DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: The Side Scrollers Podcast Week of March 13th

[ACE CERTIFICATION PROGRAM]

Keem wants to interview the pig’s top whales now

Edit: now he's looking through Derich's Twitter lmao

 

[blahblahblah678]

Derich is not a DSP whale, Doody. He is a problematic fan for Phil.

 

[One Quick Post]

Holy shit it just keeps going, this has been fucking magical. I really didn't expect DSP to make a such a comeback as a lolcow, he's been so stale over the last few years.

I really loved his unhinged ranting about Adam being misinformed, as if he didn't formulate his opinion of Phil based on five hours of talking to him. He had his information direct from the tap, Phil, and he decided it tasted like shit!

 

[Tears for T]

Finally, Derich is finally being brought up. Wonderful! And yes, he is not a whale, he's just Dave's retarded son.

 

[detractorzer0]

Keem wants to interview the pig’s top whales now

Well, Phil, you fucking asked for this. Way to go dickhead.

 

[Surly Muppet]

I understand the appeal of shitting on Derich and Phil for defending Derich, but I think the bigger point of interest is OMM. Someone that Phil can't keep his story straight on and who literally gives him scheduled tips daily. That's not normal and it speaks to a shady arrangement.

EDIT: Doody did bring up OMM.
EDIT 2: Imagine bringing up dumbass Timbo and not mentioning that he's gone into multiple bankruptcies while whaling for Phil. That's like... his whole personality.
EDIT 3: Alright he eventually mentioned it. I'll stop backseat detracting.

 

[Jasper2K]

This is one of the most unhinged things dsp has ever done. Holy fuck. This dude is insane we say that all the time but he needs help. Is the merge happening?

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

IT'S DERICH TIME BABY

 

[blahblahblah678]

TeamIcoGamer. HaseoX. GuitarPlayer. Slayer. Jaxx Raxxor. There's a decent amount of whales or regulars Keem could talk to.

 

[Kheapathic]

Keem saying he's gonna take that $50,000 and pay to talk... this is gonna be good.

 

[Corpun]

Keem is becoming Ahab now looking for whales to interview.

 

[PieceofShet]

Fuck Doody, why him? Please stop.

 

[Kheapathic]

"Call me Keemshael."

Seriously though, Keem, if you want info, fucking come here. We got knowledge.

 

[Hectic Heckler]

Doody says Timbo is on his 5th bankruptcy and immediately I remember why he's a retarded dentractor.

Doody is now suggesting Keem try to get in touch with Panda Lee, years after she left the vortex. I wonder if Phil would twist that into "Keem is a stalker" angle. Stay retarded, Doody.

 

[UaineRunei]

I can't believe that I'm typing this, but Keemstar wants to interview Timbo.

 

[Jasper2K]

Doody says Timbo is on his 5th bankruptcy and immediately I remember why he's a retarded dentractor.

Really don't know how this dent got on and not Tevin, ann, piece of peace memology, agentproper itsagundom anyone. It's my opinion but I think doody is a leech. But w.e lets watch this train wreck unfold. Good job phil you brought this on yourself hahaha

SPEAK OF THE DEVIL itsagundam is going on the podcast. Craig is so fucking based

 

[Tears for T]

"Call me Keemshael."

Seriously though, Keem, if you want info, fucking come here. We got knowledge.

 

[ACE CERTIFICATION PROGRAM]

Fuck Doody, why him? Please stop.

Oh well, at least he's trying to redirect him to more knowledgeable tractors now

Edit: nvm he wants to sic Keem on the Panda

 

[blahblahblah678]

Keemstar Whale Hunter. Holy shit this is a gold mine idea.

 

[Surly Muppet]

It's debatable if Keem talking to whales is ultimately good or bad, since it may bait dents into giving Phil money to get the attention of Daddy Keem. But that money will just go to Scopely anyway.

I am intrigued by the fact that Phil seems to have finally drawn the attention of someone that could severely fuck with him if he wanted to.