Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[Tangled Headphones]

"A bold act of gender non conformity" bro it's a woman wearing braids.

 

[it's pronounced gif]

I got as far as her mentioning the "Third Reich" and then closed it instinctively in an act of mental self-preservation jfc

 

[Pee Your Pants]

I usually cold read Staph's stories to my friends but this is the one time I am glad that I read it on my own beforehand. If I had tried to pronounce some of that shit off the cuff out loud it would have induced a stroke. Every jarring pronoun made my brain hiccup, I swear.

I beg of you all to read it because it is absolutely fucking MENTAL.

If you need convincing: a gender special sees a golden light appear in a forest, which turns into a naked man ('he even had an erection' ) then out of modesty, and to make her feel comfortable, he shape shifts into wearing a fucking PRISON JUMPSUIT, out of all the clothes you could wear to reassure someone. It's basically going to be a fantasy world version of A Complicated Man. It is fucking wild. She's gone mental in the most entertaining way possible.

Edit: Read this to my friends and I barely made it through from wheeze laughing and crying. Why the fuck is Jeffrey Dahmer's ghost in Germany speaking Old German. My sides.

 

[JaneThough]

The opening paragraph is Ebony Darkness Dementia Raven Way-tier, dear fucking Christ.

I mean, obviously without the charm and potential self-awareness.

Spoiler: Spoilers

Also I'm pretty sure it is about this German fairy prinxeszsx meeting the ghost of Jeffrey Dahmer, whose first act is to cry and then make out with "xier".

Girl. You know she has been patting herself on the back for THE most important piece of trans literature ever.

 

[p0mm3rz]

Girl. You know she has been patting herself on the back for THE most important piece of trans literature ever.

This fanfic threw the first brick at Stonewall.

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

Why can't I see them in the latest saggy boobs fetlife video then? Does she identify as an abs-haver?

 

[Humbert Humbert]

I hate you all for encouraging me to read this. I’ve sustained less brain damage from compiling her shit from her Jeffrey Dahmer fanblog. It started out funny but then it wouldn’t stop until we hit the prison jumpsuit transformation part. I was considering reading this to Lolita tomorrow night, but I can’t even read it myself (and Lolita would not let me inflict that type of pain anyways).

Glad to see that Stephanie, despite having a mini meltdown, still went through with the fanfic she mentioned before she found the callout blog.

I’m scared about the library bj one.

She’s not said anything very interesting, just the usual

 

[PBR Streetgang]

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Is this seriously Stephanie bragging about her "little autistic brain" figuring out...that licking wounds helps them to heal?
Something that is not only proven by research, but made evident by the instincts of most mammals? Even my half-retarded dog who will eat his own puke?
Real big brain stuff going on here lol

 

[Faglock Holmes]

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Ahhh, written exactly like someone who has never thrown up blood for any reason before.

Licking your wounds isn’t autistic. Telling people that you like the taste of blood is, however, pretty autistic.

 

[Vandy2]

I hate you all for encouraging me to read this. I’ve sustained less brain damage from compiling her shit from her Jeffrey Dahmer fanblog. It started out funny but then it wouldn’t stop until we hit the prison jumpsuit transformation part. I was considering reading this to Lolita tomorrow night, but I can’t even read it myself (and Lolita would not let me inflict that type of pain anyways).

Glad to see that Stephanie, despite having a mini meltdown, still went through with the fanfic she mentioned before she found the callout blog.
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I’m scared about the library bj one.

She’s not said anything very interesting, just the usual
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Why Germany? Is it because I pointed out Jacquin's Aryan fetish that Gyro had to join in too?
Also if they encountered Dahmer masturbating in Public they wouldn't show off their sad boobs, they'd immediately call 911 and tell everyone about how they were sexually assaulted by a white man. Because masturbating in public is a sexual offense. But that tracks for someone who gets off to rape and pedophilia I guess.

 

[Soft Boiled Egg]

I love how on top of all of this moralising about how ackshually, Germany literally loves eugenics and murdering people and everyone is a Nazi, staph is the quintessential stereotype of the fat white Yank who has never left America or even travelled cross-country who probably refers to the entire continent of Europe as though it's a country. then, on top of THAT, I keep forgetting this fucking fic is going to be about JEFF DAHMER!!! I feel like I've literally taken a blow to the head. she's really outdone herself this time.

speaking of disabilities, learn to use paragraphs correctly, staph, you illiterate wet wipe. trying to chip through this giant text of wall while already having to deal with made-up pronouns and entire sentences in a language the author has admitted she can't understand is nightmare enough!

 

[Meowzers]

idk if this post from the nonprofit page was shared, but more "i'm being targeted by KIWI FARMS for being an autistic trans do NOT look at my thread on www.kiwifarms.net all the screenshots of me talking to kids are all lies." also it's not really leaking info if it was a public blog to begin with yarbles bby. also who's the artist friend? is it rabies?

 

[Vandy2]

idk if this post from the nonprofit page was shared, but more "i'm being targeted by KIWI FARMS for being an autistic trans do NOT look at my thread on www.kiwifarms.net all the screenshots of me talking to kids are all lies." also it's not really leaking info if it was a public blog to begin with yarbles bby. also who's the artist friend? is it rabies?
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Talking in third person. Mentioning the Tumblr call-out when no one would of known about it otherwise. Alluding to fellow cow Rabbie Davis. Making sure everyone knows they're a victim and not a bad person even though none of the handful of people who even view the page would ever know about it. Forgetting that they've sent slurs while pretending to be Michael Jackson and Richard Ramirez to send racist anon hate and that every mark against them is from their own documented words, not lies.
Gyro is so delightfully fucking stupid, I love everything about this. Truly, what a complete narcissistic idiot. The unwarranted self importance is off the charts.

 

[Simon]

Admit it, Staph, you love the attention us Farmers give you. Otherwise, you wouldn't mention us so frequently. There are many, many cows who know they have threads, some with thousands of pages, that never mention us. And for the most part, their threads have little impact on their day to day. The fact that Steph keeps bringing us up & keeps mentioning how much damage we do says more about her than us.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

idk if this post from the nonprofit page was shared, but more "i'm being targeted by KIWI FARMS for being an autistic trans do NOT look at my thread on www.kiwifarms.net all the screenshots of me talking to kids are all lies." also it's not really leaking info if it was a public blog to begin with yarbles bby. also who's the artist friend? is it rabies?
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This is the most professional statement that Stephanie has ever made in regards to Kiwifarms, and the first ive ever seen where she gives a shit about the other troons we’ve allegedly killed. Usually it’s ME ME ME.

Also we have not said anything about her scamming, and sales aren’t helped by the fact that the product looks like a 5 year old autist’s fingerpaintings about political waxing they know nothing about.

Edit: lmao about us targeting any neurodivergent person, literally 80% of the site is actual retards so it’s basically just retard warfare at this point.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

I love how on top of all of this moralising about how ackshually, Germany literally loves eugenics and murdering people and everyone is a Nazi

Unlike Staph, Germany takes full responsibilities for atrocities committed and vocally condemns such behavior.

 

[JaneThough]

This is the most professional statement that Stephanie has ever made in regards to Kiwifarms, and the first ive ever seen where she gives a shit about the other troons we’ve allegedly killed. Usually it’s ME ME ME.

Also we have not said anything about her scamming, and sales aren’t helped by the fact that the product looks like a 5 year old autist’s fingerpaintings about political waxing they know nothing about.

Edit: lmao about us targeting any neurodivergent person, literally 80% of the site is actual retards so it’s basically just retard warfare at this point.

She only "cares about other troons" because it is making the point which is about her. For someone who hates Trump she is exactly like him on this regard.

 

[Vi0l3t]

Chapter 1 of Stephanie’s new literary masterwork is now available (archive), mock-German neopronouns and all. For once in my life I (and my long-suffering lolcow book club) have actually read this installment prior to posting it. I’d try to summarize the highlights but the entire thing is a highlight. Please just go experience this trainwreck for yourself

God that was annoying as fuck to read.

 

[glass_houses]

Also we have not said anything about her scamming

We have, or at least some off us have. This is highly likely to refer to us questioning the ten grand grant that was awarded to her 'organisation'.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

I think the "scamming" in question is related to her friend Marissa "Rabbie" Davis' thread, not her