DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: The Side Scrollers Podcast Week of March 13th

[Iron Hamster]

So what happened with the human-style female that was on the podcast before?

since they've done their research, I'm sure she was left off so as to not have to be subject to Phail and his bullshit.

 

[Crooked 16th]

So what happened with the human-style female that was on the podcast before?

I don't think she wanted to deal with Phil she kinda roasted him on her Twitter.

https://twitter.com/BlabberingC

 

[It Goofy]

Because that wasn't his bank account, but he did get his identity stolen at that exact same time! It's just weird that some of those charges are the exact same charges on his bank account!

Can't explain it, dude.

I was listening to the thing live while at work, and when I heard him say that the bank account wasn't his, I had to shut my damn door I was laughing so hard. So Phil, let me understand this, someone is so hell bent on making you look bad, they will go to all the places in Renton you frequent, and spend THOUSANDS of dollars of their own money just to prove you waste money like a drunken sailor on stupid shit like mobile games, Doordash, and booze. I have to admit, the guys on the show tried to dig deeper than I thought they would, and Phil looked pretty rattled a lot of times.

The other thing I thought was funny was the "DDOS Attack." I guarantee he was planning to use that as his ace in the hole to get the fuck out of there if the forbidden math kept getting revealed.

"Oh shit, are you guys there!? I think they're doing the DDOS again!!"
"We hear you just fine..."

 

[Paladin Derich]

I was very impressed with this interview. They did a great job in bringing the piggy to a slow boil. Great stuff.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

I was listening to the thing live while at work, and when I heard him say that the bank account wasn't his, I had to shut my damn door I was laughing so hard. So Phil, let me understand this, someone is so hell bent on making you look bad, they will go to all the places in Renton you frequent, and spend THOUSANDS of dollars of their own money just to prove you waste money like a drunken sailor on stupid shit like mobile games, Doordash, and booze. I have to admit, the guys on the show tried to dig deeper than I thought they would, and Phil looked pretty rattled a lot of times.

The other thing I thought was funny was the "DDOS Attack." I guarantee he was planning to use that as his ace in the hole to get the fuck out of there if the forbidden math kept getting revealed.

"Oh shit, are you guys there!? I think they're doing the DDOS again!!"
"We hear you just fine..."

For those who weren't around when it happened, the "bank leaks" started when some random detractor called his bank's automated self-help line and used a combination of personal info from the bankruptcy docs, other places and pure guessing (if I recall) to access DSP's account and then had the robot voice read off transactions. Then he posted about it here and others pitched in to help document as much as possible because everyone assumed the account would be locked down immediately. It wasn't just one detractor who presented all the recordings it was several. The level of conspiracy and resources required to fake all that would challenge most state-sponsored intelligence agencies.

 

[FamicomGorby]

I was listening to the thing live while at work, and when I heard him say that the bank account wasn't his, I had to shut my damn door I was laughing so hard. So Phil, let me understand this, someone is so hell bent on making you look bad, they will go to all the places in Renton you frequent, and spend THOUSANDS of dollars of their own money just to prove you waste money like a drunken sailor on stupid shit like mobile games, Doordash, and booze. I have to admit, the guys on the show tried to dig deeper than I thought they would, and Phil looked pretty rattled a lot of times.

The other thing I thought was funny was the "DDOS Attack." I guarantee he was planning to use that as his ace in the hole to get the fuck out of there if the forbidden math kept getting revealed.

"Oh shit, are you guys there!? I think they're doing the DDOS again!!"
"We hear you just fine..."

Him saying the bank leak wasn't him is just so on its face retarded.

First of all the info was gained by calling the automated phone system at BOA. After Boof figured out Dave's info anyone could call up BOA and get the same info, so the account was 100% verified to be real. Second, Boof figured out Dave's info from his bankruptcy filings, again something anyone could verify themselves. Third, the only way it's not Dave is it would be someone who has account info similar to Dave, also lives in Renton, spends a ton on paypal/itunes, and makes transactions that line up with Dave's streaming schedule.

This is the kind of follow up info that makes me wish Craig had someone more knowledgeable feeding him info in real time, walk Dave through the exact info and make him explain it.

 

[Iron Hamster]

 

[N0thingICanDo]

"Rich is a whorrre"

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Him saying the bank leak wasn't him is just so on its face retarded.

First of all the info was gained by calling the automated phone system at BOA. After Boof figured out Dave's info anyone could call up BOA and get the same info, so the account was 100% verified to be real. Second, Boof figured out Dave's info from his bankruptcy filings, again something anyone could verify themselves. Third, the only way it's not Dave is it would be someone who has account info similar to Dave, also lives in Renton, spends a ton on paypal/itunes, and makes transactions that line up with Dave's streaming schedule.

This is the kind of follow up info that makes me wish Craig had someone more knowledgeable feeding him info in real time, walk Dave through the exact info and make him explain it.

I think Craig knew but had to ride the fence the entire interview. He ran the risk that calling him out on any one specific thing with hard receipts immediately ends the show. He deserves a ton of credit for that. I got the feeling he knew a lot more backstory then he let on the entire time.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Him saying the bank leak wasn't him is just so on its face retarded.

First of all the info was gained by calling the automated phone system at BOA. After Boof figured out Dave's info anyone could call up BOA and get the same info, so the account was 100% verified to be real. Second, Boof figured out Dave's info from his bankruptcy filings, again something anyone could verify themselves. Third, the only way it's not Dave is it would be someone who has account info similar to Dave, also lives in Renton, spends a ton on paypal/itunes, and makes transactions that line up with Dave's streaming schedule.

This is the kind of follow up info that makes me wish Craig had someone more knowledgeable feeding him info in real time, walk Dave through the exact info and make him explain it.

He made his 'not my account' even worse by not shutting up after he stated that. Why would he need to contact his financial institutions if it wasn't his account (his tale today)

"Rich is a whorrre"

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speaking of retards......................

I hope Rekieta listened in. I look forward to his opinion.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

More archives the better.

1080p Odyssey archive, just in case.

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[Sicko Hunter]

He was socially awkward, his mannerisms and body language came across as creepy and weird compared to them and the way he was seemingly completely unaware he was being cooked alive by these guys made it seem like normies bullying a certified sped.

These are textbook symptoms of autism for anyone still doubting he's on the spectrum. There are smart autistics and low IQ ones liked Phil.

 

[Beverly Sutphin]

It really shows just how unprepared Phil was for it. He walked straight into this still thinking he was about to get another quarter pounder and instead got 2 people with a functioning brain. He thought that all he'd need was a few rehearsed narratives and it immediately blew up in his face, especially when he had a spiel calling himself the "most prolific content creator" and was caught completely off guard by crigler calling it a delusion of grandeur. It was like he never noticed that Craig and Adam both asked for information prior to the podcast and just expected to bullshit his way to bigger and brighter things.

Bingo! He didn't take Craig and Adam to not only call him out on his bullshit, but to have the detractors to give him those nuggets of truth. He thought "Oh, it's gonna be softball questions." Nope! Adam said that he was an "honest asshole" - I can relate - and even said that he "distrusted the guy." Adam became a detractor before our very eyes. Dave thought it was gonna be a QuarterPounder 2.0 "interview", instead it turned into a full on police interrogation and a full on intervention with both Craig and Adam to basically what we've been telling Dave for years: get a actual job! Phil being Phil, he said that "No job is going to want to hire a 40 year old out of the job market for over ten years that's gonna pay what I make." Adam being so fucking BASED, he said " Not with that attitude they won't. You sound like you've given up." Phil SHUT immediately up RIGHT after that. When Phil goes quiet and moves on from a subject, it's the truth.

Also, with the whole Keem thing and him bringing up the $50K, he (Keem) did mention that the "$50K would've solved all of your problems." Phil laughed and went "You have no idea what goes on behind the scenes." Him snickering at that statement SCREAMED "Yeah, the money would've helped ree level up in WWE Champions, but I'm NOT going to tell you that." I think the ONLY way Phil would've taken the money is if Keem NEVER blasted it publicly. Also, how everything should've been done via e-mail and not a quick five minute phone call shows that Phil needs serious fucking help! Craig and Adam mentioned to Phil that he needs to seek psychiatric help.

Also, the whole Boogie and Wings fight. Jesus CHRIST! Phil went on his whole fucking grandstand about how it was "wrong", Adam coming in with a SHOT said something that I loved: "So, they're adults. What business is it of yours to tell someone what to do?" Phil went quiet ONCE again.

This whole interrogation seriously showed non detractors that Phil is BEYOND help. No amount of reasoning, no amount of holding a mirror to his actions, etc....can help this idiot. Craig and Adam did offer Phil ACTUAL good advice: stream less, go outside and touch grass, and get a actual job. However, in his delusion of grandeur, he honestly believed that things are going to turn around. The cognitive dissonance is SCARY!

These are textbook symptoms of autism for anyone still doubting he's on the spectrum. There are smart autistics and low IQ ones liked Phil.

Oh, there isn't a shadow of a doubt on THAT one. If I was to take a guess, I'd probably say low level Asperger's. The alien speak, him not being able to understand social queue's, his body language SCREAMS that he's uncomfortable in social situations, etc....Also, it's not a good thing for someone with low level Asperger's to be a shut-in, as social skills are important to keep sharp, as they turn into Dave very quick. That, him sticking to that schedule like his life depends on it, etc...Another data point is when he got upset that they moved the cherry juice and how he got upset they moved it. Most people would've been like "Okay, that's weird. Whatever." Not Philly boy! He must've had a WHOLE panic attack about why he couldn't find it and couldn't understand why they would move product.

 

[Hungrymandinner]

I feel sad and embarrassed for Phil after this debacle. I kind of hope there is some authentic joy in his life, even if it’s a stupid mobile game or a cat or whatever.

 

[FamicomGorby]

I think Craig knew but had to ride the fence the entire interview. He ran the risk that calling him out on any one specific thing with hard receipts immediately ends the show. He deserves a ton of credit for that. I got the feeling he knew a lot more backstory then he let on the entire time.

That's fair, I was shocked that this didn't end with Dave ragequitting.

 

[ReentryPhantom]

Anyone have the Subaruman clip? I know someone that might want to see it.

 

[It Goofy]

And what mystical medical and legal expenses has been going on for years to run the monthly expense $5K/month? I'm guessing that was the best lie Fuckface could come up with "on the fly" and hopefully start a pitty segment.

Yeah, that was stupid as fuck, and for a moment, he was trying to allude that it was something serious so that they would stop back off of the $5K/month of business-related expenses question. The chronic medical issues were nothing more than gout, Khet's weight gain, and his stupid ass hand eczema (which he has described previously as a chronic condition, lol).

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

He made his 'not my account' even worse by not shutting up after he stated that. Why would he need to contact his financial institutions if it wasn't his account (his tale today)

speaking of retards......................

I hope Rekieta listened in. I look forward to his opinion.

Rekekekeeta and Quartering are made from the same fecal matter DSP’s retard fans are made from. Rekekekeeeeeeeta had all the time and resources to drop some spicy takes about Phil JUST like Craig and Adam were able to do, but instead he decided to be a fan.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Anyone have the Subaruman clip? I know someone that might want to see it.

I want to see the alleged restraining order.

Rekekekeeta and Quartering are made from the same fecal matter DSP’s retard fans are made from. Rekekekeeeeeeeta had all the time and resources to drop some spicy takes about Phil JUST like Craig and Adam were able to do, but instead he decided to be a fan.

I'm not so sure about that. He knows how to play the game. What better way to get him on for clicks than buttering him up? Hambly is an idiot though.

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

I've been eternally BTFO by Craig and Adam. Just when I thought Cyrax getting his ass beat was the peak of this year, Phil comes and pulls a fucking BoJack and gets mauled live.

Good thing he's going to redirect to that interview whenever something comes up, right? He surely redeemed and these topics will never be touched again... even if he agreed to wanting to do a Part 2.