Trainwreck ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber - The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon; Retired at 36 because of Self-Diagnosed PCOS

[Free the Pedos]

Start with Yentl, it's got singing and Jews and a woman pretending to be male, all things dear to her tiny shriveled black heart. She should have chosen Yentl as her Jew name, actually. I suggested it at the time, but she went with a name associated with whales, and that was a good choice too.

Yentl is a good contrast to Bex because she’s actually smart, interested in Judaism, and also very straight.

 

[Law]

Does Rebecca have a lobster every night of chanucha?

She has a lobster menorah that holds ham-scented candles in its claws and wears a little Mickey ears hat.

 

[Trombonista]

Yentl is a good contrast to Bex because she’s actually smart, interested in Judaism, and also very straight.

Bex is also very straight.

 

[Tanner Glass]

Bex is also very straight.

Bex is so straight that even her girlfriend had a penis.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

Becky is a magical special medical marvel and no explanations can be found for her hormonal issues!

Here's where the real insanity begins, though. Becca's got her sister in law ready to be her free surrogate so she doesn't have to do any of the pesky pregnancy stuff. She'll still get to whine about how unfair it is she doesn't get to be pregnant, while having her sister in law do it all.

How fucked up must "Kashmir Lee" be to be on Twitter (and thus able to see all the times Becca has threatened to kill herself once she has a kid, along with all the other clear indicators of unsuitability as a mom) and still volunteer to be Becky's rent-a-womb?

It's very clear from how she talks about the fertility docs that she's making up a lot about her medical status (they don't just say "well, you don't make hormones right, guess you're fucked!"). I wonder how much of the crying infertility talk is all a way of outsourcing to her sister in law. Pregnancy's a real drag and people won't want you eating weed gummies for the whole span, so much better to just do the Becca usual of "I wish I could be like normal people and work a normal work week but I just take my Judaism SO seriously so even though it KILLS me I have to take Fridays off" / "You think I like having to be disabled and get a pass to go to the front of the Disney line every time? I hate it, it's torture, but I must endure so I don't kill myself."

 

[The Taco Santo!]

I'm going to hope, when it comes down to it, that this is just talk to shut Becky up and humor her and when the time comes for a firm commitment, Becky will get a firm "No."

 

[Temperance]

Here's where the real insanity begins, though. Becca's got her sister in law ready to be her free surrogate so she doesn't have to do any of the pesky pregnancy stuff. She'll still get to whine about how unfair it is she doesn't get to be pregnant, while having her sister in law do it all.

How fucked up must "Kashmir Lee" be to be on Twitter (and thus able to see all the times Becca has threatened to kill herself once she has a kid, along with all the other clear indicators of unsuitability as a mom) and still volunteer to be Becky's rent-a-womb?

I'm genuinely shocked. It just doesn't make any sense at all. Kashmir Lee must be incredibly stupid/gullible/altruistic... or there's more to the story. I'm betting Kashmir Lee isn't actually doing it for free, especially since she's apparently desperately poor and was recently e-begging on Twitter. They probably have an under-the-table arrangement.

If that's true, LOL at the optics of Becky - a rich white woman who's too lazy to go on a diet or quit doing drugs to improve her chances of pregnancy - literally renting the womb of a poor Native American woman instead. Actual exploitation.

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[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

I’ve been reading this thread for years, and when I see there’s a new post I have to prepare myself for whatever fuckery Yonah has served up.
Almost every time I say to myself, I can’t believe this is real. She’s really saying this in public on Twitter. This is not performance art.
Godspeed Yonah Bex Hernandez Gerber Fritz. I’m sure this crazy Kashmir Lee woman who with a history of grifting fake native beads won’t cause any trouble whatsoever for an emotionally unstable cluster B nightmare who can’t stop boasting of her wealth and white guilt.

 

[Stinkyboy]

So if becky OR paki chingchong get knocked up, becky will die??
WHAT A TOTAL SHITLORD
TRANS GENOCIDING

 

[Next Task]

I'm betting Kashmir Lee isn't actually doing it for free

No doubt. Becky gets to pretend someone actually wants to do this for her, Kashmir gets a bunch of cash she can pretend not to have to get in the way of her begging, win-win.

Very noticeable that this must be a biological family relation, not any of the ones that have, you know, met Becky in person. Also, it will still likely fail, as Becky remains ambivalent about actually having a child when, for just one example, she's still milking the drama of trying to have one. Also she's such a cunt who hates other women that she has plenty of time to drive off any surrogate, no matter how much they want or need the money.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

Yeah, I was wondering who the fuck this actually is. Surely no one's sister in either husband's family, so this is biofamily stuff. A sister-in-law, so a wife of her biological brother?

If that's the case, she needs to watch out for that "genetic sexual attraction" thing long-lost relatives sometimes get because she is obviously her bio-brother's type. If working a race-based oppression grift and begging on twitter gets you hot, Becca's a real catch.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Becky is a magical special medical marvel and no explanations can be found for her hormonal issues!

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So where did the tits come from?

I wonder how much of the crying infertility talk is all a way of outsourcing to her sister in law. Pregnancy's a real drag and people won't want you eating weed gummies for the whole span, so much better to just do the Becca usual of "I wish I could be like normal people and work a normal work week but I just take my Judaism SO seriously so even though it KILLS me I have to take Fridays off" / "You think I like having to be disabled and get a pass to go to the front of the Disney line every time? I hate it, it's torture, but I must endure so I don't kill myself."

I wouldn’t be surprised at all. Becky is incapable of doing without anything. This is a woman who can’t even prevent herself from posting photos of herself eating pork while claiming to be the Jewiest Jew that ever Jewed. Nine months without booze or weed? Fuck that shit.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

So where did the tits come from?

Too much fatty food, also coming from a family line of Eastern European lumpenprole shit farmers. Becky's body makes sense when you realize she was bred to stomp around a muddy farmyard in Poland, chasing chickens and desperately hoping cousin Yossi from the next valley over takes a liking to her.

 

[AnOminous]

Start with Yentl, it's got singing and Jews and a woman pretending to be male, all things dear to her tiny shriveled black heart. She should have chosen Yentl as her Jew name, actually. I suggested it at the time, but she went with a name associated with whales, and that was a good choice too.

Start slow and gradually work your way up to this.

It's very clear from how she talks about the fertility docs that she's making up a lot about her medical status (they don't just say "well, you don't make hormones right, guess you're fucked!").

I've got a secret for Becky.

She's fucking FAT.

 

[Law]

crazy Kashmir Lee woman

No Kashmir, don't do it! It's not worth the pre-eclampsia! Don't let Becky exploit you!

history of grifting

Go Kashmir! Get that bag, sis! Take Becky and the cucks for a ride! Buy yourself something nice with the money that was going to be given to Disney!

So where did the tits come from?

I'm assuming the doctor was talking about lutenizing hormone. Becky's trying to make it sound like she's incapable of producing estrogen cause she's just too special.
Also, if being infertile makes a woman non-binary, are all menopausal women non-binary? Maybe Becks could just start identifying as pregnant.

 

[Catch The Rainbow]

Too much fatty food, also coming from a family line of Eastern European lumpenprole shit farmers. Becky's body makes sense when you realize she was bred to stomp around a muddy farmyard in Poland, chasing chickens and desperately hoping cousin Yossi from the next valley over takes a liking to her.

She's not actually Jewish religiously or ethnically, she's some euro mutt.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

She's not actually Jewish religiously or ethnically, she's some euro mutt.

There are plenty of gentile shitfarmer proles in Eastern Europe. They're the ones who enthusiastically helped Daniel's grandpa round up the dirty yids.

 

[behindyourightnow]

I'm assuming the doctor was talking about lutenizing hormone. Becky's trying to make it sound like she's incapable of producing estrogen cause she's just too special.
Also, if being infertile makes a woman non-binary, are all menopausal women non-binary? Maybe Becks could just start identifying as pregnant.

She's doing IVF and already has had egg retrieval, so I assume luteinizing hormone isn't the issue? Assuming that Becky is not making everything up, my uneducated guess is that the doctor was talking about low progesterone levels, which can affect implantation and early pregnancy. Higher-than-usual estrogen (which in turn can mess up your progesterone levels, and your ability to carry a fetus) is a common complication of obesity, as these hilariously insensitive diagrams will attest:





But because she is both stupid and a liar, she is interpreting the remarks about her hormones as "I don't produce estrogen and the like":

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This is, of course, literally impossible. She could not have formed her primary sexual organs in utero without estrogen, and could not have gone through puberty, and definitely could not have had a successful egg retrieval in adulthood.

What probably happened was this:

1. The doctor told her that her hormones were out of whack and it is affecting her ability to become pregnant. The doctor was too polite to tell her that it is probably because she is fat.

2. Bex, in her drug-addled haze, decided that this makes her physically non-binary, because "hormones" only exist as some sort of mystical gender affirmation device and do not physically affect the body.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

If she's short on progesterone, which is definitely the most common issue that can lead to tons of early losses and failed implantations, the usual solution is to just give progesterone to be used during a specific part of the cycle and until the pregnancy is well established.

Her deciding she doesn't make estrogen is so hilariously misguided. If somehow her estrogen levels were low during IVF it might lead to lower oocyte numbers in the retrieval but...again...they'd just give her more hormones. The idea that she can't even metabolize female hormones because her non-binariness goes so deep borders on schizophrenic level magical thinking.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

How do you make a hormone? Refuse to take her to Disneyland.

I guess this will be lazy Becky’s way of justifying calling herself nonbinary while presenting as 100% female. Yes, she might look like she’s displaying her tits in the hope of attracting a man who isn’t a pathetic soy-blooded CUCK, but actually the doctor explained that not only is she nonbinary, but she’s the most nonbinary person in the world and in fact it is a medical marvel how nonbinary she is.