DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: The Side Scrollers Podcast Week of March 13th

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phil confirming he will not send the photo to craig, because it won't convince 100% of everyone on the planet instantly, so don't bother.

so lemmie get this straight. phil wants to be on the regular of the podcast, phil wants people to believe him and not think he's a liar.

but he won't prove that he isn't a liar, to ostensibly the only people he should care, because other people, who he claims don't matter, won't believe him?

good reasonin' fat boy.
 
phil confirming he will not send the photo to craig, because it won't convince 100% of everyone on the planet instantly, so don't bother.

so lemmie get this straight. phil wants to be on the regular of the podcast, phil wants people to believe him and not think he's a liar.

but he won't prove that he isn't a liar, to ostensibly the only people he should care, because other people, who he claims don't matter, won't believe him?

good reasonin' fat boy.
Don't mention doing it on video/live stream. That would endanger his family.
 
Amazing how when put on the spot the pigman threw out any lies he could without thinking to try and deflect from the truth. Oh yeah I do play WWEC but I just don't spend as much money as they say on it. My 5k business expenses go on my secret medical issue and some kind of legal fees. My bank leaks were not real but they did steal my money and I can't explain how they faked it to accurately. My wife khet was being beaten by her ex. So much new "lore" quickly thought up on the fly.

I also love how the usual escort saga story he loves to tell didn't work at all and left the hosts confused as to why he brought it up.

What Keem was saying about it all being about the content, I think that was what Craig was thinking with this entire thing. He made it look like it would be a softball interview by dismissing all the evidence on social media and asking people to show their faces, this gave Phil a false sense of security. Then they absolutely demolished him once he showed up. Everyone got what they wanted but Phil, we got entertainment, Sidescrollers got views and money.

The thing is though that it was entirely fair to Phil. They gave him all the time to explain himself, they kept telling him to only talk about what he was comfortable about revealing, this could of been a win for Phil as well if he took the opportunity to be honest for once, but it's Phil, so he just lied as usual and made himself look even worse. That was your last chance to earn any brownie points Phil but you are too lost in your own delusional narc world.
 
One of the things I was interested in seeing in real time was pignosis on normal (ish) people. It was quite a sight to behold. You could pin point the moments where Phil would begin the routine and they just didn't go for it, like at all. The real surprise was when they started reverse pignosis on him. You could see it in Phil's eyes, he had the look of someone who had just witnessed an elephant talk, just sheer disbelief.
 
You might be right, as Phil is doing victory laps right now all hopped up on copium.
It's really astounding the amounts of delusion he's under. He came across like an actual child, especially during the finance part. He was completely frazzled coming up with even $100 of business expenses when asked to account for $5k. At some point he was seemed to confuse about the difference between business and personal expenses. He couldn't wrap his head around it.

His mind is extremely fractured if he thinks that went well. No PL, but I've sat a lot of exams in my life, and I always knew when I embarrassed myself.
 
You might be right, as Phil is doing victory laps right now all hopped up on copium.
Now I know you're lying because he can't even go up and down the stairs without losing his breath. I'll say victory chairspins. But this is once again him moving the goalpost so that he gets to win no matter what. He knows this will all blow over in a few months. It's gonna be a gin fueled night in the burbell house tonight.
 
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