Shane Edward Nokes / @NorrathReaver / Daddy Cum Cannon - Internet Tough Guy and “Retired Cybersecurity Expert” who worked with the US Secret Service and FBI – In reality, a perpetually unemployed leech on disability benefits who threatens people on the internet all day. Raped with a butterknife.

[Fag Albert]

This guy is a throwback. I think it's the name but i get a strong feeling he wasted a lot of time in the 2000's on Everquest. Everquest niggers are a special breed and would really complete the picture for me.

 

[Next Task]

He's the nerd version of the Navy Seal copypasta, split up into tweets and pretending oh so hard to not be angry. Which makes him calling them Gravy Seals even funnier.

 

[Alabaster Disaster]

Good luck getting any farmers IP. We're behind seven proxies, fag.

See I'd believe he was a real Neo Hackerman if he'd taken note of how many posts were coming from Amsterdam over the weekend.

 

[Mr Moonface]

Oh dear... He shouldn't have made that 'raped by a butterknife' tweet:



Also:

 

[I Just Can't Do It :(]

Interesting collage posted by Patrick S. Penison on twitter.
I also think that him dropping a 1 star review on a hospital because they told him his obesity is a health issue definitely deserves to be in the OP.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

This is terrible, I'm too pretty for prison.

 

[Sprate Header]

Shane really does put the "butt" in "butterknife".

Or I guess, puts the butterknife in butt.

 

[internet friend]

It's funny that his name is shame, cos he sure doesn't have any

 

[A Sunset]

If anyone from ONA is reading this, thanks for the laughs, I’ve been lurking over there and they’ve been riffing on this fatass for like 24 hours straight.

He showed signs of simply ignoring them, but Boomia (user there and big Fatrick troll) is seemingly getting under his skin, LOL. I will be watching to see if Shame Porks is going to roll over and admit defeat like a fucking bitch, or if he’ll man up and continue to slap back at his haters.

Related question: is Shame a big fat fuck who constantly lies about his non-existent accomplishments online becuase he was raped by NaNa with a butter knife, or is that just something unrelated? Something that I shouldn’t laugh at, but let’s be honest, sounds really fucking funny?

Just because you were anally sodomized by a Kitchen Utensil is no excuse to act like an Internet Tough Guy, Shame. And it’s also no excuse to have massive bitch tits and weigh a thousand pounds. Or to not ever take a bath, from the looks of you.

 

[Mr Moonface]

He's awake again and making threats:

Shane Nokes on Twitter: "Some of the only folks I ever wish harm on a…

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He's started another mass-spergout on his twitter. Yesterday he went for around 16 hours total. We'll see how long this one lasts.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

He's awake again and making threats:

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Archive pending, dumb addon is broken.

But what if I already do huh

 

[A Sunset]

He’s trying to post on other Tweets and he’s being followed by Detective Butterknife, who seems to be getting under his skin. I’m noticing a sharp change in tone from his previously Tweets - where are the ? I wonder if things are still going according to plan.


Special Commissioner Microsoft should commit suicide by gunshot to the mouth according to Shame Porks. Very violent and problematic language.

 

[Maude Snew]

I have to know this though, the consequences. Will they be different? Will they be the same? And for how long?

 

[Sprate Header]

Something that I shouldn’t laugh at

I'm perfectly fine with laughing at it - he's using this alleged experience of his exclusively as an attempted cudgel to wield against Twitter detractors, and he was literally boasting about how "Public Knowledge" this event apparently was.

He wants to make this past experience of his a component of his extremely combative Twitter persona (with which he's literally telling people to eat bullets), he'll have to deal with people mocking it. Them's the works.

Also I can't find it in me to condemn something as side-splittingly hilarious as Detective Butterknife.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

He's awake again and making threats:

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He's started another mass-spergout on his twitter. Yesterday he went for around 16 hours total. We'll see how long this one lasts.

I’m amused that the threats and the “muhahaha! *mustache twirling* “ bullshit of yesterday has given way to “They’re so mean and also wrong! I hate them!”

OnA doomers are predicting that this jalopy is nearly out of gas but I say give it a couple more days—he might surprise us all (with the knock). I do think it’s say safe to say he’s no Rick Johnson, which is both a shame and a very good thing at the same time. We don’t need another Pig.

 

[Maude Snew]

I'm perfectly fine with laughing at it - he's using this alleged experience of his exclusively as an attempted cudgel to wield against Twitter detractors, and he was literally boasting about how "Public Knowledge" this event apparently was.

He wants to make this past experience of his a component of his extremely combative Twitter persona (with which he's literally telling people to eat bullets), he'll have to deal with people mocking it. Them's the works.

Also I can't find it in me to condemn something as side-splittingly hilarious as Detective Butterknife.

Well it is public knowledge if you've read the comics. For anybody else it will be next summer during MCU phase fat when he gets his own origin movie along a lineup of five other very fat people that will be concluded in the crossover movie Meal Team Six where the team will face the world ending threat of the Meat-eor trying to destroy the earth. He's the tech and gadget based guy on the team. Fatman. In the end the villain wins because all the heroes couldn't get out the doors of their own base because they're too fat.

 

[internet friend]

I’m amused that the threats and the “muhahaha! *mustache twirling* “ bullshit of yesterday has given way to “They’re so mean and also wrong! I hate them!”

OnA doomers are predicting that this jalopy is nearly out of gas but I say give it a couple more days—he might surprise us all (with the knock). I do think it’s say safe to say he’s no Rick Johnson, which is both a shame and a very good thing at the same time. We don’t need another Pig.

RIP Shame No-kiss. The brightest flames burn the quickest.

 

[Sprate Header]

(https://archive.ph/7vHd1)

Call me crazy, but I think Shane might have a bit of an... interest, in shit. Sacks of it, even!

Also lol

(https://archive.ph/wip/lcMaF)

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

He's awake again and making threats:

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He's started another mass-spergout on his twitter. Yesterday he went for around 16 hours total. We'll see how long this one lasts.

Butter knife rape is the most mild punishment doxxxxers deserve. Followed by execution.

Spoiler: Legal Precedence

 

[Manul Otocolobus]

When he said butterknife, he literally meant a knife made out of butter. Thus began his spiral of binge eating butter that turned him into a walking, talking extra large pile of fat shit.

You have to love the information that guy gives out about his life. He was raped with a knife made of butter, and he grew up without his mother because she was too ashamed of his butter addiction to stick around. This guy apparently has no shame, because if I was this fucking pathetic the levels of shame would be so great it would make it hard to even breathe.

So, he's was butt raped with butter, while his mom was out whoring herself, he has a "neuromuscular" issue that he fakes to get a tugboat, and he begs for money to buy a bed because he's a broke fat ass retard. Jesus. This guy is seriously in contention for most pathetic LOLcow ever. Even Acerthorn can claim he can pull off a decent were-turkey impression.