Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

  • 🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.
Not quibbling or arguing, but is Pig considered Ralph-adjacent?
They are both really, really, really fat and stupid. But! While Ethan Ralph needs drugs to assist his mythos, thus needing a big fast asterisk next to his achievements, Fat Rick (Ass) Hamlinson does all his fattitude and stupidity without any chemical assistance and is thus the true unblemished champion. Except for all the blemishes from being fat.
 
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Piggy and some of his close pedo friends get a mention:

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Patrick "No Contest, I Really Wanted to Kill my Ex and Baby Child" Tomlinson is 100% correct here for the first time in his Tweeting career. I really can't imagine how a human being could completely orient his entire life around denying that his toilet is Tweeting at him and denying his friends are all pedophiles when some of them are literally on the sexual offender registry. If a normal person was put in this situation they would probably log off, but Patrick Shit Tomlinson's brain has gradually incorporated insanity into his daily routine and he has never once left the idiots win. 1/1
 
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Piggy and some of his close pedo friends get a mention:

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Fat is going to flip his fucking shit over this.

When you see the list of his friends and their crimes it really is damning and repulsive. Makes it all the more repulsive that when pressed on condemning a pedophile, Fat refused to.

Justin’s campagin against pedo scum bearing fruits and spreading the word. Looking forward to the pig’s oinking about this one.
 
The Prison Enjoyer saga continues. At one point piggy tells PE that he won't actually enjoy prison, instead piggy and his wife will enjoy him going to prison. He then tweets 'enjoy prison' at him ten more times after that:

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I simply cannot get over Patrick telling Prison Enjoyer to "enjoy prison..." I also cannot get over just how fat he is.
 
They are both really, really, really fat and stupid. But! While Ethan Ralph needs drugs to assist his mythos, thus needing a big fast asterisk next to his achievements, Fat Rick (Ass) Hamlinson does all his fattitude and stupidity without any chemical assistance and is thus the true unblemished champion. Except for all the blemishes from being fat.
Sir, Patty is drunk seven days a week, by 3:00 latest. He drives drunk, he lives drunk. I agree he’s not a multiple addict like the Gunt, as far as we know, unless pepperoni made from the most dangerous game can be considered an addiction.

ETA: His Twitter addiction counts because it’s utterly life-ruining, worse than a crack addiction, as far as I can tell.
 
Yes, I was going to say.

How does a company deliver that much of anything, meant for someone else, by mistake and not follow up with the driver when the intended recipient inevitably questions where their mulch is?
It's mulch. Unless the homeowner wants it removed, it's just cheaper to get another load and deliver to the correct address.

Patrick isn't going to have a loader at his house. Granted, that would help on get in and out of the tub easier if he did have one, but I doubt he could maintain a diesel engine.
 

He doesn't seem to understand that it is actually a record of him chimping out at internet randos, which makes him look like a total idiot. Does he seem to think that him interacting with internet randos has some kind of probative value? Guess what, pigatrick, it doesn't! It just makes you look unhinged and 50% responsible for egging them on.

This interaction also shows exactly how a trial would go if Patrick ever sues anyone again. He is completely unlikable and unsympathetic. All he has to do is open his mouth for average people to hate him, he doesn't even have to put any effort into it.
 
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Fatso is so fucking far in his delusion that he can't grasp how unlikeable and aggressive he is to total strangers. Like the addict who swears they have no problem, and that everyone has a problem with them, Ricky does such mental gymnastics to absolve himself it's incredible. If he keeps acting like this, he will end up alone, guarantee it.
 
wait, pat says adults where complaining that he couldnt sit still and had to be shuffled between medications? at the same time he wants us to believe he has a higher than 1.7 GPA? pat does realize these two things contradict themselves, right? kids who cant sit still dont do well in school. contradicting yourself like this is typical chronic liar behavior.
 
This is pretty interesting. Piggy oinking about his imaginary ADHD:

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I'm sure most of it is bullshit, the interesting part is this Freudian slip:

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'Shrinks', plural. I'm sure you were so retarded none of them knew what to do with you.
Is this newest fabulation just a retarded setup for the real reason he had the GPA of a turnip and had to be socially promoted to graduate high school?

Fuck you, Fatty. I’m not buying. You act like a fucking retard to this very day. It’s not muh mentals. It’s you.
 
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This is pretty interesting. Piggy oinking about his imaginary ADHD:

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I'm sure most of it is bullshit, the interesting part is this Freudian slip:

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'Shrinks', plural. I'm sure you were so retarded none of them knew what to do with you.
You need a lot more than just one thing to get diagnosed with ADHD. Six of these for inattention
  • Often fails to give close attention to details or makes careless mistakes in schoolwork, at work, or with other activities.
  • Often has trouble holding attention on tasks or play activities.
  • Often does not seem to listen when spoken to directly.
  • Often does not follow through on instructions and fails to finish schoolwork, chores, or duties in the workplace (e.g., loses focus, side-tracked).
  • Often has trouble organizing tasks and activities.
  • Often avoids, dislikes, or is reluctant to do tasks that require mental effort over a long period of time (such as schoolwork or homework).
  • Often loses things necessary for tasks and activities (e.g. school materials, pencils, books, tools, wallets, keys, paperwork, eyeglasses, mobile telephones).
  • Is often easily distracted
  • Is often forgetful in daily activities.
six of these for hyperactivity
  • Often fidgets with or taps hands or feet, or squirms in seat.
  • Often leaves seat in situations when remaining seated is expected.
  • Often runs about or climbs in situations where it is not appropriate (adolescents or adults may be limited to feeling restless).
  • Often unable to play or take part in leisure activities quietly.
  • Is often “on the go” acting as if “driven by a motor”.
  • Often talks excessively.
  • Often blurts out an answer before a question has been completed.
  • Often has trouble waiting their turn.
  • Often interrupts or intrudes on others (e.g., butts into conversations or games)
then these must be met
  • Several inattentive or hyperactive-impulsive symptoms were present before age 12 years.
  • Several symptoms are present in two or more settings, (such as at home, school or work; with friends or relatives; in other activities).
  • There is clear evidence that the symptoms interfere with, or reduce the quality of, social, school, or work functioning
  • The symptoms are not better explained by another mental disorder (such as a mood disorder, anxiety disorder, dissociative disorder, or a personality disorder). The symptoms do not happen only during the course of schizophrenia or another psychotic disorder
If you want to bullshit people Patrick you should at least try harder. This information can be found in the DSM-5 starts on page 59.
You'll also be diagnosed with on of the following. It's not just "ADHD"
  • Combined Presentation: if enough symptoms of both criteria inattention and hyperactivity-impulsivity were present for the past 6 months
  • Predominantly Inattentive Presentation: if enough symptoms of inattention, but not hyperactivity-impulsivity, were present for the past six months
  • Predominantly Hyperactive-Impulsive Presentation: if enough symptoms of hyperactivity-impulsivity, but not inattention, were present for the past six months.
It will also be mild, moderate, or severe.
 
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