Trump to be arrested by NY DA Tuesday March 21,2023

Matt Damon said:
And he's not wrong. Butter is great.
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So true.
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So when Trump announced last week that he was going to be arrested on Tuesday (today), breadtubers were speculating that he was lying and he would actually be arrested either on Monday or Wednesday for some stupid reason (something to do with the government not saying exactly when they will arrest him). This ignores logic that if he had such a high-profile warrant on him, the government wouldn't wait around twiddling their thumbs before trying to arrest him. They would know where he is since former presidents get a lifetime of secret service protection (Former Presidents Protection Act of 2012) - therefore he'd have a bunch of government employees following him around at all times.

Now with the warrant canceled today, I bet $5 they're going to try filing another warrant in a few months right when both major parties start picking candidates for the 2024 presidential election.
 
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teriyakiburns said:
Remember folks, it it isn't in an archive, it didn't happen. Screenshots are meaningless. Otherwise, you have to believe the don loves butter this much:

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And what is butter made from? MILK! The drink of white supremacists! A clear call to arms!
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He be running.
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I'd honestly be super impressed if a Trump, a 76 year old man could evade police like that.
 
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Virago Esteemer said:
People say Trump is an idiot. He's not. He's certainly eccentric and annoying, but he's very people-smart and very cutthroat. You don't rise through the ranks of the NYC
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…slum landlord and construction business unless you’re a criminal, who does business with and with the same methods as the mafia.
 
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Idaho Battle Barn said:
Now with the warrant canceled today, I bet $5 they're going to try filing another warrant in a few months right when both major parties start picking candidates for the 2024 presidential election.
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Wait, you actually believe that there was a warrant for today, and that now it’s been cancelled?
 
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Idaho Battle Barn said:
Now with the warrant canceled today, I bet $5 they're going to try filing another warrant in a few months right when both major parties start picking candidates for the 2024 presidential election.
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It's not cancelled. There's a hearing going on right now at the courthouse where the fake and gay bomb threat was called in.
 
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teriyakiburns said:
Remember folks, it it isn't in an archive, it didn't happen. Screenshots are meaningless. Otherwise, you have to believe the don loves butter this much:

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That reminds me of that tales from the crypt episode with bill paxton eating sticks of butter all the time cause of some weird butter addiction. That screenshot should be included with clips of that episode, along with trump rambling about how much he loves butter and how trump butter is the perfect addition to trump steaks

Either that or go the kramer turkey in that seinfeld episode where kramer accidently cooks himself with butter. Turkey trump would be best trump
 
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