🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

  • 🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.

Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

  • YES!

    Votes: 26 7.2%
  • lol no

    Votes: 335 92.8%

  • Total voters
    361
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You are looking at him because he is hurting you and you want to hurt him, but you can't hurt him.
“That’s right your honor I stared at the person who has a restraining order against me and he ran scared! That man who has a restraining order against me is a little bitch who’s afraid of me! I DONT SCARE BISH. Also Mr Vickers scared me out of the US your honor, swear on my mothers coffee can”

What a retard
 
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*courts moving slowly as always, and for a possible myriad of reason that could look unfavorable on any part or be completely inconsequential to the standing of either party*
*However, most importantly, any possible consequences of Ralph actions have been delayed*

TOTAL RALPHAMALE VICTORY!
 
So wait he spent thousands of dollars and several days for a continuance lmao. TOTAL RALPHAMALE VICTORY
Pretty boring for us but his DVRO remains in place for months longer and he has to stress about the next hearing for months. Process is the punishment etc.

That's enough time for him to rack up some more contempt counts, which you know he'll be incapable of not doing.
 
Pretty boring for us but his DVRO remains in place for months longer and he has to stress about the next hearing for months. Process is the punishment etc.

That's enough time for him to rack up some more contempt counts, which you know he'll be incapable of not doing.
Ralph is going to die before he see's any consequences of his actions we need to just accept him sperging in court is a longshot. Ralph is the unstoppable bolder and his retardation is more amusing than 95% of alogging hijinks
 
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You are looking at him because he is hurting you and you want to hurt him, but you can't hurt him.
Idk what's so weird about that. Doesn't everyone avoid eye contact with random street junkies? The only difference is Ralph has shelter and May around. (Until he doesn't)
 
Ralph will never kill himself out of depression but he is a horrible enough of a person I could see him taking the Lowtax route and blowing his brains out when the court fucks him over hard. Killing himself out of spite would be totally Ralph like.
The only thing I would counter with is that we should be thankful that Ralph is too stupid to figure out how to obtain and use a firearm.
 
Ralph began tweeting up a storm because Mrs. Vickers took a photograph of him outside of the courthouse:

reminder that the ragepig is prohibited from speaking to or about mrs. vickers.


"yer hawner, *burp* they're dressin' my son in anti-me regalia, and they're exposin' him to anti-me propaganda ... and i demand *burp* that they be admonished immediately, ta be quite hawnest!"
 
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