Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

so I was wondering why they were pushing the gumroad so much the last few shows ... I guess PPP needed a new watch ...
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3MMA said:
The answer to severe drop off in viewers isn’t to slap a paywall on it.
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The thing is there were feeding the viewers promises for close to year now. "We will diversify", "No more 144p", "Actuall high effort premade content", "Rotation of the jokers", "Third chair". A none of it came to be. The audience got 1, fucking 1 prerecorded project and unedited reaction streams on gumroad.
I might be going full schizo, but if they were actually putting in effort and acting on promises made, they might have gotten that gumroad sub-base that they crave so much. The show did not start from a point of viewer resentment, quite the opposite.
Don't want to keep brining up the same example, but 2015-2017 DPP should have been their refernce point. Same inbred white trash retards (but 3-4 instead of 2), same lolcow focus (but it was Brett Keane instead of the Gunt), but actual commitment and a semblance of professionalism is what allowed that show to get interviews, get sponsors and hold the status of one of the main semi-political podcasts for a good year - year and a half, while having paywalled elements. It is crazy that in both premise and style the shows are nearly identical, but the Casino is miles and miles behind in execution. I guess TJ "balls-in-boiling-oil" Kirk had better business sense than PPP, the more you know.
 
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Big Fat Guy said:
They did this stunt last year and it backfired hard. Why do they keep trying to do this same thing?

Their studio? Lmao. Moving in together? Roflmao. Will Andy be cleaning the toilet lid?

I’m not stupid enough to pay these faggots to hear their takes on drama, reality shows or movies. I guess the high rolling super chats were all fake, like Ralph’s.
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Someone made that remark in the chat before the stream and PPP was quick to delete it :lol:
 
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The_Stolas said:
The thing is there were feeding the viewers promises for close to year now. "We will diversify", "No more 144p", "Actuall high effort premade content", "Rotation of the jokers", "Third chair". A none of it came to be.
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I think some of this has to do with when Metokur didn't hold their feet to the fire, not that he's under any obligation to do so. After his appearance on the Casino he showed that he wasn't going to go hard on them and so they just went right back to their shitty stale programming, like children who know that when dad says to behave or else "There will be consequences" only to never actually lay down the law.

I've been watching some old (but new to me) Metokur streams when he'd show up on Ralph's show and I really have come to appreciate why people call him "Daddy Jim" more. Just like Ralph and others (including Tardski who sounded significantly less retarded than he does now) back then who'd be on TRR, they'd really kind of shape up and fall in line because of Jim's (and by extension his audience) presence. That's probably part of why they (the Tard and the Lard) haven't taken Godwinson or even Null's (the rare time that he acknowledges them) jabs or critiques all that seriously: the former has a very small audience who don't paypig; the latter has an audience that mostly doesn't care about PPP/Tardski and the ones who do follow them are adversarial if anything to the Casino and its hosts.
 
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CatboyCumDump said:
They're paywalling the full show and only releasing part of it, chat revolt happening right now. These lazy fucking retards have gone from two free shows a week to one free show a week now to no shows at all but with a bonus one hour sneak peek at paywalled content, what shysters.
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Guaranteed they put the alogging of the nice family that visits buffets behind the paywall
 
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Now I'm just like Ralphamale, BISH! And Fag Fuentes! At the same time, too! Woah buddy!
I had no idea their shows only last 10 minutes these days, but ok.
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Oh shit lmao is that your first hate comment?
WOOOOAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHBBBBBBUUUUUUUUDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDYYYYYYY
That is pretty funny. You could easily just wave off any criticism with "it is what it is."
 
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hawkisnight said:
It's a bold move putting shows behind a paywall when you have such a small show. They should also do prerecorded segments between superchats calling their audience poorfags and freefags. That will certainly make the viewer into payer!
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At least they don't (yet) call the Freefags Faggots like TRS does with their ads in the middle of Hour 1 of the Daily Shoah
 
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Speaking of which, I got a first actual KC fan in the comments:
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Now I'm just like Ralphamale, BISH! And Fag Fuentes! At the same time, too! Woah buddy!
I had no idea their shows only last 10 minutes these days, but ok.
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Of fucking course it's a guy with an ahegao avatar. :story:
 
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Episode 30: Pizza Day!

Includes KC26 and RB19.
Punt the Gunt and its consequences have been a disaster for PPP, something he seethes about to this day.
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Of fucking course it's a guy with an ahegao avatar. :story:
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It gets even better - this nigga made a playlist that has Rama Rama in it.
Give your head a shake, buddy.
 
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I won't even comment on whether or not the show is worth paying for, but the magnitude of how much they fucked up the annoucement of this paywall blows my mind. These idiots could have done their regular show and preannounced this plan at the end, then released the paywalled show a couple of days later with the youtube preview. They would gotten much less backlash and fans wouldn't feel like they just had the rug pulled out from under them. Hell, they end up doing 8+hr streams every week! Just do some basic planning and split it in half. They didn't even care enough to put in an extra effort, but they still expect fans to pay for it.

You know what the real death knell for the show is? No one has even bothered to reupload the stream. That's how you know it's over. No one even cares enough to steal it.
 
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Nothing can go wrong just two unstable man children who have a tendency to burn bridges with friends living together. So after he leaves Warski, whats next? On a side note do we have any details on Croc? If we can find PPP's old friends from school we could unlock much lore.

Current theory: Ashton was abusive (he is a rapist after all) to his brother causing his mother and father to divorce. Which is why his father hates him.
 
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The thing is there were feeding the viewers promises for close to year now. "We will diversify", "No more 144p", "Actuall high effort premade content", "Rotation of the jokers", "Third chair". A none of it came to be. The audience got 1, fucking 1 prerecorded project and unedited reaction streams on gumroad.
I might be going full schizo, but if they were actually putting in effort and acting on promises made, they might have gotten that gumroad sub-base that they crave so much. The show did not start from a point of viewer resentment, quite the opposite.
Don't want to keep brining up the same example, but 2015-2017 DPP should have been their refernce point. Same inbred white trash retards (but 3-4 instead of 2), same lolcow focus (but it was Brett Keane instead of the Gunt), but actual commitment and a semblance of professionalism is what allowed that show to get interviews, get sponsors and hold the status of one of the main semi-political podcasts for a good year - year and a half, while having paywalled elements. It is crazy that in both premise and style the shows are nearly identical, but the Casino is miles and miles behind in execution. I guess TJ "balls-in-boiling-oil" Kirk had better business sense than PPP, the more you know.
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This time last year, Kino Casino was hitting their stride. Constant donations and growth, feasting upon the shitshow that was post Portugal Ralph. Because in the early days, they were under pressure to perform. Once they dropped the ball enough times and anyone with taste stopped tuning in they stopped trying, and here we are. The stupid thing is, they've both proven they're capable of more but they're too lazy and stupid to put the work in. A show with paywalled elements where the hosts are no longer limited by Youtubes rules can be very successful- Steven Crowder proves it. But neither Ashton nor Andy want to put that level of work in when they know they can simply beg for enough table scraps to get by. It's one of the number one traits that make someone a lolcow.
 
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