Disaster Alien Mothership Could Be In Our Solar System - Pentagon, Harvard - JUST LIKE IN THE MOVIES

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Pentagon officials said in a draft document last week that aliens could be visiting our solar system and releasing smaller probes like missions conducted by NASA when studying other planets.
A draft research report authored by Sean Kirkpatrick, the director of the Pentagon’s All-Domain Anomaly Resolution Office (AARO) and Abraham Loeb, chairman of Harvard University’s astronomy department was released on March 7 and focuses on the physical constraints of unidentified aerial phenomena.


"...An artificial interstellar object could potentially be a parent craft that releases many small probes during its close passage to Earth, an operational construct not too dissimilar from NASA missions," the report read. "These ‘dandelion seeds’ could be separated from the parent craft by the tidal gravitational force of the Sun or by a maneuvering capability."

The AARO was established in July 2022 and is responsible for tracking objects in the sky, underwater and in space – or possibly an object that has the ability to move from one domain to the next.
Congress tasked NASA to find 90% of all objects near Earth that are larger than 140 meters in 2005, which resulted in Pan-STARRS telescopes, according to the report.

UFO seen in clip released by Department of Defense. A Pentagon watchdog is launching a probe into the actions taken by the Department of Defense after a series of UFO sightings in recent years. (Department of Defense)

On October 19, 2017, the Pan-STARRS detected an unusual interstellar object that was later named ‘Oumuamua, or scout in Hawaiian.

The object was cigar-shaped, appeared flat, and was propelled away from the sun without showing a cometary tail, leading scientists to believe it was artificial.
Three years later, another object was discovered, the report noted, namely NASA’s rocket booster 2020 SO, which had no cometary trail. The report also said six months before ‘Oumuamua made its closest approach to Earth, a meter-sized interstellar meteor, IM2, crashed on earth and exhibited an identical speed relative to the Sun at large distances and an identical shape to ‘Oumuamua.

"With proper design, these tiny probes would reach the Earth or other solar system planets for exploration, as the parent craft passes by within a fraction of the Earth-Sun separation — just like ‘Oumuamua’ did," the authors wrote. "Astronomers would not be able to notice the spray of mini probes because they do not reflect enough sunlight for existing survey telescopes to notice them."

The research paper comes after a month of scrutiny over unidentified flying objects over the U.S. Most notably, a Chinese spy balloon was shot down, only after traversing across the skies over the U.S.

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For reference I believe this is a distraction.
 

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He's one of the few camera-facing "scientists" to actually implore academics to be humble in the face of their endevour, and not become arrogant once they have a few theories under their belt.
Refreshing. An endangered species.
Maybe aliens would be on a research mission? Like we would be if we encountered anything new. Or maybe they are so utterly alien and incomprehensible we can’t know what they want. Current year being what it is they will probably be more vogon than Star Trek.
Genuinely not sure what I think about all this. I’m sure there’s something out there I’m just not convinced there’s something here. But I’ll happily be wrong, it’s a weird old world. Or maybe it’s political theatre to distract and obfuscate
 
This seems like a cross between the Ultaterrestrial hypothesis and something along the lines of the Reptilian conspiracy. But the key through-lines are there—they're not biological extraterrestrials on their version of the Enterprise, they're not necessarily well-meaning, and they're purposefully obfuscating. I would disagree that our government knows exactly what is happening. I don't see why extradimensional beings would be interested in our reality or existence to the extent of wanting to control our physical lives, but I guess this is where you start running into tangents about cross-species hybrid programs, things like orgon energy, etc.

Of course, it doesn't have to be one single thing that explains all the phenomena. There could be greys out there scooping out eggs and semen for hybrid programs, Reptillians working with (or tricking) the government to control people, extradimensional intelligences that just want to fuck with us, and government psy ops to capture people's attention—all at the same time.
 
Any species of advanced technology capable of travel across solar systems, galaxies or further, would not send biological units - assuming they are a biological species, they would send Drones, UAV's, Rovers and all of them are robots.

Of course, the most likely scenario of meeting an advanced species is that they are robots or highly advanced AI like the reapers. The chance that they are here for peace and warm cuddles is cope. They're here to strip mine, then irradicate us.
I do not like these Space Jews.
 
Any sort of tech that would let you get here from an alien solar system - that isn't basically unironic magic - would be so blatantly visible, that you wouldn't need a news article to tell you. You'd just look up at night and go 'Huh wild, there's a cluster of completely new stars in the sky at night. Isn't that fucking weird.' And if they've got blatant magic, then we wouldn't be able to detect them anyway, because they would use technology that our current understanding of the universe doesn't really allow for.
 
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It's even worse. They most likely don't care. We aren't worth killing. They might abduct some people once in a while but other than that they don't care. If you read any of the abduction reports, they say they are uncaring unsympathetic and indifferent.
So, the Federal Government?
 
Fuck off hypothetical space niggers. We're full. You can crash on the moon if you want to.
Speaking of which that reminds me of that outer limits episode where aliens show up cause they heard some speech the US president gave on tv talking about how the US wants to be everyones friend and end up firing some device at the moon everybody mistakes for a weapon that turned out to be some kind of special energy producing device meant as a gift, the US and russia think they're getting attacked so firing off a weapon at the approaching alien ship so the aliens wipe out DC and moscow for lying about being peaceful and attacking them then act like it never happened and go about their shit on earth bringing all their technology

So be careful what you offer lol

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Fuck yeah, lets send the spaceforce to take it over!
Probably what would happen if aliens landed in texas and started looking a little too interested at the cattle and getting people thinking some mutilation was going to happen
 
There is no intelligent life other than us because we’re the first in a cosmologically infantile universe. The uncannily perfect set of conditions that happened to allow for our evolution makes me suspect if there is other intelligent life, its entities beyond our universe subtly influencing events within it. It’s never ayylmaos.
 
I know this is government bullshit made to distract from shit going on like how they started framing the weather balloons with cameras china was sending over as "ufos" after the song and dance of taking down the first one made them a laughing stock.

HOWEVER! I also just want to imagine the second they got the thing on scanner it was like a fucking star fox boss intro cutscene complete with the little monkey man with the letter A on his helmet popping up on their comms and shit talking them in clear english while this shit starts playing inexplicably.
 
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I much believe its the demons from Doom before believing a word our government says.

They denied aliens for decades but suddenly they do a 180?

The government has shown a lot of times they will gladly lie to get what they want.

Fucking huge if true, but too great of a distraction from earthly problems for me to believe readily.

Word of advice, if the government says its aliens, its not fucking aliens.
 
There is no intelligent life other than us because we’re the first in a cosmologically infantile universe. The uncannily perfect set of conditions that happened to allow for our evolution makes me suspect if there is other intelligent life, its entities beyond our universe subtly influencing events within it. It’s never ayylmaos.
I've never put much faith in this argument because humanity "lost" 165 million years of development due to dinosaurs ruling the Earth.

A slight adjustment to where either the asteroid or Earth was and who says we even get a chance to evolve?

All our scientific theories started out from assumptions that we were special - we once thought Earth was the center of the Universe, we once thought we could alter nature through spiritualistic rituals, doctors once thought they didn't have to wash their hands before surgery because a "proper" gentleman is not dirty.

I have no reason to think any theory that starts from the assumption that humanity holds some special place in the cosmos, literally all of creation, can possibly be true.

Been proven wrong too many times on just the local level.
 
Gets even better when you take into the account of the "Chosen" which are glorified manchildren with alien powers as well as the other fringe elements like the Reapers (/k/ innawoods survivalists), Skirmishers (Vaxxed-ex gov dogs), and Templars (/x/ and /pol/'s baby), the whole altering of the genome to benefit a dying and inbred overclass that are inscrutably powerful despite being the hotbed of dysgenics.

Though based on the whole Pandora virus found in Antartica, we may also get Phoenix Point/Terror from the Deep as well. The merge is insane. One silver lining though, snake girls may actually become real and scalies may finally get their chance of courting one.
Yeah, I always wanted to fuck the serpentine from Ninjago.
 
lol Not exactly.. More like a wish for some way to seriously.... change things up. Anything short of trying to wipe us out would be an improvement given the current state and direction of humanity. (not to mention tech and science boost) It would finally give us a kick in the ass and put an end to the endless 'humanity bad' nihilism. And finally make clear the importance of moving into space. I mean i'll put it this way... it's better than waiting for a fucking meteor, super volcano or societal collapse.




And then there is that perspective aspect... lol
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