My kids may have outgrown the cartoon Bluey, but I haven’t

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For British people of a certain generation (mine), it may be the Australian accents that soothe us into a state of pure happiness. It may be the quality of the animation, or the gentle, low-stress storylines. Or it may be that it just caught us at a particularly vulnerable time.

Whatever it is, whenever my children ask what we should watch on TV, I lobby hard to veto Nailed It!, (cake reality show), shouty cartoon Teen Titans, or tween sitcom, Bunk’d, in favour of one of my top viewing pleasures of the moment. My kids lightly protest; at eight, they have almost outgrown Bluey, the Aussie cartoon about a blue dog and her little sister. But I, apparently, have not.

The story of Bluey and its runaway success – since launching in 2018 it has gone on to broadcast in 60 territories – is reminiscent of the early days of Peppa Pig, another animated show aimed at nursery-age children that became one of the few things that parents could tolerate. Both position themselves in opposition to louder, flashier rivals. Both circumscribe the action, signalling to parents that they are in the hands of a Well-Made Show with no need for superheroes or space travel. Bluey is so acutely well observed, within such a tight domestic landscape, it might as well be Mrs Dalloway.

For the kids, it is an early exposure to the deep pleasures of seeing aspects of their interior life externally represented. In Bluey, the mum is always engaging with her children while doing a million other things. The dad, less stretched, effortlessly falls in with his children’s make-believe worlds, while trying to persuade them that his crafty nap or sidelong glance at the cricket (“how is that lbw?!”) is part of the game.

The show takes the alternative reality of small children extremely seriously. When Bluey and her friends, Snickers (a sausage dog) and Coco (a poodle), establish a rule that you can only walk in the shade, they are stuck in the middle of a field until the sun clouds over. Coco wants to cheat and make a run for it, but not even the promise of cupcakes will break Bluey. “If you cheat,” she says, “there’s no point playing the game.” There’s no hardliner like a six-year-old hardliner.

For parents, there are other, extra-mural pleasures. Bluey is made by the Australian Broadcasting Corporation in collaboration with the BBC (public funding! Of course). Its popularity has attracted famous cameos. Lin-Manuel Miranda popped up as the voice of a horse in one episode, Rose Byrne as Bluey’s aunt in another. There are things the kids see that the parents don’t, too. To my children’s scorn and amazement, it took me most of the first season to properly fix in my head that Bluey and Bingo, her younger sibling, are girls. “Is Bluey a boy or a girl?” I would ask, dimly, at the start of every episode. “How do you know she’s a girl?” The characters are square and blue and are supposed to be Australian cattle dogs, also known as blue heelers, with no anthropomorphic gender cues whatsoever. My child looked at me with pity: “We know she’s a girl because they call her ‘she’, der.”

In the end, the pleasures of the show seem to turn on a simple question of wanting to spend time with Bluey and her family because they’re so nice. They’re so funny. Everyone’s so happy. If the dramas are recognisable – that flash of fury from a child when somebody cheats at a game, or falls out of role, or gets tired, or hungry – everything is resolved by bedtime, with just enough of a nod to the long suffering of the parents to ensure they’re not presented as martyrs. But crucially – a nice escape from the real world – with no shouting. The language of the show is silly and divine, meanwhile, hingeing on all the jokes that grow within families. We’ve picked some of them up. In my own house, it amuses us to refer to dollars, as Bluey does, as “dollary-does”.

This morning, before writing this, I asked my daughter why she likes Bluey. She mentioned the characters and the stories, before evoking one of the primary pleasures of being eight and feeling wildly superior to the six-year-olds. Mainly she liked Bluey, she said loftily, “because dramatic things for babies are funny”.

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I enjoy bluey but that's mainly since I watch it with my kids. Bluey is a nice wholesome show that genuinely gets the pains of raising kids. Most of the enjoyment I get from it, besides just spending time with the kiddos, is relating to the child raising experience while appreciating the lessons it shows my kids.

It's a good cute show but without spending substantial time with toddlers your not really going to appreciate it as much. It's a shame since it's probably the best show for kids right now but now it's got this weird baggage.

I guess I now understand what parents felt like when there daughters asked for my little pony toys, knowing so many of those dolls ended up in jars.
 
The large number of adults obsessed with this is almost as disturbing as the MLP craze.
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It is extra disturbing because Bluey aimed at a younger audience than even my little pony friendship is magic or Sonic the Hedgehog. Grooming is a big issue in both fandoms. It doesn't help the adult bluey fandom, like to role play as parents to fictional dog children.
 
A few weeks ago my nephews, who are 12 and 10, wanted to watch this show with me when I was babysitting for them and my niece, who is 5. I told them we could throw it on for the niece and do something else but apparently they are unironic fans of this show for preschoolers, too, and tried to convince me of its quality. I told them I was disappointed and they should grow up and get some more age appropriate interests, but it doesn't seem like there are very many good shows for young boys these days so I guess I shouldn't be surprised.
 
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who is this cartoon aimed for? 4 or 5 year old kids?

When I was that age, I was watching Don Bluth movies, entertainment that treated kids with a good degree of respect and didn’t talk down to them. I was watching cartoons like DuckTales that had a good mix of comedy and action.

Bluey and modern kid shows just seem like the equivalent of dangling car keys in front of a baby’s face as entertainment, the most low effort, pointless bullshit garbage. What kind of broken, pathetic adult would get the slightest iota of entertainment from drivel like this?

My guess is furry or pedophile. Probably both
 
Bluey and modern kid shows

The point of the article is that Bluey isn't like those other kid's shows in that it's far better than jangling keys in front of a baby, and doesn't talk down to the kids. I also expect you've got nostalgia glasses about the old shows and movies, which is fair enough - we just react differently to stuff we watch as a kid, even if we realise later its flaws.

When you're looking after kids and being exposed to their entertainment, you notice what stands out from the crop, for all different reasons. I think it's fine to like a well-made show at long as the reasons aren't 'Well there's a fuckable dog.'

I also think it's idiotic to say everyone who, for example, enjoys a Pixar film or likes The Muppets or ever wanted to watch Star Wars with their kids was automatically into kiddy things because they're a pedo. There's degrees (again, fucking furries), but it's counter-productive at minimum to think everything with a G rating is shit so any adult who think you can still tell a good story with a G rating is lying, it's just all about sex. It's perilously close to coomer talk.
 
The point of the article is that Bluey isn't like those other kid's shows in that it's far better than jangling keys in front of a baby, and doesn't talk down to the kids. I also expect you've got nostalgia glasses about the old shows and movies, which is fair enough - we just react differently to stuff we watch as a kid, even if we realise later its flaws.

When you're looking after kids and being exposed to their entertainment, you notice what stands out from the crop, for all different reasons. I think it's fine to like a well-made show at long as the reasons aren't 'Well there's a fuckable dog.'

I also think it's idiotic to say everyone who, for example, enjoys a Pixar film or likes The Muppets or ever wanted to watch Star Wars with their kids was automatically into kiddy things because they're a pedo. There's degrees (again, fucking furries), but it's counter-productive at minimum to think everything with a G rating is shit so any adult who think you can still tell a good story with a G rating is lying, it's just all about sex. It's perilously close to coomer talk.
Fair points, and I agree with a lot of what you say, but I think you may have misunderstood part of my post.

Clearly if it’s a parent watching with their kid there’s nothing wrong with that. Even adults who want to take a trip down nostalgia road every now and then I can understand. We all do that. I still make a point to watch the Hey Arnold Christmas special every year with my sister and we’re in our 30s. I don’t think something being G rated automatically makes it shitty either. I still have a fondness for older Disney movies and the aforementioned Don Bluth movies.

My point was just trying to understand how an adult would be entertained by something clearly meant for very young, preschool aged kids, more invested than the actual kids the show targets. You gotta admit it’s kinda weird and creepy if they don’t have children of their own and are watching these kinds of shows as well. There’s a difference between enjoying a Pixar film as an adult and enjoying something that has no charm, intelligence or wit and is just mindless dreck meant to shut your toddler up for a half hour.
 
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There’s a difference between enjoying a Pixar film as an adult and enjoying something that has no charm, intelligence or wit and is just mindless dreck meant to shut your toddler up for a half hour.
Yeah, but my point is that Bluey has the charm, intelligence and wit and also only lasts for 8 minutes. That's why people keep writing articles that say how surprisingly good it is, because it stands out in that sea of mindless dreck.

And I'm just tired of having pedos brought up when dealing with anything kid-related. I don't think of sick shit when I see something like Bluey, or Paddington, or a bunch of other things I'd be delighted to share with kids in my life, and I don't want to think of the people who do. Something that's tougher and tougher to do when people can't talk about one without referencing the other. I also hate it when people insist that Bert and Ernie are gay - can't they just be Muppet friends on a kid's show that, rightfully, doesn't deal with sexuality at all?

That's my other main issue, not with you - just let things be wholesome and heartwarming. I don't want to know about degenerates fucking with a kid show every time I read a thing about it, same as I don't want to read about how it should have more diversity, like a previous article posted here suggested. I just want it to be treated on its merits as a show aimed at kids, not have to be reminded of the dregs of society whenever it's brought up.

Yes, it is nearly impossible to find anywhere decent to read about any form of entertainment when that's what I want. Which is ironic, considering it's me trying to find, and read about, various forms of escapism.
 
There's nothing inherently wrong with an adult enjoying kid's media.

Inherently.

I grew up with Ninja Turtles, Thundercats, GI Joe, and He-Man, like all red-blooded american boys of my age. I still have a soft spot for them. If a kid wanted to watch them, I could probably watch the shows along with them and enjoy them. Would I write a big news article about how they were some balm to my soul and sublimely amazing shows? Hell no!

What I have a problem with is when adults start sperging about how transcendental their love for that media is online, with this faux "uwu I'm so embarrassed at my secret pleasure" veneer.

It's like fat people. I don't inherently have a big problem with fat people... hell, I could stand to lose a few pounds. But I have a big problem with fat people who dress in clothes two sizes too small for them and parade around in public.

Hide your shame, people. We've all got our shames. But don't parade them around.
 
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