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Thank you @GenociderSyo for adding the videos.

I've got more Disney adult fuckery, this time just images.

Thank God Disney does not let cosplayers enter the parks. For now.

I know that it's bad enough that children confuse other guests for costumed employees, but encountering that Mickey Mouse and old bearded man in bikini...

Mommy, I'm scared.
 
I would run from people with giant Disney Tattoos, or just giant pop culture Tattoos in general. I tried to post the better looking ones. I would sue the fuck out of the Tattoo Parlor, after seeing some of the Disney Tattoos I came across.

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Guys are rarer. Probably because it makes them look like a massive tool.

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I was thinking most of those aren't that bad, then i saw the bottom bit...
 
Thank God Disney does not let cosplayers enter the parks. For now.

I know that it's bad enough that children confuse other guests for costumed employees, but encountering that Mickey Mouse and old bearded man in bikini...

Mommy, I'm scared.
It's not something to show the kids, but that cosplay is just a joke about Disney buying Lucas Arts. He's supposed to be George Lucas dressed like slave Leia
 
Those were the better ones I found. You probably wouldn't like to see the bad ones.

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Some of these might be charitably referred to as "folk art." I kind of like the Peter Pan, in a disfigured, medievalist way. Stitch has a striking character at least while the hues remind me a bit of cake frosting.

...Come on these losers have to live with this stuff forever so let's try and look on the bright side. I do feel bad for the dude with the lions across his whole back, I hope he didn't pay for that shit. The tattoo of the guy with tattoos is fucking weird.
 
I would run from people with giant Disney Tattoos, or just giant pop culture Tattoos in general. I tried to post the better looking ones. I would sue the fuck out of the Tattoo Parlor, after seeing some of the Disney Tattoos I came across.

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A lot of Polynesians are fat. Really fat. But that didn’t stop people from complaining about how Maui’s character was “fat-shaming his people”.

Never mind that those three celebrities are mixed race and must stay in shape because of their public image. They by no means represent the average Polynesians.
Hell, probably not news to you, but most of the Rock's family are also wrestlers. For every one of him or his cousin(?) on the left, there's at least 3 guys that are just built like oak trees. I'm pretty sure they consider that shit a point of pride.
 
...Come on these losers have to live with this stuff forever so let's try and look on the bright side. I do feel bad for the dude with the lions across his whole back, I hope he didn't pay for that shit. The tattoo of the guy with tattoos is fucking weird.

If I was the Tattoo artist that did that. First, I'd shoot my customer, to spare them the shame for the rest of their lives. Then, I'd shoot myself, because I'm so stupid and lacking in awareness of my own ability, I thought to a good idea to permanently draw on people.
 
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Thank you @GenociderSyo for adding the videos.

I've got more Disney adult fuckery, this time just images.

Fucking hell, these people are broken (with the exception of the Darth Mouse/Slave Lucas duo), perhaps beyond repair.

I'm not into jewelry/accessories, and the only concession I make is a watch because I detest unpunctuality even more. Even accounting for taste and my lack of interest, that ring looks like the kind of plastic tat you find in bootleg chinese toysets. But, even looking at a loss of one year and a half of work in the eye, this soybot can't help but throw in le ebin ehm-see-you reference for les updoots. I can't decide if it's more pathetic if he's poor or rich: on one hand, you'd have an easily fungible wageslave working himself to the bone to afford a worthless ring that reminds him of a mediocre movie; on the other, stands an imbecile with more money than sense who'd drop a fortune on the same chunk of shiny garbage.

I don't know which one is more pitiable, but I am sure I loathe them both.
 
It's not something to show the kids, but that cosplay is just a joke about Disney buying Lucas Arts. He's supposed to be George Lucas dressed like slave Leia

I guess that makes it funny then, but it still makes me shudder. The cringe factor is definitely part of the joke, but you can't tell these days.

Drag queens, for instance, were supposed to be cringe comedy, but nowadays the artists in question take it way too seriously, to the point where one can only assume it's 100% unironic fetish porn.
 
Came across this Tumblr post today--

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-- and was reminded of how munchie lolcow Polissa Campbell desperately wanted a Baymax of her own at one point.

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She's a Disney Adult too, but not to the extent of the others that regularly visit the parks, etc. Partly because she's more focused on blowing what money she has on weed. I often forget she's even into Disney until I see her art:

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Also this:

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Seeing the Tumblr post also reminded me of how there are other NEETs that want a Baymax as a caregiver or friend. Never mind that in the movie he is a barely operational (and functional) therapist.
 
They would have free lodging and food and basically a personal tour guide for 2 weeks. Disney family hemmed and hawed over this for a long time...and ultimately decided to go to Disneyland for a week instead. The family that invited them is understandably pretty hurt by this.
Hmmmmmmmmm.............................hmmmmmmmmmm.................Yeah, I guess seeing another culture and doing fun things with the rest of the family  might be nice.......but we must consoom our goyslop

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I don't have Tik Tok and could only pull these off Google but these two have recently made the rounds. If someone more savvy than me can imbed the videos it would be appreciated!

Hound dogs the princesses. It's her thing.


This one cracks it that Minnie didn't acknowledge her.


Disney tattoos could fill a whole thread too.
Most of those are cringy as fuck,but that SallyXPochantas was actually really beautiful ! The dream catcher wasn't that awful either.
I was going to say that it's horrifying. What do you like about it?
I'm not being judgmental, I'm genuinely curious because I know it's just an aesthetic difference.
 
Miscellaneous Disney cringe for your consideration.

Ashley Yi returns with some grade D- Millennial humor:


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I found this YouTube Channel called TheMouselets who may be a source of some Disney Adult milk. Most of their stuff is more informative stuff about the Disney parks, but they definitely seem obsessed. They posted a quirky girl humor video about Disney World vs. Disneyland adults:


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Next is a lady who hunts down the most expensive item at Disney World. The two most expensive items she shows off cost $49,500 and $250,000.



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I did a little more research into these two castles. According to a Reddit thread, the 50K one was the butt-end of a lot of jokes on Disney's shop site. (Link Archive)
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What an absolute child. How much more entitled can you get? Moaning and groaning into a camera for over four minutes because Minnie Mouse didn't compliment your outfit. I wouldn't even expect this shit from a five-year-old.
 
I was going to say that it's horrifying. What do you like about it?
I'm not being judgmental, I'm genuinely curious because I know it's just an aesthetic difference.
Nah that's a fair question i suppose I'm looking at it from the tattoo perspective rather then the Disney perspective. The tattoo itself is actually really well done, the colours and line work are very pretty. The artist is skilled and even the idea it's different from the generic Disney shit.

I have a lot of tattoos and even if i have something that's "popular", i like to have my own spin on it. And that's what I'm getting from that tattoo specifically, the artist drew that and designed with the customer criteria its original even though its a mainstream image so to speak, it is different then off the wall Disney image.

The rest of those tattoos are fucking horrendous the line work is blown out the colour is patchy and horrendous, not to mention tacky in some cases.
 
straight adult men don't usually enjoy musicals. Nothing screams fag more than a dude singing Disney songs.
Bullshit. I will posit that if you aren't an enjoyer of and sing along to "Silence! the Musical" it is you who are a fag. This shit rules. I will fight u over this, kunt


Went to the extra effort to find the OG 2005 versions that were posted on myspace that are far superior to the newer versions.



 
Bullshit. I will posit that if you aren't an enjoyer of and sing along to "Silence! the Musical" it is you who are a fag. This shit rules. I will fight u over this, kunt


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And Avenue Q is like the quintessential musical for straight adult men. Specifically that edgy early Adult Swim crowd.
 
And Avenue Q is like the quintessential musical for straight adult men. Specifically that edgy early Adult Swim crowd.
And while only Book of Mormon ended up being an actual show, Cannibal! The Musical and, The South Park Movie, and Team America all take inspiration from that type of production/music/etc.
 
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