Eugenia Cooney - Youtube's Reigning uwu Cute, Emo ana-chan Supreme, had a child molester for a discord moderator

Passacaille said:
Don't forget about spikes! Eugenia loves her spikes, so her black leather coffin has to be covered in them.

And she has to be buried in a coffin, because I'm afraid she has too little body fat to accomplish a successful cremation. Fuel expenses will be too high. Fortunately we can dry her in the sun like beef jerky, and then grind her mummified corpse into meat powder, as if we were preparing to make pemmican survival food.

I'm sorry, this is terrible! Eugenia, please don't die and get turned into dry food! Drink some broth or something!
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Immediately made me think of this scene :lit:

How ironic it would be if Eugenia who never eats turned into someone's food.
 
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Battery Low said:
We're in Beauty Parlour [edit: forgot it's called the "salon" these days!]... Expecting people not to comment on her hideously tacky, plastic garb is akin to wandering into the Thunderdome and being all :surprised-pickachu: over someone sperging out about the Jews again.
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She's in death fats now not Beauty Salon. Death Fats users are a tougher, more autistic crowd.

But many of the Beauty Salon users still use this thread and being obsessed with what she wears is also very female thing to do.
 
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Dragged Into Sunlight said:
So she's past the point of no return now, right?

Like even if she did start eating she's still gonna die in a decade or so from complications?
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Not necessarily, like all things in medicine, it's a total crap shoot. I've said this in the Ashley thread, but I've seen anorexics at her level (or at least near it) who did manage to recover and even occasionally have healthy pregnancies (well, a live birth at any rate, how they might've fucked up their children psychologically later on, I have no idea). Of course those cases weren't real long-haul anas like the ones in Deathfats (lul) but it's not unheard of to reach a similar state of equilibrium for a while if they establish those habits young. Actually if you exclude suicide, if they die before 30, from what I've seen, it's almost always related to incredible binge/purge sessions, Munchausens self-harm, refeeding syndrome following either an earnest recovery attempt or forcing themselves to eat more than they can handle to evade some kind of consequence (ironic), common viruses that dehydrate them on top of their regular chronic dehydration enough to be fatal (e.g. flu or norovirus), get an injury their body can't heal correctly and throw a clot, or drug abuse of some type (tons abuse caffeine or Adderall which doesn't usually kill them, anything that depresses heart rate may though. Rarely they consume alcohol only which does as you'd expect. Occasionally they abuse prescription meds you'd never expect like Synthroid or deliberately mess with their insulin aka "diabulimia" which is obviously very dangerous).

The relationship between drug abuse and eating disorders is complicated, so all I will say is that in most cases (but my no means all) one of those behaviors is often secondary and mostly motivated by the other. In any case, the real high-octane skelly tends to be of the type that lives their entire life in service to ED and obsessing over food/"thinspo"/other time wasters, don't socialize much, don't really like the idea of becoming intoxicated in any way that threatens their sense of control over themselves, and get too tired too fast to do much that'd put them in physical danger on its own. If you lead this kind of life it's not so hard to imagine that they can keep a fragile equilibrium for quite some time. Basically this guy's right:

Tilapia said:
I see people constantly wondering how bitches like Eugenia Cooney and Ashley Isaacs stay alive for so long, even though they appear to be on their death beds, and the answer is simple: these bitches do not do anything. They do not go anywhere. They do not have real jobs. They do not have real friends. They contribute absolutely nothing to society. Most people would not be able to survive while being this thin because most people actually have real-world obligations that require at least a small degree of physical exertion. These bitches do not. They might as well already be dead.
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Though again, even the people throughout history who have been starved and forced to do hard labor in contexts of slavery, famine, or war could live quite a while, and often didn't die "of starvation" so much as they did from contaminated water, filthy conditions spreading contagious diseases, poor quality of the food they did eat, literally zero medical care except for the purposes of torture, or losing the will to live and refusing even the small amount of sustenance they could access. On the other hand, being a sweaty, gouty deathfat with a diet of modern mechanically-separated mass-produced F-grade goyslop who uses a gubmit-supplied scooter to stay under 100 steps daily is an insult to human physiology that we haven't really evolved any natural defenses against.
 
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Not sure why, but the quote/reply buttons are broken on @vanilla_pepsi_head's post for me - but I just wanted to say that it was a great post and very informative. Anywho, those new pictures are so grim. So is the vibe in this thread right now. It.. Literally looks like her teeth are falling out of her mouth, or they're about to. She doesn't have perfectly straight teeth to begin with, (not a dig at her either, I don't personally think that she has "bad teeth" so to speak) but they look like they're all bowing outwards. I know this isn't new or anything, but... Shit.

2023's going to be an interesting year. :popcorn:
 
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stingray said:
Not sure why, but the quote/reply buttons are broken on @vanilla_pepsi_head's post for me - but I just wanted to say that it was a great post and very informative. Anywho, those new pictures are so grim. So is the vibe in this thread right now. It.. Literally looks like her teeth are falling out of her mouth, or they're about to. She doesn't have perfectly straight teeth to begin with, (not a dig at her either, I don't personally think that she has "bad teeth" so to speak) but they look like they're all bowing outwards. I know this isn't new or anything, but... Shit.

2023's going to be an interesting year. :popcorn:
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Just a comparison picture to show her teeth shifting/gum recession
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Floralfeline said:
Just a comparison picture to show her teeth shifting/gum recession
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What the fuck? Did she do her makeup in both photos showing the gum recession? Because it's significantly better looking in the left photo with the yellow eyeshadow. If she did do that eye look herself, then... Yeah, starving herself is making her regress in her makeup skills to an astonishing degree.

And what the fuck are these wings?? It might be the angle at which she's looking at the camera, but the wings look totally different size/shape, lopsided. It looks like the rainbow eyeshadow is supposed to be blended, but she's done such a poor job that they just look like fat stripes.

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fatbabies said:
How could jersh talk about Eugenia and just skip over how convicted pedophile Corey Barnhill doxed her and had the police take her to the hospital? Thats what lead to Shane Dawson doc.
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What? Was she taken to a hospital against her will more than once? The only time I’m aware of is when her friends staged an intervention at their house for her and state mental evaluators 5150’d her.
 
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Fr those wondering if Eugenia still might have a ''chance'' to recover despite her physical state. This woman supposedly recovered and left social media. She went by ''Shmegeh''.

But the difference is that her Anorexia began in her late teens and her recovery occurred in her late 20's. Eugenia was arguably (based on most evidence we can come up with) a childhood Anorexic and is nearly 30 and shows no sign of slowing down in her self destruction. I see that as a very different situation even if Eugenia suddenly turned a corner and wanted to recover I think the damage is not reversible after 20 years of Anorexia.
 
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Fr those wondering if Eugenia still might have a ''chance'' to recover despite her physical state. This woman supposedly recovered and left social media. She went by ''Shmegeh''.

But the difference is that her Anorexia began in her late teens and her recovery occurred in her late 20's. Eugenia was arguably (based on most evidence we can come up with) a childhood Anorexic and is nearly 30 and shows no sign of slowing down in her self destruction. I see that as a very different situation even if Eugenia suddenly turned a corner and wanted to recover I think the damage is not reversible after 20 years of Anorexia.
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I encountered her at her place of work roughly two years ago and I doubt Shmegeh will ever be recovered, even away from the influence of the Internet. Girl is SICK. Word through the local grapevine is that she's had some level of success with recovery from alcoholism, but at some point, one has to wonder if cutting out the calories from her Franzia and cran spritzers was a health move or a diet move, when she's visibly malnourished to the point that her eyes got that rheumy old person look from atrophied muscles and lack of collagen. Or at least they did, a couple of years ago.

Sorry to derail, I'd just love to have a positive Shmegeh sighting if anyone can contribute.


At risk of sounding like a complete stalker, her car has a custom license plate and a bunch of anime stickers. It's hard to miss, and its hard to miss being hit by a cigarette butt if you're stuck in traffic anywhere near her. I haven't even seen that around the undisclosed area. Either she's lost driving privileges, she's holed up indoors now that she's aging and can't control her image, or... she dead.
 
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Party Cheese said:
I encountered her at her place of work roughly two years ago and I doubt Shmegeh will ever be recovered, even away from the influence of the Internet. Girl is SICK. Word through the local grapevine is that she's had some level of success with recovery from alcoholism, but at some point, one has to wonder if cutting out the calories from her Franzia and cran spritzers was a health move or a diet move, when she's visibly malnourished to the point that her eyes got that rheumy old person look from atrophied muscles and lack of collagen. Or at least they did, a couple of years ago.

Sorry to derail, I'd just love to have a positive Shmegeh sighting if anyone can contribute.
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Yikes. I guess the feel good stories I've heard about her getting better weren't quite true. But still better off than Eugenia.
 
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Sweetpeaa said:
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Fr those wondering if Eugenia still might have a ''chance'' to recover despite her physical state. This woman supposedly recovered and left social media. She went by ''Shmegeh''.

But the difference is that her Anorexia began in her late teens and her recovery occurred in her late 20's. Eugenia was arguably (based on most evidence we can come up with) a childhood Anorexic and is nearly 30 and shows no sign of slowing down in her self destruction. I see that as a very different situation even if Eugenia suddenly turned a corner and wanted to recover I think the damage is not reversible after 20 years of Anorexia.
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Talk about blast from the past
 
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