DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: The Side Scrollers Podcast Week of March 13th

[Pizza Parker's Pizza Time]

It's always hilarious that every defence of Phil relies on ignoring what the pig says. Not even the wheelchairs care about the bullshit pig spews.

"The Pig told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. That was its final, most essential command."​

 

[Need Help With Tips]

KGhaleon is all over this comment section

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQGEYIWayjM&t=1s

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Apparently he still believes that Phil doesn't play WWEC, even though Phil said in the interview that he actively plays it ???

Hey KG, the dents over on the TKOH forums are starting to talk bad about your daddy again. Clean it up!

 

[Elbe]

Somebody tell KG that Phil is now denying the bank leaks are his.

 

[Sup3r]

Somebody tell KG that Phil is now denying the bank leaks are his.

And tell him he confessed to still be playing WWE Champions as well.

 

[ReentryPhantom]

And tell him he confessed to still be playing WWE Champions as well.

Inb4 someone tells him, and he replies back "But he doesn't spend thousands of dollars on it."

 

[Iron Father]

Also, if Phil actually believed his own content was good he'd probably have countered during the interview that he's not going to take advice about how to get big on the internet from an indistinguishable-from-the-million-others-just-like-it podcast full of nobodies that only has any buzz at all because he's on it, even of it is because he's hated.

That'd be a dogshit counter because, by having DSP on for a bacon grilling sesh, they're actually giving people what they want, unlike DSP.

It goes back to him not understanding Keem's methods, because fundamentally DSP doesn't understand the Internet.
He takes things personally all the time, rather than capitalizing on it. He pretends he can look back now and see his mistakes about TIHYDP, but current Phil is still making the same mistake.
He knows that drama sells, but he also acts shocked that his spamcore method of content creation isn't helping him grow.

He works 12 hours!!! Who gives a shit? You don't get overtime faggot, it's the Internet. Work smarter not harder.
Side Scrollers already understand the new meta more than DSP who streams 6 days a fucking week. How is that even possible?

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

He works 12 hours!!! Who gives a shit? You don't get overtime faggot, it's the Internet. Work smarter not harder.

As you said Phil doesn't understand the internet and he never did, he just sort of faceplanted into this whole thing and never took the time to understand it.

He is turning 41 but it might as well be 81 for as much as he understand the internet or the world as a whole.

During the rape interview he said that if only the bullytrolls would leave him alone for a year he would be fine and get some stability. He has harped on that stabilty thing in other rants. If you want a stable income self employed content creation on the internet aint it chief.
He is treating this as a 9-5 at a lets say helicopter factory, and the way he whined when he left Twitch he was clearly not understanding that he was not employed by them same goes for how he thinks his relationship with YouTube is.

 

[Iron Father]

> it's the Internet
> "if people would just leave me alone for a year"

It's so assbackwards.

 

[The Punished Mitch]

As you said Phil doesn't understand the internet and he never did, he just sort of faceplanted into this whole thing and never took the time to understand it.

He is turning 41 but it might as well be 81 for as much as he understand the internet or the world as a whole.

During the rape interview he said that if only the bullytrolls would leave him alone for a year he would be fine and get some stability. He has harped on that stabilty thing in other rants. If you want a stable income self employed content creation on the internet aint it chief.
He is treating this as a 9-5 at a lets say helicopter factory, and the way he whined when he left Twitch he was clearly not understanding that he was not employed by them same goes for how he thinks his relationship with YouTube is.

DSP legitimately wants the daily cashflow of a successful stripper with the job security and reliable income of a tenured professor who is willing to go along with whatever flavor rainbow the admin is pushing today.

 

[WutangLee]

The main reason for not doing the podcast is probably because he has to “share”.
Share the revenue. Share the attention. Share the echo chamber. Work with people who, while incredibly retarded, are infinitely more ‘personable’.

As immensely stupid as wings and boogie are, they still have the ability to come off as normal humans. DSP does not. DSP is a mentally and socially retarded only man-child who believes he deserves everything for doing absolutely nothing.

That and his jealousy of the elf Keem.

I don't even dislike DSP as much as i dislike Keem but even I was shocked. Simply put, on paper, Keem gets shit done. He threw an opportunity at people like Warski and Sam, and sooner or later he pulled through. Just play along at least until you get the money. Phil you fool. You unbelievable fool

What I wanted was for Keem or Craig to tell DSP. "Bring your wife in here, and tell her right now you're refusing 50,000$ for 1 hour of week of work" "bring her in here so she can understand that you're turning down 50k upfront before anything even gets off the ground"

 

[We Are The Witches]

> it's the Internet
> "if people would just leave me alone for a year"

It's so assbackwards.

Cistern Rumbler, you're an idiot!
Just listen to this, "if people would just leave me alone for a year, Oh! It's the Internet!" yeah! Just because it's the Internet, it doesn't mean you can do all kinds of fucked up stuff to others, right?

I mean, uh- (pfff), seriously, you're a moron, a mouth drooling piece of shit, you're a human piece of shit. No, seriously! If you think that's OK? That you can make stuff up about me and my wife, because you're a no life loser, then you're banned! Never come back! You don't listen! I've been a content creator for 15 years and trolls have doxed me, SWATted me, copyright striked me, illegally by the way, and all this stuff... man, you think it's normal behaviour?

I'm asking you! Cistern Rumbler, you actually think a sane person with an iota of brains in their head would spend this much time and effort to take someone down? I've been through this! (laughs) "Oh, it's the Internet!" so? (laughs) So!?
All I said was that if my haters would leave me alone for a year, without fucking with me and my livelihood, everything would go smoothly (shrug), but it's not gonna happen (sips), I know it won't because these people are sick in their heads. Every time I see the light at the end of the tunnel, something else comes up. And it just never ends!
So yeah, you're permanently banned, get the fuck out of my streams.

Spoiler: ...

 

[Iron Father]

Please Phil sir no bully sir!

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

> it's the Internet
> "if people would just leave me alone for a year"

It's so assbackwards.

I think this is where he gets people. Not sure if on purpose or what but I'm leaning towards just him stumbling into shit like this where it's impossible feat for one side, and it will always keep him in the ultimate victim status. You cannot bargain with him.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

He is treating this as a 9-5 at a lets say helicopter factory, and the way he whined when he left Twitch he was clearly not understanding that he was not employed by them same goes for how he thinks his relationship with YouTube is.

It's truly amazing that Phil has had this 9-5 "I show up to work and that's good enough" attitude and made what should be more than a comfortable living for over a decade on the Internet. If only Phil realized how unbelievably lucky he is.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

Jesus I think I just lost braincells listening to this. He descibes DSPReacts as setting up business ventures.

And then goes on to say that he launched DSP reacts at the right time.

 

[Corpun]

I used to think Slayer would be the most interesting dent to talk to if you were able to interview one of DSP's dent fans, but Horse Fucker Keith is really fighting for that title in my mind. I really want to know what goes on in his little head.

Anyways I have a big write-up about the interview and some final thoughts on it on top of some DSP psychoanalysis. This is going to be some super autism because I couldn't get on here at all the past few days and this has been stewing in my mind.

 

[MetalOwls]

Cistern Rumbler, you're an idiot!
Just listen to this, "if people would just leave me alone for a year, Oh! It's the Internet!" yeah! Just because it's the Internet, it doesn't mean you can do all kinds of fucked up stuff to others, right?

I mean, uh- (pfff), seriously, you're a moron, a mouth drooling piece of shit, you're a human piece of shit. No, seriously! If you think that's OK? That you can make stuff up about me and my wife, because you're a no life loser, then you're banned! Never come back! You don't listen! I've been a content creator for 15 years and trolls have doxed me, SWATted me, copyright striked me, illegally by the way, and all this stuff... man, you think it's normal behaviour?

I'm asking you! Cistern Rumbler, you actually think a sane person with an iota of brains in their head would spend this much time and effort to take someone down? I've been through this! (laughs) "Oh, it's the Internet!" so? (laughs) So!?
All I said was that if my haters would leave me alone for a year, without fucking with me and my livelihood, everything would go smoothly (shrug), but it's not gonna happen (sips), I know it won't because these people are sick in their heads. Every time I see the light at the end of the tunnel, something else comes up. And it just never ends!
So yeah, you're permanently banned, get the fuck out of my streams.

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You captured his mannerisms so well. It's tit for tat exactly what Phil said reacting to the Side Scrollers aftermath podcast, just names and words swapped around like a fucking mad lib.

I swear you can make Phil an AI voice and let it run on autopilot with Chat GPT. There'd be absolutely no difference with how flat and dull the man is.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

I used to think Slayer would be the most interesting dent to talk to if you were able to interview one of DSP's dent fans

When you say this. I'm going to assume that interesting as in "look guys I found this fish with two heads, it serves no purpose and is really gross yet fascinating".

Apart from random K-pop wiki, how glue is made and ya yo yaa yoo what can he tell?

 

[hector85]

I swear you can make Phil an AI voice and let it run on autopilot with Chat GPT.

if the AI can learn to snort, belch, and go on random tangents about shit and balls i truly believe it will be able to create a superior product.

 

[MetalOwls]

if the AI can learn to snort, belch, and go on random tangents about shit and balls i truly believe it will be able to create a superior product.

Just have a soundboard handy. And if there's anything we learned from the 5 hours spent with him, Phil can hold off on grunting and snorting like a pig.