Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

Harman Smith has posted several more Rekieta retardation videos. Local copy incoming, will need to DL&compress first and my net sucks. Does he get considered an orbiter/detractor?

@Null got a mention for being a "Noseguard".
Edit: I'm 99% this Harman is reading the farms because he spouts the majority if not identical points to what the farms have said.
Edit 2: Compressed videos attached, vid quality not good
(or important imho) but Grift Scam Cope is ~14 mb down from 128 mb. Sorry, Opus giving me issues right now.

 

[dustnight]

Also, does the lolpope picture in the GSG remind you of cults? It feels like he's trying to call the degenerates crusade.

All hail Pope Ree'tardés Bal'do I!
long may he swing!

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

My fellow Kiwis, the time is dire. Nick needs our help, desperately. I have no qualms to donate to him; this is a battle for free speech itself.

We must secure the Balldo in our wife and a future for Nick’s Mustang.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

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All hail Ree'tardés Bal'do!
long may he swing!

The scales being filled with money make him so Jewish he'll be saying that Montegraph cost him 6 million shrekels next.

 

[AnOminous]

My fellow Kiwis, the time is dire. Nick needs our help, desperately. I have no qualms to donate to him; this is a battle for free speech itself.

Nick should just go suck a bunch of dicks at that gay bar he likes so much. I'm sure a couple nights of guzzling cum will pay for his legal defense.

 

[Swole McPole]

I decided to take the lawsuit seriously and hired one of the best defamation lawyers out there, Marc Randazza, a true champion of free speech. Marc and I have a tepid history, but he took on the opportunity to defend speech while I took on the opportunity to be his most difficult client (and the roster is...impressive).

This bit makes me hoot. He's posturing as though him and Randazza are a pair of heroes, engaged in a titanic struggle against an oppressive state determined to take away their free speech rights.

In fact, the reality is that Rekieta repeatedly called some broke-assed retard a paedophile, and begged that guy to sue him because he believed he was bulletproof and the guy wouldn't have the resources to fund an action against him. And NOW he wants YOU to pay for it. He could have apologized and settled for a tiny fraction of what this is going to cost him, but when you believe other people are always going to pay all your bills, you don't need to make the same calculations normal people do.

Meanwhile, if Randazza was a REAL champion of free speech, he'd be doing it on contingency -- like Monty's lawyer. The reality is, like the rest of us, Randazza sees a lolcow , ripe for the milking -- and milk him he shall.

Keep paying those bills, Nick. That $6k will be just a drop in the ocean.

 

[sum ting wong]

Maybe Nick should have set some goal amounts in the givesendgo as incentives. Something like "24 hour stream if I reach the goal", or since he's not returning the money if he wins, how about "some sort of gift to the first 5000 people to donate". You can have these for free Nick, I'll charge you if you want more.

 

[Cynthia Behave]

A better version of the grift.
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Hey guys, this is Nick. I run a pretend law firm in Central Minnesota and a lifestyle channel where I can talk about myself to a bunch of wine moms.

If you're here, you probably know that I went on stream several months ago and literally begged a nobody named Montagraph to sue me. And wouldn't you know it, he did. Really surprised me. I didn't really understand at the time that lawsuits cost money. My plan to defend myself in the case didn't work out. Now thinking about it after, I've decided that you should pay all my bills for the case.

Since Metokur is now dead, I'm going to hijack his name to raise money for myself. Lets pretend that Metokur loved me and was my best friend. He would have wanted you to give me all your money. Do it for Jim.

I was also briefly banned from Youtube. So you should give me money because of that.

Even though Monty's case was a bad one and probably could have been effectively taken care of by an number of attorneys, I decided to hire the most expensive defamation attorney I could find. In the past I attacked Marc Randazza on a number of occasions, but he was willing to take a whole lot of my money to make that better.

Also remember, how I "helped out" people like Ty Beard during my time broadcasting. Together we raised a ton of money to help Ty Beard get on the job training as a defamation attorney. I really didn't know who Ty Beard was at the time but I'm glad we and Vic Mignogna were able to give this Ty Beard person so much well-deserved help.

I don't really need your money, but give it to me anyway. Give me all of it. Give until it hurts. If you don't give me money, you hate my children. And if you don't have money, try to convince anyone you know with money to give it to me.

Together we can make Marc Randazza slightly richer than he already is. We can also together spend hundreds of thousands of dollars to prove that a weirdo like Monty is indeed a weirdo.

Just putting this here bc it deserves a repeat, and not everyone reads every page - I've had to send it to several people today who just pop in and out.

 

[Canoodler]

Maybe Nick should have set some goal amounts in the givesendgo as incentives. Something like "24 hour stream if I reach the goal", or since he's not returning the money if he wins, how about "some sort of gift to the first 5000 people to donate". You can have these for free Nick, I'll charge you if you want more.

That would require Nick to not be a lazy faggot.

 

[sneedem&feedem]

In fact, the reality is that Rekieta repeatedly called some broke-assed retard a paedophile, and begged that guy to sue him because he believed he was bulletproof and the guy wouldn't have the resources to fund an action against him. And NOW he wants YOU to pay for it. He could have apologized and settled for a tiny fraction of what this is going to cost him, but when you believe other people are always going to pay all your bills, you don't need to make the same calculations normal people do.

If Nick got competent council in Minnesota or (insert wherever Montegraph actually lives) he could've likely leaned on him enough to get away with just never mentioning Montegraph again on his channel. No apology, retraction or even money.

 

[Car Won't Crank]

Nick is opening a door to financial dependency on his fans that never fully closes for a lot of online personalities.

Unsolicited income from fans via superchats is one thing, but to actively solicit money from fans and asking your colleagues to do so on your behalf is not a good sign. Even if Nick was claiming to be destitute like other e-baggers, the responsible thing to do would be to get a real job like a productive member of society and try to make it on your own steam before asking others for help (especially if you're in financial disarray due to your own actions).

If Nick has proven he can't handle money, then giving him more won't solve the issue.

(edit: spelling)

So what you're saying is this is the beginning of the DSP arc. We can denote the phases of Nick since the great unbecoming with other lolcows at this point.

 

[Father Balldo]

So what you're saying is this is the beginning of the DSP arc. We can denote the phases of Nick since the great unbecoming with other lolcows at this point.

DSP, Gunt, Dick Masterson, et. al. He is aiming to be the fully realized LOLcow, an amalgamation of all the LOLS in one cow.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Maybe Nick should have set some goal amounts in the givesendgo as incentives. Something like "24 hour stream if I reach the goal", or since he's not returning the money if he wins, how about "some sort of gift to the first 5000 people to donate". You can have these for free Nick, I'll charge you if you want more.

He still owes a 24 hour 100k sub stream.

His LOCALS 5k supporter gift is still in limbo.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

So what you're saying is this is the beginning of the DSP arc. We can denote the phases of Nick since the great unbecoming with other lolcows at this point.

It is the DSP arc when you think about it. Instead of jizzing on stream it was balldos in his wife.

I did nothing wrong, I did absolutely nothing wrong! This sick, childfucker named Montygraph is trying to silence my free speech with this cunt named Schnieder!

 

[feral cat #6385]

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He's gonna need a new logo pretty soon if he keeps this up.

That's a good start but needs to be more merchant looking. He is (((Polish))) after all.

Maybe Nick should have set some goal amounts in the givesendgo as incentives. Something like "24 hour stream if I reach the goal", or since he's not returning the money if he wins, how about "some sort of gift to the first 5000 people to donate". You can have these for free Nick, I'll charge you if you want more.

Cute how he doesn't even pretend to be on the level now. No donating any leftover funds to charity. He is just going to straight out pocket them. Quite a change from the Vic go fund me. At the end of the day Nick is the scumbag everyone thought he was. Lawtwitter was right. Ron Toye was right. J. Shawn LeMoine was right.

Here's to a malicious A-LOG ruining his day.

 

[Bitcoin Henchman]

I did nothing wrong, I did absolutely nothing wrong! This sick, childfucker named Montygraph is trying to silence my free speech with this cunt named Schnieder!

Playing the victim already makes him look like a bitch but playing the victim to a retard makes him look like a massive pussy faggot

 

[Swole McPole]

If Nick got competent council in Minnesota or (insert wherever Montegraph actually lives) he could've likely leaned on him enough to get away with just never mentioning Montegraph again on his channel. No apology, retraction or even money.

Sure -- isn't that all Monty ever wanted? For Nick to shut up and stop talking about him?

But I was thinking worst case scenario. Had he had competent representation and attempted to settle right at the very start, what's the most it could it have cost him? $5k $7k at the very outside? $2k as a token payment to Monty. $3k-5k to a local lawyer to cut the deal? Some announcement that they'd settled on his channel.

It'd be worth that much just to make the stress go away and not to have to deal with it any more. Yet so far he's blown $50k, he's begging to try and raise another $50k which can't come close to covering the total costs if he has to go to trial. But rather than fold, he just keeps doubling down. Pouring in good money after bad. And where's the upside for him? Hundreds of thousands to defend your right to call someone a paedo is not a hill I'd want to die on.

I swear you've got to be retarded to fight a defamation lawsuit if you can possibly avoid it.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

Andrew Wahoo is the MN manlet who is personal friends of the Rekieta's. He used to be AndrewWarsnowboard on YouTube. He's the tiny manlet in all the pictures and who soy raged at ElissaClips.

Remember that 20 minute diatribe on loyalty and Elissa? That was him.

That's a familiar name. He's gotta be up there with CGoody for the number of superchats he sent Nick since I'd hear his name on stream 3-4 times on average. The manlet thing is understandable (he's like 5'5 lmao), but what else about him makes him need Nick as his e-daddy? Is he like CGoody and is a total pothead washout? Interested in learning more.

 

[Spaded Dave]

So who thinks we're gonna get a 10 minute rant about how "The prudes are keeping people from donating reeee" lol, I expect him to be salty people are calling him out for begging for money, and try to set the record straight on how "you don't HAVE to donate, I don't know why you think I want to MAKE you donate reeeeee" or something along those lines

We're going to get a rant, and Nick is going to play the victim and act like he's some hero fighting both Monty AND the Farms. It will be funny, but it's not going to be as funny as it could be because of this.

Spoiler: Don't Do This

This shit is gay, unnecessary, and the only thing it serves to do is give Nick ammo to call himself a victim. The worst part about it is that it makes him right when he doesn't have to be. Nick will fail on his own, and we will point and laugh. Anyone else thinking up shit like this I would highly advise you to reconsider. Nick is going to milk his paypigs regardless of the medium he chooses to fundraise. Laugh at the fundraiser and the hypocrisy and the sheer greed while pointing to his exorbitant purchases and braggart tendencies. Don't go Karening to the GSG managers trying to get his fundraiser shut down because all you're going to do is wind up own-goaling yourself into making him a legitimately sympathetic character in the situation.

Besides, the more money he has the more dumbass Hail Mary legal strategies he can attempt and you cannot tell me you don't want to see more of that. In the end the fundraiser isn't going to help him all that much because he is milking an ever-shrinking base of paypigs who will, for the most part, simply be making a decision as to whether they Superchat their $20 or they GSG their $20. Not many of them are going to be giving him more than they already would.

TLDR: This is faggotry, knock it off.

 

[BillyBobJoe]

first time posting here....been lurking for a few years now....had this idea for a meme for Nick....hope you guys like it lol