were you also a troll when you were a kid? do you have funny trolling stories from real life?

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malleusmaleficarum

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i was. i can remember a couple funny ones. i started young too. way before i was ever exposed to the world of internet trolling. in elementary school there was this really dumb bitch who was obsessed with certain retarded anime characters so i would draw pictures of sonic or whatever getting murdered in various graphic ways and leave them in her cubby & desk just so i could laugh at her overdramatic anime protagonist response whenever she discovered them.
 
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I learned I was an asshole at a really early age while in elementary school. It was a very hot day and there was only a single ancient box fan in the class room providing any circulation. Me and some other kid were the last two people in the classroom as recess was called. As we were getting our things he dared me to stick a pencil in the aforementioned box fan. I did it, thinking the pencil would be cut in half...

I was incorrect. The pencil, unscathed, caused one blade of the ancient box fan to shatter, making a loud snapping sound. The fan, now missing a blade, was horribly unbalanced and bouncing around like an autistic 8 year old in a pokemon card shop. Within seconds the fan wobbled off of the table it was on and fell onto the floor. While all of this was happening me and the other kid were laughing hysterically. All of this noise caused a teacher from a nearby room to run in and witness two kids standing over a broken fan, laughing, while one was holding a pencil. I froze up and just looked at the teacher. The other kid immediately blurts out: "WE FOUND IT LIKE THAT". I agreed.

Somehow the teacher didn't believe the story. Instead of going to recess I had to go into the principle's office to tell him what I did. And then he called my mom and told her what I did. After recess was over we were all back in the hot classroom. Everyone was miserable and complaining about how hot it was now that the only fan was dead. But every time someone complained I had to actively stop myself from laughing... they were all pissed off and it was my fault. Some people would have felt shame, or embarrassment. But not me, I thought it was funny as hell.
 
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Honestly I was a mean kid. I blame it on browsing chans at the ripe age of 11. In terms of offline stuff, I was just a smug little shit who would mess with people. I also think I wanted to be a cool guy, so I would constantly treat my middle school "gf" like shit. Now online is where my little shit tendencies really kicked in, I used to get Microsoft points by pretending to be girl before my voice dropped on xbox live. I convinced a kid to give me his xbox password and I deleted his whole account. I told another kid to scratch his disk with a screwdriver to get left 4 dead 2 hacks on console, all this at the ripe age of 12. I really was the internet tough kid.
 
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Imaloser said:
Honestly I was a mean kid. I blame it on browsing chans at the ripe age of 11. In terms of offline stuff, I was just a smug little shit who would mess with people. I also think I wanted to be a cool guy, so I would constantly treat my middle school "gf" like shit. Now online is where my little shit tendencies really kicked in, I used to get Microsoft points by pretending to be girl before my voice dropped on xbox live. I convinced a kid to give me his xbox password and I deleted his whole account. I told another kid to scratch his disk with a screwdriver to get left 4 dead 2 hacks on console, all this at the ripe age of 12. I really was the internet tough kid.
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And now you jack off to underage anime girls on the internet. Wew lad.
 
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There was a guy who pissed me off in math class all the time, and we were considered the best at math. He was a stoner type and an asshole and his buddies stole my shit all the time. I forget what the question was on the board, but I did the wrong math and I knew it. He had the correct answer for the class, but I gaslit him until he doubted his answer and then I called him a fucking moron.

Best part was, the teacher couldn't figure out the answer to verify even though he's the faggot who put it on the board.
 
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