Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[Debbie Macomber]

I read the not so classic fairytale Hans My Hedgehog and thought of Chris, so I present to you, Chris Chan My Sonichu:

Once there was a man named Bob married to a woman named Barb. Though they had sex, they had no children because Bob was 54 and Barb was 40 so of course they shouldn't have had any children at that age, and they already had children from previous marriages anyway. Still, Barb wanted to trap Bob so he couldn't leave her like her last husband, and son, and every other man in her life! She wanted a child to shackle Bob to her for the rest of his life, and a child that would never run away from her at that, but her most fertile years were behind her.
"That's it! I'm gonna have a baby even if it's an autistic hedgehog!" Barb swore.
And she got her wish! To Bob and Barb was born a twilight child who above the waist was an electric hedgehog Pokémon but below a human with a bent duck, and they named him Chris Chan my Sonichu!

For the first several decades of Chris Chan my Sonichu's life he roosted in front of the TV on a pile of garbage. Bob would frequently look over the TV and say "Phooey! If only he would die!" but he never did.

One day Chris Chan my Sonichu was in the woods playing his Commodore 64 riding his giant rusty tin can he called Son-Chu, when a king was lost and asked for directions out of Ruckersville and back to civilization. Chris Chan my Sonichu said he would guide him, but he must give to him the first thing that greeted him in his kingdom. The King agreed, and the first thing to greet him was his daughter, Fiona.

Fiona was glad to be given, for she had a fetish for autistic man children, but she was afraid his electric hedgehog quills would prick and shock her. Chris Chan my Sonichu understood, and shed his coat of quills, ordering they be burned until they were completely consumed. As the quills burnt Chris Chan my Sonichu screamed, his skin burning and blackening with the quills in the fire, but when the quills were consumed, the pain stopped, and after scrubbing off the ash and treating him with ointment, Chris Chan my Sonichu instead appeared a normal human being who wasn't even autistic anymore. Clad in sunglasses and dog tags instead of a medallion, he pointed and declared "You all have been trolled!"

Then Chris Chan our Sonichu might have lived happily ever after with the boyfriend free princess Fiona, but instead he raped his mother and went to jail

THE END?

 

[Jon Osterman]

Because how would somebody with no job history, a mental age of a pre-teen, a history of inappropriate violent and sexual behavior, poor money-managment skills, pathological narcissism and a refusal to learn basic responsibility be able to support themselves? The "adulting" milestones that Chris missed should have been learned decades ago, and now he is an incestuous rapist on top of it. It is too late to teach him anything like this, and he will not learn any of it.

I am well aware of how poorly it'd go if they dump him into the streets, but that wouldn't be enough a reason to involuntarily commit him to a group home permanently. Involuntary commitment (what that would be) is only possible under very specific conditions (main two criteria are the person has a mental issue and is an immediate threat to themself or others), and that's only for temporary affairs. I can't find anything on permanent involuntary commitment, nor on someone's sentence being commitment to a home. The reason they can temporarily force him is through the autism deferral, but that only lasts so long and the consequence for breaking the deferral are prison, not an extended stay.

I'm not arguing that sending Chris to be a permanent resident would be a bad thing, I'm saying that it's an impossibility unless he does so voluntarily (which considering how much has happened could be possible). The courts can't do whatever they want even if that results in a better situation for everyone.

 

[D is for Stupid]

THE END?

First, this was amazing

Second, as long Chris can get internet access, it's never over.

 

[Hepativore]

I am well aware of how poorly it'd go if they dump him into the streets, but that wouldn't be enough a reason to involuntarily commit him to a group home permanently. Involuntary commitment (what that would be) is only possible under very specific conditions (main two criteria are the person has a mental issue and is an immediate threat to themself or others), and that's only for temporary affairs. I can't find anything on permanent involuntary commitment, nor on someone's sentence being commitment to a home. The reason they can temporarily force him is through the autism deferral, but that only lasts so long and the consequence for breaking the deferral are prison, not an extended stay.

I'm not arguing that sending Chris to be a permanent resident would be a bad thing, I'm saying that it's an impossibility unless he does so voluntarily (which considering how much has happened could be possible). The courts can't do whatever they want even if that results in a better situation for everyone.

What would likely happen, is a situation where Chris is put in a home and told that he has to abide by various rules and take medication while he is there, and if he does not like it, he could technically leave.

However, Chris will be told he would have no place else to go as he would not be able to go back to 14 Branchland CT, and most likely end up in prison where he would have even less autonomy.

 

[Jason Wynn]

He’s going to end up homeless one way or another. There are people out roaming the streets smearing themselves in shit, screaming at passerby that the government is stealing their thoughts and that seagull that just flew by is actually Satan who has been following them for years. If they can’t get any kind of help, Chris has no chance.

 

[Little Pigboy]

He’s going to end up homeless one way or another.

"The Merge is Nigh!"

 

[Whaler]

I am well aware of how poorly it'd go if they dump him into the streets, but that wouldn't be enough a reason to involuntarily commit him to a group home permanently. Involuntary commitment (what that would be) is only possible under very specific conditions (main two criteria are the person has a mental issue and is an immediate threat to themself or others), and that's only for temporary affairs. I can't find anything on permanent involuntary commitment, nor on someone's sentence being commitment to a home. The reason they can temporarily force him is through the autism deferral, but that only lasts so long and the consequence for breaking the deferral are prison, not an extended stay.

I'm not arguing that sending Chris to be a permanent resident would be a bad thing, I'm saying that it's an impossibility unless he does so voluntarily (which considering how much has happened could be possible). The courts can't do whatever they want even if that results in a better situation for everyone.

I'm going to go out on a limb here and assume going into a group home is part of a deal Chris has made so it wouldn't be involuntary. Chris is smart enough to realize some freedom is better than no freedom and his alternative isn't much better. Chris was RWB which means the court most likely deemed him a threat to himself or others since no job, no passport, no friends, and family means he wasn't a flight risk and that could very well play into whatever Heilberg/the Judge/the court ends up with at the end. You can be sentence to a group/halfway home as part of your release and where as Chris will have nothing and nobody it is the best thing for him. Chris has refused to learn to be independent and because of his history, he'll just end up back in jail or worse.

 

[A Wumpa Fruit]

He’s going to end up homeless one way or another. There are people out roaming the streets smearing themselves in shit, screaming at passerby that the government is stealing their thoughts and that seagull that just flew by is actually Satan who has been following them for years. If they can’t get any kind of help, Chris has no chance.

I know that a lot of people predicts the homeless saga but...for some reason, I have the theory that Chris still has some insane enablers around there, I have a little prediction (I want to be wrong, anyway...) a random enabler or white knight is gonna adopt him, of course...if they can handle having Chris around for more than 1 day...

 

[Drkinferno72]

It’s best that Chris is locked up and throw away the key.

 

[Dambusters' Dog II]

I read the not so classic fairytale Hans My Hedgehog

I know it from Jim Henson's adaptation, because I'm an illiterate retard:

 

[Jon Osterman]

I know that a lot of people predicts the homeless saga but...for some reason, I have the theory that Chris still has some insane enablers around there, I have a little prediction (I want to be wrong, anyway...) a random enabler or white knight is gonna adopt him, of course...if they can handle having Chris around for more than 1 day...

If he's got a backlog of tard bucks and some Praetor cash, he'd probably be able to coast on that in some shitty apartment until his tard luck gets him another source of income. I wonder if some local white knight will try to hire him out of pity, however if it's for a position other than CEO/do nothing figurehead, I doubt Chris would accept the offer. He already has so much on his plate as a full time goddess.

 

[Hepativore]

If he's got a backlog of tard bucks and some Praetor cash, he'd probably be able to coast on that in some shitty apartment until his tard luck gets him another source of income. I wonder if some local white knight will try to hire him out of pity, however if it's for a position other than CEO/do nothing figurehead, I doubt Chris would accept the offer. He already has so much on his plate as a full time goddess.

Any women in the area should arm themselves with mace or pepper spray just in case...

Actually, that could be the circumstances that could be used to force Chris into a home for the rest of his life. Either he goes into a home, permanently, or he also gets a rape charge and will have to register as a sex offender upon release after completing his prison sentence, and there is no way that Chris could keep up with the restrictions and required check-ins that being on the SOR imposes.

I know that is optimistic, but it seems that is one avenue the legal system could use to involuntarily commit Chris into a special needs facility, and it would not be "involuntary" per se as he would still technically have a choice.

 

[Kirby]

a random enabler or white knight is gonna adopt him, of course...if they can handle having Chris around for more than 1 day...

As ridiculous as it sounds I strongly believe that some rich ween will consider trying to take him in as their pet lolcow. They'll feed him, make him shower and display him like he's an exhibit in a zoo and just watch him for their own amusement. I don't think Chris would mind as long as they gave him enough enrichment. (toys)

 

[Twrx]

If he's got a backlog of tard bucks and some Praetor cash, he'd probably be able to coast on that in some shitty apartment until his tard luck gets him another source of income. I wonder if some local white knight will try to hire him out of pity, however if it's for a position other than CEO/do nothing figurehead, I doubt Chris would accept the offer. He already has so much on his plate as a full time goddess.

He wouldn't be able to coast, he'd get out and have to catch up on all the toys, and both sonic movies, repeatedly.

 

[King Kiwi]

If Barb is competent mentally enough to stay at home, do you think she remembers what Chris did?

And if she does, do you think that means (while not actively pressing charges) she's just letting the dominos fall in place? Just being passive aggressive and saying "oh well better than me ending up in there".

It seems like it would be just like Barb to let Chris take the heat while she sits back in the A/C, whether he's guilty or not.

She did entice him to spoon with her once snd has always manipulated him.

I think it's possible that even if she doesn't always have an active memory, if she does in fact retain some memory of what happened or the fact that her son is in jail, she would passively not try to find out what's going on with him and would let whatever happens to him happen to him.

Remember when he went to go find Julie?

His parents didn't threaten to lock him in the house so he couldn't leave anymore for his own safety, they threatened to lock him out of the house because they couldn't control him manipulate him anymore.

I'm just saying, it's still kinda sad how it doesn't seem like Barb cares either way if Chris went to jail or not for whatever.

She didn't seem to care if he incurred a lot of debt and it seemed it was no skin off her ass when, after her passing, the bank would repossess the house and Chris would have no where to live.

 

[thegooddoctor]

Cole married Katherine 10 years ago, and Cole is 59 now. If Cole fathers a child at this point, he will be older than Bob was when Chris was conceived. Katherine's age is unknown to me, but there is a good chance Cole and Chris are both genetic dead ends. It would be an act of divine irony if Cole managed to beget another Chris.

I really hope that doesn’t happen, I don’t know if this is an unpopular view but I do genuinely feel somewhat sorry for Cole being granted the relatives he has, at worst he’s just a bit of an egotistical prick with stupid takes but that is still better than 99% of the people we cover here. I think people do A-Log him when he’s just kind of a hipster douche that leeches off his wife. He’s still infinitely more functioning than Chris on every level, people who claim they’d rather hang with Chris than Cole are talking out of their ass, if Cole ever does have a kid I hope it’s nothing his anchor brother, he deserves better.

 

[Little Pigboy]

I know it from Jim Henson's adaptation, because I'm an illiterate retard:

Fuck, I'm going to have to watch this series. I could see Chris declaring this as proof of the merge.

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

I really hope that doesn’t happen, I don’t know if this is an unpopular view but I do genuinely feel somewhat sorry for Cole being granted the relatives he has, at worst he’s just a bit of an egotistical prick with stupid takes but that is still better than 99% of the people we cover here. I think people do A-Log him when he’s just kind of a hipster douche that leeches off his wife. He’s still infinitely more functioning than Chris on every level, people who claim they’d rather hang with Chris than Cole are talking out of their ass, if Cole ever does have a kid I hope it’s nothing his anchor brother, he deserves better.

cole always got shit on but the worst thing he's ever done is that he's put out some douchey movie reviews. it's gotta suck, having retarded 15 year olds constantly giving you unwarranted updates about your dumb prick tard brother only to find out that they weren't lying about him raping your scrambled egg brain mom.

 

[normankrasner]

so, will Chris(tine) eventually see Good Burger 2?

‘Good Burger 2’ Set at Paramount+, Kenan Thompson and Kel Mitchell Returning

“Good Burger 2” has officially been greenlit at Paramount+, with original stars Kenan Thompson and Kel Mitchell set to return. The news was revealed on Friday’s episode of “…

variety.com

 

[Little Pigboy]

so, will Chris(tine) eventually see Good Burger 2?

‘Good Burger 2’ Set at Paramount+, Kenan Thompson and Kel Mitchell Returning

“Good Burger 2” has officially been greenlit at Paramount+, with original stars Kenan Thompson and Kel Mitchell set to return. The news was revealed on Friday’s episode of “…

variety.com

Holy shit... Kenan is such a dickhead though, he shunned Kel even during his rough times. I guess Cosby semen really fucks you up, considering he blew him for fame... there's a pattern with darkies like that... look at Raven Simone- sucked Cosby cock as a kid and boom- full retard on a talk show couch.