It's one of those mornings where I wake up, read the latest updates while eating breakfest, and I start to wonder if I'm lucid dreaming, or I died in my sleep, or if Russell is an elaborate troll, because none of this can be real, right? No one releases a "movie trailer" with a still image of a "hot" woman with a goofy voice over and peppy music, right? No one who looks like Russell calls their movie studio "Paralyzed Face Productions" and then uses the wheel chair logo, right? Right??
I need to go back to bed