act. The criteria to be one is almost as ironclad of a rule as water is wet, fire is hot and gravity anchoring objects.

It's a rare sight to see people who haven't become lolcows or change after gaining Efame.
 
If you want a laugh, go to Rekieta's Twitter feed and go through all the retweets he's made from his friends promoting the GiveSendGo and check the replies.

Here's a sample.
I didn't even think about insurance until I was looking at these comments, but apparently umbrella policies and general business polices both generally cover defemation suits. That surprised me because defamation is generally treated more like an intentional tort, which are generally excluded from coverage. This begs the question: is Nick so dumb that he's running with no insurance, or so unaware and stoned he never checked his coverage/made a claim to see if it gets accepted?
 
It's scary when you think about it. The moment people obtain it they lose their minds and act nearly the exact same way as their peers. In some ways I feel tempted to get a tinfoil hat because the way people end up becoming lolcows is too much of a coincidence in the way they behave and act. The criteria to be one is almost as ironclad of a rule as water is wet, fire is hot and gravity anchoring objects.

It's a rare sight to see people who haven't become lolcows or change after gaining Efame.
I don't mean to get all religious, but there are supposed to be seven princes of hell for each of the seven deadly sins.
Satan himself represents pride, since he was so egotistical that he thought to challenge God himself.
I think this shows that even people several millennia ago were aware about the pitfalls of the human ego.
It seems like pride is probably the deadliest of the seven deadly sins, and artificial praise from thousands or even millions of faceless users would be enough to fuck up almost anybody's head.

Humans evolved in small villages of like maybe 20-50 people; we are not used to accepting praise from such an absurdly large audience.
You have to maintain a certain level of detachment to do this kind of shit not to fry your brain permanently.
Normalfags are not able to do it.
A very similar thing happens when somebody is given power over others.
Most would go crazy and become tyrants with even a small fraction of power, although they might typically be nice people.
 
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Remembered to set the watcher for his stream last night. Super low night on both rumble and YT so i expect all the pigs are redirecting all their funds to the GSG slush fund.
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Total Rumbles: $ 122
Rumble Count: 11 ( 7 unique )
Peak Viewers: 12493
Chat Messages: 4028 ( 421 users )
StreamID: 138715464
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Nothing much to report about chat but there is more and more descent in the ranks.
SumRetardMaybe have ‘Lawtube’ lawyers contribute $5k each, how your Rittenhouse coverage made them a career and don’t grift more off your fans that contribute $500,000 a year??
 

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I don't mean to get all religious, but there are supposed to be seven princes of hell for each of the seven deadly sins.
Satan himself represents pride, since he was so egotistical that he thought to challenge God himself.
That's just Dante's creative writing, there is no tiered view of hell or heaven in Christianity. And one missing aspect with Dante making things so cut and dry is that it's very easy for a sin to appear as a different sin to outside observers. A prideful man might react with rage and violence at the smallest slight to his ego and how would that look different to a wrathful man just acting the same at the smallest slight?
While I do see Nose man as prideful, little things like admitting his subs are dropping and asking people to sub(on the wrong platform mind you) shows that he isn't full on megalomaniac or narcissist. As a man that doesn't know him personally and isn't his priest to me his chief sin seems to be Luxuria. And I'm using the latin term and not the English lust because while he is a horny man this isn't just about sex. He has a drive to want more, to experience more he isn't just drinking to make himself drunk like a Glutton but to experience weird shit while being drunk and high. Luxuria is excess for the sake of excess.
 
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