"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

Weeb Slinger said:
Despite Ethan Ralph's incoherent pleading before an imaginary judge, and hypnogogic ice-cream banquets, necessary to stave off his incipient anorexia, he does make correct use of the idiom 'hand in glove,' meaning to work in collusion, often towards some nefarious purpose.

This was immortalised in The Smiths' song of the same title. The opening lines "Hand in glove, the sun shines out of our behinds," take on an unsavoury new meaning given Ralph's predilection for butt-thumbing.
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Except he wrote "hand and glove".
 
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reptile baht spaniard rid said:
Except he wrote "hand and glove".
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I would like to withdraw my petition to have Ethan Ralph's tard status downgraded to 'mildly', which was made while I was not in full possession of the facts.

While 'hand and glove' more aptly captures the online bungling of Vickers and daughter, as they continue to deftly out-manoeuvre a very broad set of victory conditions, I submit that Ralph lacks the cognitive function to ascend to this level of acerbic wit, and is at best some manner of Wildean savant.

I apologise for any distress that I may have caused Morrissey. I hope Capitol stops holding your new album hostage.
 
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Weeb Slinger said:
I would like to withdraw my petition to have Ethan Ralph's tard status downgraded to 'mildly', which was made while I was not in full possession of the facts.

While 'hand and glove' more aptly captures the online bungling of Vickers and daughter, as they continue to deftly out-manoeuvre a very broad set of victory conditions, I submit that Ralph lacks the cognitive function to ascend to this level of acerbic wit, and is at best some manner of Wildean savant.

I apologise for any distress that I may have caused Morrissey. I hope Capitol stops holding your new album hostage.
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Any lurkers watching, Hand and Glove or "Handen Love" are great usernames.
 
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A Kiwi Entomology stream or prerecorded video might have potential. I don't mean just go down a list and read out what they mean, but really dive into where the terms and phrases come from with clips, posts, illustrations and whatnot. Shit, it could be a series of shorter videos for Gumroad if you really have some fun with it. EDIT: typo.

Some golden eggs:
troonshine
thumb butler
superberries
bolt-ons
poop bun
boyfriend-free girl
Banworld
islamic content
exceptional individual
RIP boogie1488

And because it clearly hasn't been explained enough: sneed.
 
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Nonconsentual Pronouns said:
A Kiwi Entomology stream or prerecorded video might have potential. I don't mean just go down a list and read out what they mean, but really dive into where the terms and phrases come from with clips, posts, illustrations and whatnot. Shit, it could be a series of shorter videos for Gumroad if you really have some fun with it. EDIT: typo.

Some golden eggs:
troonshine
thumb butler
superberries
bolt-ons
poop bun
boyfriend-free girl
Banworld
islamic content
exceptional individual
RIP boogie1488

And because it clearly hasn't been explained enough: sneed.
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Don't forget "Pozload my neghole"
 
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Did anyone else get Mundane Matt Boulder stream vibes from that DSP interview? That same crying voice, the over-explanation, the avoiding of questions, the "depression" excuse, a Keemstar cameo, and then the screenshot moment. A screenshot of DSP's allegedly "mild", sub-$100 wrestle gacha account. After hours of excuses, the one evidence to collapse the tower of cards. That's all we needed. If only the host pursued that topic juuust a little more for that prime kino. If the host were to bring in Metokur (who had actually stated he wanted to interview DSP), it would have been pure gold.
 
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You're show is a shining beacon in this cucked bitchmade world. In the future it will either be held up as essential history or deleted from history entirely. Keep up the good work.
 
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