Nexpo/YT Horror Channels - Do they all suck

[My Name is Mud]

New Nightmind vid:

I immediately tuned out because it’s another analog horror or ARG. I don’t find Henson muppets scary. The people who obsess autistically over Muppets just annoy me. Yeah the art is good but it’s being wasted on such an uninspired concept.

Puppets... but scary?!
wow this is so shockingly original - a popular media thing for children, but creepy?!

What's next? Creepy clowns? Creepy cartoons? Creepy pizza restaurant mascots? Creepy children's toys? Imagine the endless and totally original possibilities!

 

[Shek$il]

Puppets... but scary?!
wow this is so shockingly original - a popular media thing for children, but creepy?!

What's next? Creepy clowns? Creepy cartoons? Creepy pizza restaurant mascots? Creepy children's toys? Imagine the endless and totally original possibilities!

Dude what if someone opened a pizza restaurant with animatronics and the animatronics ate humans??

Or, what if there was a TAPE but it's GLITCHY and says OMINOUS THINGS about a guy in your WALLS

Also, there's something about the drawings that still look like they came off Deviantart. I can't place my finger on it, but something is wrong about it being from 1969.

 

[DenseDeerFather]

Babe, new Shrouded Hand just dropped!

A horrific tale about some sick motherfucker with a bone-breaking fetish kidnapping some poor kid and breaking his legs in such horrific, gruesome ways (not that there are any non-gruesome ways to break legs) and further torturing/deforming his limbs and eventually his ribs.

As someone who has broken a leg in the past, it's horrific. It says a bit about the experience when I felt less pain after breaking my arm once.

How can...how can someone get aroused at broken bones? Like I know people have fetishes for the weirdest of shit but fucking broken bones? The fuck?

The asshole who did all of this had a list of young boys he wanted to torture and had already tortured two before + murdering one. Good lord, I hope he rots in jail.

Unrelated but my autistic humor had a little smile over "Baraboo".. That's such a weird name for a place to live and it sounds like a species of monkey.

 

[Table Country]

Dude what if someone opened a pizza restaurant with animatronics and the animatronics ate humans??

Or, what if there was a TAPE but it's GLITCHY and says OMINOUS THINGS about a guy in your WALLS

Or what if they have the puppets right? And they have them sing a song about using their imagination, but it gets REALLY freaky.

 

[artery]

This channel has been getting pushed a lot to me lately.

 

[Shek$il]

This channel has been getting pushed a lot to me lately.

If you want this balding nerd


To spend 30-40 minutes dissecting horror aimed at fetuses to infants he could be a solid choice.

Personally you cannot get less interesting than Minecraft for me. It's Herobrine tier and some flipnote studio animation where someone kills Kirby. The type of video I would classify as "aggressively boring".

 

[Shekelslovakia]

Babe, new Shrouded Hand just dropped!

A horrific tale about some sick motherfucker with a bone-breaking fetish kidnapping some poor kid and breaking his legs in such horrific, gruesome ways (not that there are any non-gruesome ways to break legs) and further torturing/deforming his limbs and eventually his ribs.

As someone who has broken a leg in the past, it's horrific. It says a bit about the experience when I felt less pain after breaking my arm once.

How can...how can someone get aroused at broken bones? Like I know people have fetishes for the weirdest of shit but fucking broken bones? The fuck?

The asshole who did all of this had a list of young boys he wanted to torture and had already tortured two before + murdering one. Good lord, I hope he rots in jail.

Unrelated but my autistic humor had a little smile over "Baraboo".. That's such a weird name for a place to live and it sounds like a species of monkey.

Well originally hailing from Wisconsin we have some of the most funniest sounding city names in the country that and our notorious history of serial killers it's no wonder why we call our state "Wicked Wisco"! Lol!

Just a side note Baraboo is not too far away from the Capitol, Madison.

 

[Quijibo69]

New Nightmind vid:

I immediately tuned out because it’s another analog horror or ARG. I don’t find Henson muppets scary. The people who obsess autistically over Muppets just annoy me. Yeah the art is good but it’s being wasted on such an uninspired concept.

Yet Another "Hello, Bendy, Grandma Poppy is creaming FNAF with Baldi at Garden of Bam Bam" things." but in website form! Nobody asked for or wanted.

 

[AskeDead]

This channel has been getting pushed a lot to me lately.

video essays are already bad enough man, we don't need a 2 and a half hour one on fucking video game creepypasta.

 

[TokiBun]

Well originally hailing from Wisconsin we have some of the most funniest sounding city names in the country that and our notorious history of serial killers it's no wonder why we call our state "Wicked Wisco"! Lol!

Just a side note Baraboo is not too far away from the Capitol, Madison.

Reminds me of how I love Last Pod taking the piss out of Wisconsin town names. They have a bit in their episode on Ed Gein making fun of whatever town he’s from.
I will say for the most part popular true crime podcasts are usually good. Not all of them but a decent amount are.

 

[Osama Bands Laden]

If you want this balding nerd
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To spend 30-40 minutes dissecting horror aimed at fetuses to infants he could be a solid choice.

Personally you cannot get less interesting than Minecraft for me. It's Herobrine tier and some flipnote studio animation where someone kills Kirby. The type of video I would classify as "aggressively boring".

Holy fuck this nigga looks ugly. I can tell just by how he looks what his voice sounds like. Am I the only one who can't sit through most youtube videos nowadays because of their annoying soy-voices?

 

[TokiBun]

Nah I feel the same way but in true crime I keep getting European narrators and their accents piss me off, (it’s because I’m autis-I mean AMERICAN)

 

[Individualism Incarnate]

it's a terrifying thought but emotional intelligence is a thing and not everyone gets a high score.

They're niggers, stupid shit it just what their species does.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

New Nightmind vid:

I immediately tuned out because it’s another analog horror or ARG. I don’t find Henson muppets scary. The people who obsess autistically over Muppets just annoy me. Yeah the art is good but it’s being wasted on such an uninspired concept.

I watched it and it's just really boring. Like scary websites aren't that interesting, and sure the art is good but the concept isn't anything special. That talent should've went into something else.

This channel has been getting pushed a lot to me lately.

I like this guy's content but the digital horror videos are complete misses and I was able to sit through his long FNAF videos. Digital horror just doesn't have the same effective scares especially with so many bad or boring horror media based on video games and such

 

[TokiBun]

I watched it and it's just really boring. Like scary websites aren't that interesting, and sure the art is good but the concept isn't anything special. That talent should've went into something else.


I like this guy's content but the digital horror videos are complete misses and I was able to sit through his long FNAF videos. Digital horror just doesn't have the same effective scares especially with so many bad or boring horror media based on video games and such

Right? Whatever this not Sesame street type show is it's not scary and whoever did the art for it should put their talents elsewhere.

 

[Colon capital V]

ARGs, More like GayRGs.

 

[Jimmy Hopkins]

First good video from Dreading in months. This story has always disgusted me so bad. What a tragic way to die. Hope her parents burn slow in hell.

 

[KingLiberty76]

I'm listening to the Baraboo bone breaker story, Jesus fucking christ of all the stories I ever heard this one is the most horrifying one I ever heard.
Doing this to a 14 year old and the fact he probably has done it to 2 other people makes it worse

 

[TokiBun]

I'm listening to the Baraboo bone breaker story, Jesus fucking christ of all the stories I ever heard this one is the most horrifying one I ever heard.
Doing this to a 14 year old and the fact he probably has done it to 2 other people makes it worse

I didn’t think a human could break bones like that which makes it all more scary at least for me.

 

[Crescent Fresh]

New Nightmind vid:

I immediately tuned out because it’s another analog horror or ARG. I don’t find Henson muppets scary. The people who obsess autistically over Muppets just annoy me. Yeah the art is good but it’s being wasted on such an uninspired concept.

I actually kind of like the idea in theory, because I haven’t seen it done with this level of attention to detail in a fair bit.

Like, they clearly have put so much effort into what’s there so far, including some actual, weathered paper pieces and crafted puppets…

Yet the craftsmanship is the only highlight.

Every single other bit about this is handled so incredibly fucking terribly that it immediately pulls me so far out of it.

This guy genuinely has no idea how to run an ARG or general sort of web horror anything.

First off, at the end of the video, there’s the “about” page that immediately gives away the kind of horror that the rest of the series is planned to be, yet isn’t actually happening in it yet.

And then I found the audition script link.

While only three short scenes, it’s shit, and the implied “horror” thing at the end of it (one character intending to cut another’s head off during a play) dispels any idea that it’s worth keeping track of because of the effort in craftsmanship.