DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: The Side Scrollers Podcast Week of March 13th

[Sagengrot]

Femboy chimes in with his thoughts

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[Skippy Shortbottom]

I was thinking that too. They should use more clips next time. Like how many clips would they have to show him for anything to actually click?

*play clip of look out its a black women*

>phil talks in circles about a single moment of weakness and his 15 years of being a content creator

*play pokemon sun and moon clip of phil lashing out at his fans*

>phil talks in circles about a single moment of weakness and his 15 years of being a content creator

*play clip of in China they say...*

>phil talks in circles about a single moment of weakness and his 15 years of being a content creator

*play clip of phil saying he'll pimp slap a kid*

>phil talks in circles about a single moment of weakness and his 15 years of being a content creator

Etc, etc. They could literally play clips for hours and phil would sit there and try to pigsplain every single one away.

Yeah my only criticisms I can think of is use more clips. The transition to those were fucking golden watching Phil sit there silently trying to figure out a way to weasel out of it while it's playing.

 

[Sy Sperling]

I was cackling the whole 5 hours.

This. I got quite an ab workout from that interview

 

[Ching_Chong]

That post patreon stream with the "But to me, it was a Thursday" joke that fell completely flat only just proves this guy also has no sense of humor. You're not funny when it's intentional, Phil.

 

[Jasper2K]

I had tears of laughter when, after getting a piece of paper to prove how expensive his business bills were, he he first thing he read was ‘$10 for a Hulu subscription’. I knew he’d totally lost the plot then.

FWIW the Side Scrollers crew said today they thought that paper was blank.

I really don't understand what point he was trying to prove there. Further, he says he doesn't keep track/itemize his business expenses yet he pulls out paper and tries to read it all off. He also said he itemized his expenses with the judge during the bankruptcy after saying he didn't. Phil can't keep track of his own lies even within the same hour. He wants the normal outsider to believe what he has to say but he contradicts himself in the same breath its fucking lunacy. He can't function outside of his office.

 

[Sy Sperling]

my only criticisms I can think of is use more clips

I can't believe no one has talked about the PUBG one where he says "if I wanna see some fag talk to some homo I'll go to YouTube"

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

That post patreon stream with the "But to me, it was a Thursday" joke that fell completely flat only just proves this guy also has no sense of humor. You're not funny when it's intentional, Phil.

Yeah he had another stint like that earlier with Keemstar comin in as a curveball.

"Story of my life, Craig!"

Other than that, still proud of everyone. I can't remember if I publicly posted my doubts and how the interview will be shit, but I was thinking it. I feel really stupid and glad this happened. Quarterpounders dogshit interview really fucked up my expectations.

Also Craig with the similar mannerisms to DSP had me thrown off too. But it might be a chicken or the egg situation when Craig says things like MEANINGFUL and POSITIVE. Because that interview felt like it was actually meaningful and positive for everyone. Craig saying he wanted to be fair was 100% genuine and I applaud him for it.

This dude literally researched the fuck out of Phil's shit for weeks and had a cheat sheet on almost everything. And Adam deserves a big, wet sloppy smooch on the mouth from everyone.

 

[NursezillaX]

Hahaha he's changing his night stream to a DSP Reackts to the video of their podcast today and if it's 'as bad as this email says', he's going to 'be very angry and I'm going to express that anger to the internet'. This is outstanding stuff

 

[Extreme Crusader]

DSP is such a gout nigger that he turned milquetoast podcast hosts into potential A-LOGS & Detractors.

 

[Sy Sperling]

DSP is such a gout nigger that he turned milquetoast podcast hosts into potential A-LOGS & Detractors.

Surely it's Tevin's fault.

 

[Jasper2K]

Hahaha he's changing his night stream to a DSP Reackts to the video of their podcast today and if it's 'as bad as this email says', he's going to 'be very angry and I'm going to express that anger to the internet'. This is outstanding stuff

Yeah I watched that stream. Pig has to save face and maintain pignosis in his hug box. Adam went off a few times giving his thoughts.

 

[DiabeticSydePhil]

Hahaha he's changing his night stream to a DSP Reackts to the video of their podcast today and if it's 'as bad as this email says', he's going to 'be very angry and I'm going to express that anger to the internet'. This is outstanding stuff

He's going to Reackt to the podcast he was just on and then already did a post podcast Reackt to immediately after?

 

[myone]

DSP is such a gout nigger that he turned milquetoast podcast hosts into potential A-LOGS & Detractors.

Is it really surprising? I doubt I could make it through one whole hour of speaking to Phil. Those guys had to suffer through FIVE! Which, in one sitting, included multiple pre-streams, 15 year legacy pigsplanations and victim segments.

You could probably use Dave very effectively in Guantanamo Bay as torture to get terrorists to talk, or at least, kill themselves.

He's going to Reackt to the podcast he was just on and then already did a post podcast Reackt to immediately after?

No, he's reacting to their podcast today (where DSP wasn't a guest) where they talked about the interview yesterday and clowned on him being a total moron for 2 hours.

 

[Sand Mega]

At least let's give him some credit: it took him a lot of restrain to not blame the controls during the entire podcast

 

[Free Jasper]

I really don't understand what point he was trying to prove there. Further, he says he doesn't keep track/itemize his business expenses yet he pulls out paper and tries to read it all off. He also said he itemized his expenses with the judge during the bankruptcy after saying he didn't. Phil can't keep track of his own lies even within the same hour. He wants the normal outsider to believe what he has to say but he contradicts himself in the same breath its fucking lunacy. He can't function outside of his office.

I think he was flustered so was trying to resort to one of the routines he uses on his streams, something he knows. But it didn’t work on people who can answer back.

Story of the podcast really.

 

[bearycool]

If you’re going to expose someone, make sure not to expose yourself in the process.

I have gone through 10 pages of these faggot ass beta-chad lords going up against one another.

I still remeber the days when Phil just played Dark Souls 1 and lost miserably every play though, and when his ginger (?) “girlfriend” was freaked out by his awkward touch in a livestream. This shit has gotten too convoluted since those days. I’m impressed and slightly terrified by these years worth of degenerate
progression.

Also can someone give me further summary about Craig, If You Kindly?

 

[Sand Mega]

I still remeber the days when Phil just played Dark Souls 1 and lost miserably every play though, and when his ginger (?) “girlfriend” was freaked out by his awkward touch in a livestream. This shit has gotten too convoluted since those days. I’m impressed and slightly terrified by these years worth of degenerate
progression.

I liked DSP lore more when he was just an obnoxious streamer, now that he became such a massive lolcow with a lot of a popularity, things have gone in an overcomplicated disaster where Phil continuously goes in a downward spiral

 

[Vince McMahon]

DasBoSchett

Wait, DasBoSchitt, of the GMod Idiot Box fame? Jesus. What? He disappeared for almost a decade and apparently, he's a part of Pigroaches' entourage?!
Fuck you for enabling me to find out about it. You've just destroyed a chunk of my childhood. I hate you. What the fuck.

 

[Gramh]

I liked DSP lore more when he was just an obnoxious streamer, now that he became such a massive lolcow with a lot of a popularity, things have gone in an overcomplicated disaster where Phil continuously goes in a downward spiral

It's like watching a Saw movie version of that bicycle meme where the guy puts a stick in his spokes and falls over. DSP in an attempt to escape his past keeps taking a metaphorical potato peeler to his skin and crying "those damn detractors are making me do this, I know the key to the door is in my arm" and meanwhile the door is unlocked and swung wide open it's just up a small flight of stairs that is him actually having to put forth effort.

 

[myone]

Wait, DasBoSchitt, of the GMod Idiot Box fame? Jesus. What? He disappeared for almost a decade and apparently, he's a part of Pigroaches' entourage?!
Fuck you for enabling me to find out about it. You've just destroyed a chunk of my childhood. I hate you. What the fuck.

Not sure if there's any definitive proof that DasBoSchitt is doing work for DSP, but as a former fan I'm sure you'll recognise his handiwork: