DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: The Side Scrollers Podcast Week of March 13th

[UaineRunei]

The guy who guessed his social security number

Guess what, that bank account wasn't his after all!

Nevermind he told us that they stole thousands of dollars from his account AND he spent another thousands of dollars hiring a lawyer to fix everything. Apparently this got memoryholed already.

 

[GiveMeTheMoney]

The sidescrollers can grift all they would like if they will give us pigroasts like this.

 

[Jasper2K]

Phil is already retconning Keem's appearance, he forgot the part where the hosts explicitly asked him if he'd be willing to talk to Keem and if not, no problem - and he accepted. Phil's making it sound like Keem just barged in uninvited. Lol.

Phils a fucking rat. Sorry Phil but Keem was nothing but respectful to you during the interview you faggot.

Phils such a fucking rat.

 

[FamicomGorby]

"I CAN'T MAKE YOU BELIEVE ME" -Dave on his "decompress/deboonk" stream.

Yes you fucking can Dave, it's called presenting evidence to support your point.

 

[Dona Morte]

He will ABSOLUTELY come back.

Craig was an ear from the past.
IT's familiar to him and he feels safe there.

He will be back.

 

[Hectic Heckler]

Uh oh he's already retconning the slave trade joke as "not racist"

 

[DeeTracktor]

Phil didnt intend for his joke about the black people in the slave trade to be racist

EDIT

 

[Free Jasper]

My favourite part was the hosts spending 5 hours calling him a liar, untrustworthy, irresponsible, outdated and bad to do business with, then piggy pipes up;

“I’d love to be a regular guest…?”

It just hung there like a bad fart.

How can pig be telling himself that went well? He must be more mentally gone than I thought.

 

[Radical Goodspeed]

Even ignoring the torture aspect of that, doing one 5 hour stream and then jumping into another 4 hour one...

Ugh, I know that's your life Phil, but goddamn. After an interview like that, I'd take the night off and either take a deep inward look, or get so shitfaced I forgot I did all that. Some days you just take the unpaid leave.

 

[FamicomGorby]

Dave in safe space with North Korea chat



Definitely won't send Craig a screenshot of his phone, says it "PUTS HIS FAMLEE IN DANGER".

 

[Agent Proper]

Today has been gold.

 

[Tsoliassssssssssssss]

600 retards on phil's stream
800 on an1337's
750 on doody's
Fuck knows how many on other restreamers.
Hmm....
He can't see a problem with that.
...but he will see the interview as a positive interaction, because he whored himself out for the tips goal of one stream.
At least 3-5 dents were negative in his chat before the stream

 

[Free Jasper]

Dave in safe space with North Korea chat

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Definitely won't send Craig a screenshot of his phone, says it "PUTS HIS FAMLEE IN DANGER".

Cornered like the fucking rat he is.

Either say you don’t trust Craig and lose your future guest spot or show the account. There is no option C.

 

[JPG]

Part 2 needs to show this picture/video. What was this on your phone DSP?

 

[Need Help With Tips]

I just can't believe he thought it would be a good idea to fess up that he currently plays WWEC on the podcast and that he spends any money on it. Not that it's a secret, but I can't see how even some of the more pignosed dents wouldn't wake up hearing it straight from the pig's mouth. We went from "I've never played WWEC to "I've never played WWEC champions, but I do play mobile games" "I did play WWEC champions but that was a long time ago", we've finally arrived at "I'm currently playing WWEC and I've spent more than $100 on it" while openly discussing how he "used to be" addicted to buying shit in those games.

Also loved the bit when he said he's spent 15 bucks or so on the new SF Duel mobile game because mobile games give you a lot of good purchase offers when you're new to them. Dude is the perfect gacha customer

 

[Poo Twister]

My god! He actually thinks his appearance on the podcast was successful.

 

[DeeTracktor]

Part 2 needs to show this picture/video. What was this on your phone DSP?

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Phil said he plays mobile games, WWEChampions included, and he only spends $15 a month on them

 

[FamicomGorby]

Part 2 needs to show this picture/video. What was this on your phone DSP?

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He retconned today to say he's always played WWE Champions now. But he only spends $15 a month on it guyz, and it's totally not the account that had the same username that's used on multiple sites.

 

[hector85]

I wonder who the 63 people were who disliked this

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the same ones crying about being attacked for defending phil.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

Dave in safe space with North Korea chat

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Definitely won't send Craig a screenshot of his phone, says it "PUTS HIS FAMLEE IN DANGER".

Fucking idiot. Just rip it off, bitch. We have him dead to rights several times over on the WWE champions thing. At this point him showing the actual phone would be more for his sake than ours. Like confessing your sins to a priest. He'd probably LOOK healthier when he does.