🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[REGENDarySumanai]

So when does the full Geno Samuel style documentary start with Ralph? He has to be circling the bottom by now

Death.

 

[Polyboros2]

Dr.Bronner is based

Very much WAS.

Go read a Dr Bonners, all the fun schizo Christian shit is now a gay Communist Manifesto.

 

[Harlan Wick]

So when does the full Geno Samuel style documentary start with Ralph? He has to be circling the bottom by now

Seems like every week Gunt is kicking off yet more shit that needs research. When God(tm) looks down on Gunt from heaven and calls him home to the divine hog farm in the sky then it may be easier to craft a narrative about our man Gunt.

 

[Shush]

Ethan became confused when looking at the amazon wish-list for Rozy's birthday, that Amanda made, because there weren't any gifts for him. He also wondered if his kids birthday party would be any fun for him.

From Monday's stream, haven't had time to upload it.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Ethan became confused when looking at the amazon wish-list for Rozy's birthday, that Amanda made, because there weren't any gifts for him. He also wondered if his kids birthday party would be any fun for him.
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From Monday's stream, haven't had time to upload it.

You don't get gifts on someone else's birthday, ya dingus.

 

[MexicanJumpingBeans]

Ethan became confused when looking at the amazon wish-list for Rozy's birthday, that Amanda made, because there weren't any gifts for him. He also wondered if his kids birthday party would be any fun for him.
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From Monday's stream, haven't had time to upload it.

Ralph would just sell Rozy's gifts for drug and booze money.

 

[Sneedfully and Peacefully]

Ethan became confused when looking at the amazon wish-list for Rozy's birthday, that Amanda made, because there weren't any gifts for him. He also wondered if his kids birthday party would be any fun for him.
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From Monday's stream, haven't had time to upload it.

Isn't this a bit in South Park where Cartman's mom gives him a gift for every gift Stan gets at his birthday because otherwise he throws a tantrum.

Ralph is a grown ass man come the fuck on.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Ethan became confused when looking at the amazon wish-list for Rozy's birthday, that Amanda made, because there weren't any gifts for him. He also wondered if his kids birthday party would be any fun for him.
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From Monday's stream, haven't had time to upload it.

this nigger's melonhead grows every time I see a clip. I don't mean it figuratively I mean it literally. His head is physical huge and it's growing. It's massive and he looks like an inbred retarded version of an Easter Island head:

 

[Telemeter]

You don't get gifts on someone else's birthday, ya dingus.

Ralph has literally never, in his 37 years, been invited to anyone else's birthday party, the only ones he's ever been in are his own, so he just assumes everyone gets presents.

 

[Elmo]

Ethan became confused when looking at the amazon wish-list for Rozy's birthday, that Amanda made, because there weren't any gifts for him. He also wondered if his kids birthday party would be any fun for him.
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From Monday's stream, haven't had time to upload it.

He also commented that the gifts "aren't very Ralphamale" and that he deserves to get a gift too because... reasons. He claimed to only be joking but it's pretty obvious as to why he turned a 1 year old's birthday event into a spite Xander's Amazon wishlist competition and also about himself.

 

[DoomSayer]

Ethan became confused when looking at the amazon wish-list for Rozy's birthday, that Amanda made, because there weren't any gifts for him. He also wondered if his kids birthday party would be any fun for him.
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From Monday's stream, haven't had time to upload it.

https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1636093528601247747

 

[Grotesque Bushes]

Ethan became confused when looking at the amazon wish-list for Rozy's birthday, that Amanda made, because there weren't any gifts for him. He also wondered if his kids birthday party would be any fun for him.
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From Monday's stream, haven't had time to upload it.

He's an honest to God nigger.
The fun should come from you seeing your child's first birthday and the joy of her growing into the world. You're supposed to enjoy raising your child. Never have I loathed this goblin as I do now.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1636093528601247747

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Ralph, sir, did you watch that little clip of yourself? Do you care that one day your children might see what you looked like & the gross stuff you’ve said, all while mumbling like a homeless schizophrenic?
And they will feel that you didn’t love them enough to pull yourself together and be a real father to them. You’d rather literally pickle your brain before their first birthdays. Great fucking joke, ha ha ha!

Not my fault! You look and sound legitimately retarded.

 

[Shush]

Ethan claims its a joke.

Why wouldn't he say that in the clip then?

No, I think as it's been said, while sad, Ethan has never been invited to someone else's birthday party before. So he doesn't know he doesn't get gifts.

I do feel sorry for Rozy, that her father can't afford gifts for her first birthday. But at least his fan's are stepping up to the plate.

 

[Die For Me!]

So Ralph was desperate to get his 6th hour transvestite fund met yesterday, and since he was already streaming passed his 5 hours to meet it, he also promised to go out and eat somewhere. He ended up streaming at this bar and sitting in the corner under this retarded light and just sat there and said very little for 25 minutes, he later performed a wage quit when no one donated a single Peso.

(following clip is already posted in the Ali Jamal thread)
Ralph, who is very very wealthy & and is sitting on an easy 200k in the bank right now, begs a pig in chat to give him 25 dollars for a Lawyer:

(spoiler alert, pay pig didn't fall for ralphs BS)

Ralph said he liked sitting under this shitty blue light because it made him look like a mob boss... I don't know about you guys, but he looks a lot more like a loser to me:

 

[Mr. Manchester]

He looks like a grumpy toddler in this one.

Baby want sewpur chyats? Baby gonna invite you to another retard baby's bwifday pawdy?

 

[Anomalous Coward]

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Can we take a second here to acknowledge how utterly terrible his stream layout is?

One third of the screen is YouTube suggestions.

Another third is his fat face in live cam and static image form with his beg bar at the bottom.

The middle third is a clusterfuck of chat scroll and half of a YouTube video.

Ralph had his face cam in a tiny keyhole in the corner because he doesn't want us to see the mountain of garbage he lives inside.

 

[thebigdream]

So Ralph was desperate to get his 6th hour transvestite fund met yesterday, and since he was already streaming passed his 5 hours to meet it, he also promised to go out and eat somewhere. He ended up streaming at this bar and sitting in the corner under this retarded light and just sat there and said very little for 25 minutes, he later performed a wage quit when no one donated a single Peso.

(following clip is already posted in the Ali Jamal thread)
Ralph, who is very very wealthy & and is sitting on an easy 200k in the bank right now, begs a pig in chat to give him 25 dollars for a Lawyer:
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(spoiler alert, pay pig didn't fall for ralphs BS)

Ralph said he liked sitting under this shitty blue light because it made him look like a mob boss... I don't know about you guys, but he looks a lot more like a loser to me:
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Ralph...buddy...this is so sad

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

Looks like a blue orb from Devil May Cry. Which is appropriate since they already have that emote of him looking like a red orb.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

I'm blue I'm a fat feeble guy
and I'll seethe til I die
and I sleep in a sty