DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: The Side Scrollers Podcast Week of March 13th

[SicknessForTheThiccness]

Has he said yet: "The interview was a massive failure - all I succeeded in was creating yet another duh tractor podcast."

 

[Lester Jones]

I think that message was from KGhaleon. He has been defending Dave in the comments for the past few days.

 

[PieceofShet]

DSP had no problem with the interview, he said he think it was fair... until he heard how much money they made. As always, its all comes down to "this", the money!

He also reading multiple private emails on the stream.

 

[Need Help With Tips]

Even the biggest cucks are defending Craig, Phil is out of his depth.

 

[GiveMeTheMoney]

Now he's using his wife as an emotional shield because he doesn't have much he can say because he's a big pussy.

 

[It Goofy]

KHET WAS DOWNSTAIRS LITERALLY CRYING IN HER SPAGHETTI-O'S AFTER WATCHING THE PAHDCAST TODAY.

 

[Corpun]

Anyone else suspect he is going to dram bait to try and get a response from these guys? Hopefully they have the maturity to ignore the spiteful roach although I don't care if they do milk him for more clout and money.

Also Khet is crying and watched the Sidescrollers stream guys.

What even is the point of "they were saying they'd play mario kart dood" Phil you are the only streamer on the planet with such an autistic rigid schedule that you absolutely have to do everything you plan to do without deviating at all.

Imagine if DSP got Khet pregnant. "Phil, our child is due in an hour, can you get to the hospital."

"No honey, I have a stream to tend to."

 

[Kheapathic]

Phil, you know why they're laughing at you. Because you're supposed to read/address/answer super chats; because those people are actually paying for attention. As for laughing; believe it or not, a number of your detractors have a sense of humor and wit about them. You may not like it, but I believe this is what degree holders call "Just business."

Imagine if DSP got Khet pregnant. "Phil, our child is due in an hour, can you get to the hospital."

"No honey, I have a stream to tend to."

The one thing that might get Josh to turn around on Phil.

 

[JimiHendrix]

Phil is reading out someone elses private emails. man never learns, huh?

 

[h0g]

This is just...sad. Wasn't he supposed to just let this go after yesterday?

 

[clownpiss]

Craig actually sounds like a good genuine person and potentially the best thing to happen to DSP in years and he's turning him into a bad guy lol

 

[detractorzer0]

That Craig email was 100% reasonable. The fact that he asked Phil what he wanted him to watch after being shown shit by detractors says a lot about Craig, but here's Phil "He was a detractor all along."

 

[Vapor Sauce]

Phil really is one of a kind ffs. The amount of copium he is huffing is at levels I never thought possible.

 

[ManakaLala]

Detractors presented evidence to Craig. Phil offered none to the contrary. The madness on display tonight is unreal.

 

[JimiHendrix]

"i have an honest question for craig, how many of MY fans have you talked to?"

well phil, if you ever find a fan you could bring on I'm sure they'd be happy to ask?

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

This is the end of Phil arc.

 

[It Goofy]

Holy shit, this guy will never have a friend outside of "muh wife" for the rest of his entire life. Also, still fixated on doing "business" via email, what a fucking fossil.

"Cray-egg, I need to know that you'll religiously check this email address constantly." This isn't fucking 1998.

Now claiming that it's not his JAHB to know what his monthly business expenses are, relating to the $5K in business expenses per month that he listed on his bankruptcy filing. This is unreal gold dust...."I HAVE NO IDEA ABOUT MY BUSINESS FINANCES, GUISE!!!!! WHY WOULD I KNOW THAT?!"

 

[Kheapathic]

Hey Phil, do you think your actual fans would've been able to super chat Craig if they didn't give all their money to you?

Yes Phil, the $5,000 monthly business expenses you listed in your bankruptcy. The paper form that literally says your business burns through $5,000 a month in operating expenses. If you say you never saw it; you're either lying, or your bankruptcy person committed fraud in your name (meaning you committed fraud).

Edit: Phil, you used to cry about overdraft fees every month; don't argue like you're some sort of banking/financial savant.

Edit 2: Hey Phil, if there were questions easily debunked, why bother asking them; if they're easily debunked, they're probably believable. Unlike your bank account or WWE Champions account with all credentials tied to you, but somehow not yours.

Edit 3: DSP, the Internet is your business, it shouldn't be your life. I know what you'd say, but here's some real advice... ... ... go outside, and make a non-internet friend. Not one that you can use for content, co-op, or whatever. Just someone you can talk to, maybe sit down and do some off-line co-op; no stream, no audience, just you and a friend, pushing buttons and talking.

 

[Brownshirt Freshman]

This is a cornered animal. He's throwing everything at the wall hoping something will stick and not even his dents are having it. Somehow he went into this planning on providing zero evidence and thinking Craig and Adam would be convinced and is lashing out because they didn't believe him. This is great content though.

 

[detractorzer0]

How the fuck does he not know what was in the forms of his own bankruptcy?