Resident Evil - Virgin Vampire Wine Mom vs Chad Magnetic Lebowski

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Hah. hahahahah. These fags. We're already paying 60 bucks for a REMAKE and now you have the audacity to lock some of the original content behind another paywall? If it was DSC content I would understand.
 
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Wesker said:
I look forward to the corporate schill mental gymnastics defending yet another shitmake that resembles 60% of the original. Cutting U3 is infuriating. And no laser hallway is another testament to the gen x/millennials behaving like boomers that don't understand why people love the original.
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Le nostalgia is a powerful drug. The game has pretty much a perfect score on every major review I've seen, plus reviewers like the tranny one and his crowd are already in the bag, so yeah, this will pretty much be a success, even if they openly butcher the original for shekels.
Unless kiwis here give a unanimous thooombs up, I'll wait for the full edition (or the Empress crack).
 
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ñññ said:
Le nostalgia is a powerful drug. The game has pretty much a perfect score on every major review I've seen, plus reviewers like the tranny one and his crowd are already in the bag, so yeah, this will pretty much be a success, even if they openly butcher the original for shekels.
Unless kiwis here give a unanimous thooombs up, I'll wait for the full edition (or the Empress crack).
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I was gonna play it all day and now I'm thinking of just buying the Steam version of the original and playing the HD project mod on it instead.
 
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Mega Black said:
Separate Ways fucking blows ass I don't know why people like it so much. I'm hoping they'll just do a much more fun remake of it as DLC. Mercenaries not being in at release is fucking peak Capcom though, Jesus, it's a fucking optional arena survival mode how fucking hard can that be to put in?
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it took thousands of years for Mercenaries in RE8 to go from "boring and yawn-inducing" to "merely ok". the people working at capcom these days just don't understand the appeal of the mode anymore, or how it should work. i'll never forgive them for putting a mercenaries-centric game on the piece of shit 3DS and never making it available anywhere else.
 
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OtherLastTrainHome said:
it took thousands of years for Mercenaries in RE8 to go from "boring and yawn-inducing" to "merely ok". the people working at capcom these days just don't understand the appeal of the mode anymore, or how it should work. i'll never forgive them for putting a mercenaries-centric game on the piece of shit 3DS and never making it available anywhere else.
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RE4 set the benchmark of mercs over RE3 and RE5 took it further. RE6s isn’t terrible. I expect 4make’s to be completely tone deaf.
 
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Wesker said:
RE4 set the benchmark of mercs over RE3 and RE5 took it further. RE6s isn’t terrible. I expect 4make’s to be completely tone deaf.
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did you know that RE5 had a third mercenaries mode too? The Mercenaries: United, which was for the PS4/Xb1 ports. it combined the rosters of base mercenaries and mercs reunion. i'm eternally angry that i didn't get to play that, or a modded simile on pc, because the pc version just doesn't work anymore, for me or lots of other people whom cannot start the game inexplicably. ironically, i think most of the maps in RE5 mercs suck ass but the gameplay was insanely perfect on the maps that were good (public assembly, mines, prison). RE6's mercenaries is ok but the maps were too big and enemies take forever getting to you as a result. at least for the pc version they made No Mercy coop-enabled without modding.
 
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Kheapathic said:
I feel like I'm the only person who favored RE3's Mercenary Mode over what it became. I liked the sense of running to a rescue, while rescuing stranded civilians and such over the timed survival.
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i liked that those modes existed and laid the groundwork for what used to be rich post-game content in the RE franchise, but i personally didn't much care for classic game mercenaries; however, i enjoy watching meticulous runs from time to time. this one with mikhail is unbeatable for humor and class.
 
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I picked up RE0, REmake, RE5, and RE6 on the Steam sale. I've played all the originals of 1-6.

I have never played 0 before and I like it having the tank controls and hokey 90s style characters and plot. I haven't finished it yet but for an RE game it's enjoyable.

Haven't started REmake yet but I've played it before. Always a fun game to run through every now and again.

I have played so much RE5 to the point it's muscle memory. I love racism simulator, one of my favorite games of all time. Still holds up to me.

I thought I liked RE6 the first time I played it, but trying to replay it fresh, it's a fucking slog.
 
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i can't stand most of the chapters in re6 either and i am an ardent defender of it because of how very rewarding and technical the actual gameplay is. the only other game like it (purely from the gameplay standpoint) is Lost Planet 2, which has so many fucking contextual inputs and mechanics that you deserve an engineering degree for mastering them all... and then you realize it doesn't matter one whit because that game is criminally short with almost no replayability.
 
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i've read more than one post claiming that the universal release time for re4make is bunk and that these are the windows:

europe, asia, oceania, japan:
March 24, 0:00 UTC (or, March 23, 17:00 PDT)

america:
March 24, 0:00 EDT (or, March 23, 21:00 PDT)

another retarded launch that requires us in the west to VPN to the other hemisphere to play at the same time as everyone else, for a game that leaked three weeks in advance...
 
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OtherLastTrainHome said:
i'll never forgive them for putting a mercenaries-centric game on the piece of shit 3DS and never making it available anywhere else.
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I liked Mercenaries 3DS. The new map isn't great, and the rest of the game is a cut down version of the previous games, but it's fun enough if you like the mode,

Though it makes me wonder, what would you like to see more? A stand alone Mercenaries, or a new Outbreak?

OtherLastTrainHome said:
the pc version just doesn't work anymore
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Oh? I've not played the PC version since I had Win 7. Does it not work on Win 10?

Kheapathic said:
I feel like I'm the only person who favored RE3's Mercenary Mode over what it became. I liked the sense of running to a rescue, while rescuing stranded civilians and such over the timed survival.
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I like the score attack mode. RE6 had a great mode. I really liked Extreme Battle in RE2 and thought it was a shame they never did anything like that again. It would be interesting to have RE3 Mercenaries and Extreme Battle together, but not going to happen.
 
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