Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

[We're All Going To Hell 2]

Is the plan to not be able to fit soon to force Salad bowl to get a new place?

Eta:

This thread is a comfort blanket. Whatever happens in my life, at least i will never be as fat, ugly, retarded and smelly than Chantal. I'll never live in fuckign kuwaiit in a fuckign shack. I'll never die of a heart attack at 40 ( how old is chantal anyway? )

Just for my personnal edification, i'll actually do this ramadan shit, just to test myself. And when i succeed it will simply be another checkmark that i'll never be like Chantal.

Ah yes mocking religion and being just as shitty as Chins. See y'all have something in common after all

 

[Vastly Amused]

Reminds me of Amy Ramandans husband who had the bedroom locked to keep the wife out and slept with their male child with him instead.

Or Amy herself, who locked away from the kiddos the snacks she wanted all to herself.

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

i will never be as fat, ugly, retarded and smelly than Chantal. I'll never die of a heart attack at 40

You sure about that, friendo?

i'll actually do this ramadan shit, just to test myself. And when i succeed

...you'll be like the millions upon millions of Muslims who "succeed" in their religious fast annually. But hey, you'll be doing it not for "personal edification" or religious belief but to dunk on a retarded woman on the internet who makes you mad! How very unique and special you will be!

i'll never be like Chantal.

too late.

 

[ADHD]

This thread is a comfort blanket. Whatever happens in my life, at least i will never be as fat, ugly, retarded and smelly than Chantal. I'll never live in fuckign kuwaiit in a fuckign shack. I'll never die of a heart attack at 40 ( how old is chantal anyway? )

Just for my personnal edification, i'll actually do this ramadan shit, just to test myself. And when i succeed it will simply be another checkmark that i'll never be like Chantal.

If you feel the need to tell people you're better than Chantal, you're not.

 

[Kitty kitty cat]

This thread is a comfort blanket. Whatever happens in my life, at least i will never be as fat, ugly, retarded and smelly than Chantal. I'll never live in fuckign kuwaiit in a fuckign shack. I'll never die of a heart attack at 40 ( how old is chantal anyway? )

Just for my personnal edification, i'll actually do this ramadan shit, just to test myself. And when i succeed it will simply be another checkmark that i'll never be like Chantal.

Sweet sweet summerchild. If you need the likes of chins to reasure yourself, that youre aight, you probably suck. Welcome to the farms. Lurk more
Ninjaed by @ADHD

 

[DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK]

Now you went and did it. She's gonna "stage" some Durex and Trojan wrappers all over the fartbox.

"Oh THESE? (tee hee!) Well...THAT'S PRIVATE!"

I hope she does. That would be just as sus, since she is barren and supposedly married to her soul mate and totally doesn't have any STDs. Why would they need to use condoms?

Also him leaving his pathetic PS3 over there as set dressing because Chantal doesn't know it's old is either proof that he doesn't live there or that he is poor as fuck. I'm not gonna fuck off on the subject of Salad being a FAKE GAMER GIRL because it is simply too funny. Mistress of Darkness makes him look like a poser and all she does is weird sexual dances in Fortnight.

 

[Fishmalk Observer]

Ill thought-out post but whatever. i'll go touch snow.

 

[TwinkieStorr]

New CP 03/21/2023

Spoiler: Text

Ok this is a bad edit but I have some bad news. I find it way too hot to cook in an abaya and hijab so for now until I'm healthier I will have to forego cooking live or on camera. I will do a regular hang out steam and maybe eat what I cooked with you guys. Ok see ya soon!

 

[FvckTurnip]

Hmm, I do not see a single male bath product whatsoever, unless Salah uses that bottle of Head n Shoulders for more than his head and shoulders. Giving Gunterella the benefit of the doubt, I thought that perhaps the bottle with the black cap on the bottom shelfcould have been a men’s body wash, but upon further investigation it looks to be the same brand as the bottle in front of the Head n Shoulders.

Fellas, is it part of middle eastern masculinity to smell like rose and vanilla? While I’m sure Salah wouldn’t mind, I’m sure his friends wouldn’t hesitate to call him a flowery faggot.

 

[Chihiro]

New CP 03/21/2023
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Ok this is a bad edit but I have some bad news. I find it way too hot to cook in an abaya and hijab so for now until I'm healthier I will have to forego cooking live or on camera. I will do a regular hang out steam and maybe eat what I cooked with you guys. Ok see ya soon!

lmfao she's too fucking fat to cook in her kitchen comfortably.

 

[Suspicious Activity]

Even without studying the landscape for personal items, or lack of, it’s clear that she spends most of her time in that little place alone.
Listen to her speak about it for any length of time. She throws in ‘I’ and ‘my’ into her speech in many, many places where ‘we’ and ‘our’ would be more appropriate if they were together in there all the time. Sometimes she even backtracks and replaces her ‘I’ with ‘we’.

Examples off the top of my head:
“I like to open the vent in the bedroom to let the air circulate…..I mean we do.”
“This is my kitchen”
“I flip switch when I shower”
“I drink two bottles a day”
“I let Harry out”

None of them alone would be definitive. Maybe she does these things without him, but she does it so often that it’s safe to assume she’s there alone a lot.

Also, while I’m here…what the hell was the point of that ‘Beezer’ spray? He doesn’t ship anywhere in the world outside of Kuwait.

 

[Stroppy Trollop]

Chins makes meatloaf and tomato soup with grilled cheese. One time, during the Bibi era, she broiled a package of hot dogs with BBQ sauce. She doesn't need a stove. Salad should sell it to make room for Box Mountain 3.0 to take shape.
Once the remaining groceries rot, the FULL!!! SIZED!!! fridge will be used for water, full sugar Pepsi and take-out leftovers (LOL!).
The locked cabinet is full of snacks and chocolate bars.

 

[Constellationzero]

I hope she does. That would be just as sus, since she is barren and supposedly married to her soul mate and totally doesn't have any STDs. Why would they need to use condoms?

Also him leaving his pathetic PS3 over there as set dressing because Chantal doesn't know it's old is either proof that he doesn't live there or that he is poor as fuck. I'm not gonna fuck off on the subject of Salad being a FAKE GAMER GIRL because it is simply too funny. Mistress of Darkness makes him look like a poser and all she does is weird sexual dances in Fortnight.

But then I just RUHHLIZZED that if she did do that, it would just be another tell that she is 1. A Sharmuta, and 2. Not married.
Because why would you let your toadully reel huzzbin plow you with a raincoat on. I mean, he's faithful...right? RIGHT?

 

[San Dimas High School]

Also, while I’m here…what the hell was the point of that ‘Beezer’ spray? He doesn’t ship anywhere in the world outside of Kuwait.

I like how she couldn't find any male scrim scrams to put around the gamer station so that's where she puts all the homemade Febreeze. Very normal. She had to have known how ridiculous that video looks before she posted it. She makes fun of people all the time for way less. There's just too many Easter eggs like the the not central air conditioning and power brick in the shower.

 

[Polystyrene Glioblastoma]

As your expert in all things refrigerator, you don't put a fridge right next to a stove with an oven, as it causes the fridge to have to work harder while cooking. If they must be next to each other, you leave a gap. This is not The Sims.
(mismatched appliances too, but whatever.)

 

[Mr. Manchester]

New CP 03/21/2023
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Ok this is a bad edit but I have some bad news. I find it way too hot to cook in an abaya and hijab so for now until I'm healthier I will have to forego cooking live or on camera. I will do a regular hang out steam and maybe eat what I cooked with you guys. Ok see ya soon!

Too hot already? Oh no. Oh no no no.

According to google the hottest it will get this week is 27 degrees (81 in moon landing units).

To quote the original Gunt, "It's nawt even hawt outside."

 

[Clusterfuckk2]

Wow that was a great episode of MTV’s Cribs: Kuwaiti Bomb Shelter edition.

I know I’m gonna be staying mad all day about it.

 

[repentance]

As your expert in all things refrigerator, you don't put a fridge right next to a stove with an oven, as it causes the fridge to have to work harder while cooking. If they must be next to each other, you leave a gap. This is not The Sims.
(mismatched appliances too, but whatever.)

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I keep looking at the rear controls. She's so short that she'd have trouble reaching across the stove without setting herself on fire.

 

[I_Am_Honor_Roll]

New CP 03/21/2023

"Ok this is a bad edit but I have some bad news. I find it way too hot to cook in an abaya and hijab so for now until I'm healthier I will have to forego cooking live or on camera. I will do a regular hang out steam and maybe eat what I cooked with you guys. Ok see ya soon!"

God, the immense pressure narcissists place on themselves.

"How will they manage without my videos of my pig hoof hands fumbling with unwashed vegetables, as I make unspeakably awful dishes that are gonna hit the fucking trashcan as soon as I stop the camera? How will the rest of the world go on without ME?"

 

[TrainWreckSpotter]

Latest tin foil hat theory, and I'll take all the trashcans, because Salah has no other possible motive (financial support, Canadian residency) that makes sense. What if he convinced her before she left Canada to take out a life insurance policy and name him as the beneficiary? She'd be dumb enough to do it. So he created an electrocution hazard in the bathroom, continues to feed her to death, and locks her into a fire trap, just waiting for that unfortunate "accident" or health crisis so he can collect.