Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Anticipointment]

I agree I still think our wife cheating on him is far more likely. Did we ever find out what the surgery our wife got after the depp trial was? I thought it was a hysterectomy or something similar but balldo man wouldn’t confirm at the time. It would be deeply funny if she got fixed right as he develops ED from drug abuse/alcohol abuse

It’s been too long to recall in which streams Nick said what, but going off of what Nick stated about how long the surgery / recovery would take, what the post op instructions & limitations would be & other details he dropped around that time, I too had suspected that it was likely a hysterectomy. Possibly the type where they remove the uterus through the vagina.

Does this guy understand how apartment numbers work?

 

[Nothing To Say Here]

Does this guy understand how apartment numbers work?

Doubtful given their limited understanding of anything that’s not rape threats/fantasy, coom, or mind altering substance related.

Further evidenced by the response to the announcement of stir-fry’s doxxing was “is he ok?”. As if doxxing is equivalent of instant death by swatting or his house exploded the minute he made his own deets public.

 

[AltisticRight]

I wasn't able to find a clip because Balldo edited the stream due to Dax being doxed, but during this trashfire New Project 2 stream, Corey Barnhill (paedophile, liar) was brought on to yell at PPP with his boring scripted jokes. He then subsequently doxed Dax's barbie mansion and called the balding sodomite a simp.

There's many references to the incident:
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/ethan...killstream-tequila-sunrise.16672/post-6428906
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/godwinson-adam-edge-plus-the-writers-room-discord.134142/post-15438229

Cosying up to a sadistic paedophile because some fat Canadian blob is making you upset, quite sad.

 

[Cynthia Behave]

It’s been too long to recall in which streams Nick said what, but going off of what Nick stated about how long the surgery / recovery would take, what the post op instructions & limitations would be & other details he dropped around that time, I too had suspected that it was likely a hysterectomy. Possibly the type where they remove the uterus through the vagina.

Pretty sure she had both a hysterectomy and a mommy makeover all at once. That's actually a lot - I've had friends who have had the latter. Boob lift (sometimes inserts), tummy tuck, etc.

Does this guy understand how apartment numbers work? View attachment 4846581

Ah, the Wahoo of it all...

Sweet manlet, Andrew. Honey, many, many people know your detes from various meetups. You're all over the place and revealed plenty of detes on Locals.

Here's what's funny: you're not actually worthy of doxing. You're just pretty dumb most of the time... and that's boring af.

Just, y'know, don't buy a gun and go to a school bc some woman won't f you. That's my only request. Jesus luvs u.

Edit: Decided to reply to both points.

 

[joshua moon nigger monkey]

I wasn't able to find a clip because Balldo edited the stream due to Dax being doxed, but during this trashfire New Project 2 stream, Corey Barnhill (paedophile, liar) was brought on to yell at PPP with his boring scripted jokes. He then subsequently doxed Dax's barbie mansion and called the balding sodomite a simp.

There's many references to the incident:
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/ethan...killstream-tequila-sunrise.16672/post-6428906
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/godwinson-adam-edge-plus-the-writers-room-discord.134142/post-15438229

Cosying up to a sadistic paedophile because some fat Canadian blob is making you upset, quite sad.

Yeah, I remember this. Nick doesn't even have the excuse that he didn't know who Zoom was because he pulled similar shit during his Tonkasaw interview when the link got leaked and they had talked previously as well.

 

[AltisticRight]

Yeah, I remember this. Nick doesn't even have the excuse that he didn't know who Zoom was because he pulled similar shit during his Tonkasaw interview when the link got leaked and they had talked previously as well.

He's a lolbertarian and age is just a number, like his superchats, I'd guess.
Same with Dax the cuties crusader, who thought Corey was his internet friend but got doxed instead. Can't feel sorry for these paedophile chasers.

 

[Twitter Is Cancer]

It’s been too long to recall in which streams Nick said what, but going off of what Nick stated about how long the surgery / recovery would take, what the post op instructions & limitations would be & other details he dropped around that time, I too had suspected that it was likely a hysterectomy. Possibly the type where they remove the uterus through the vagina.

Does this guy understand how apartment numbers work? View attachment 4846581

so the bugeyed junkie wife isn't even a full woman any more. Appropriate given Rekieta is far from a whole man.

 

[AnOminous]

Rekieta is a liar; his bug-eyed wife is a liar.
His "bad day" should be seen in the context of a malignant narcissist trust fund leech failure with anxiety disorder who is also a drunk and a junkie, married to a slutty parasite who has already done performative suicide attempts.
In other words, never trust a liar, a junkie, a drunk, or an attention whore.

You know, you may be a weird, obsessive A-Log, a creep, a weirdo, and a freak. . .but you're right.

I agree with you except for how a man needs to be able to achieve an erection to fuck another man's ass and also not be not be the most willing bottom in MN.

Let's just say I wouldn't be shocked if Nick is the most notorious pig bottom in Minneapolis gay bars. Built for BBC!

A normal parent would be fine with a decision like this. Nick just sees his massive inheritance slipping through his greedy, grasping, grifting fingers and it rocks his world. To paraphrase Dashiell Hammett, "You can always get another wife, but there's only one family fortune.

I'll take shit that didn't happen but should have for $1,000, Alex.

 

[Alex Yiik]

Since there was talk about Nick's paintings, I actually looked the horror movie villains one up back when he got it because I thought it was pretty cool. It's this piece by Robert Hurst (adamnfineartist). I think he's shown off another painting by that artist, but I don't remember what.

That liquor bottle lineup painting is pretty hideous though. I think it was a gift from our wife or something.

 

[AnOminous]

LOCALS bullied a rape victim out. Classy.

Nick's Locals is such a bunch of vile filth that even Kiwi Farms can spit on them with contempt.

 

[RotPockets]

Art s smart and nuerotic:

BadWeatherBiker​

I have a combination of high IQ and anxiety/depression. Cannot shut my brain off most nights.

Arttheclown​

I have the same problem except anxiety and high IQ. Lol

Anyone that claims they have a high IQ, doesn’t. They are mutually exclusive. Intelligent people don’t care about that, it’s essentially a litmus test for people with no self awareness.

Mandy_K​

I'm not going to post myself anymore. Just drawings from now on. I'm on to it.

Mandy_K​

I can see where they're coming from. I posted my boobs. Then I did it 2 more times. Then in my weakness for attention I posted a few more lewd shots. And it made Nick come off as a creep when he complimented them.

The only evidence of anyone in Nick’s chat improving as a person. Most will just make excuses and wallow in their filth while lashing out at anyone for noticing. They clearly want to see you degrade yourself, while we would prefer you don’t. They have an ulterior motive (the coom) and Nick already degrades himself enough without any assistance.

so the bugeyed junkie wife isn't even a full woman any more. Appropriate given Rekieta is far from a whole man.

Baby Dick Nick probably requested she get the Extra Stitch.

Let's just say I wouldn't be shocked if Nick is the most notorious pig bottom in Minneapolis gay bars. Built for BBC!

He’s an insatiable power-bottom, he doesn’t leave the club until the rosebud sprouts.

That liquor bottle lineup painting is pretty hideous though. I think it was a gift from our wife or something.

Didn’t he pay $40-80k for that Johnny Depp painting by the guy that chops up the Hollywood sign?

 

[northstar747]

I was thinking about it.

Could nick to a patch and t shirt sale like null? Or maybe he should make his own booze like Rekita rum!! perfect for making a cucktail!

 

[Twitter Is Cancer]

That liquor bottle lineup painting is pretty hideous though. I think it was a gift from our wife or something.

There was a whole unveiling video of it. It was cringe, potentially cancer causing cringe. Earwinson did a whole bit on it

 

[Mr.Bucket]

Didn’t he pay $40-80k for that Johnny Depp painting by the guy that chops up the Hollywood sign?

Maybe he should sell the pile of paintings he has getting filthier and filthier on the floor to fund his lawsuit.

 

[AnOminous]

Maybe he should sell the pile of paintings he has getting filthier and filthier on the floor to fund his lawsuit.

Maybe he should sell his butthole to the inhabitants of the totally not gay Gay 90s clientele. I'm sure he could get some money for that.

 

[Spaded Dave]

Mandy, since you read this thread. (feel free to join us by the way)

Do not doubt yourself. You are currently the smartest person in his Locals based on what Himedall just posted. What you've been doing is harmful to yourself, and you are arguably the catalyst for the cesspit of degeneracy that his Locals turned into. It is good you realize that. You are not to blame, however, because ultimately Rekieta latched on to your thottery and cultivated it.

Do not listen to these perverts and faggots trying to gaslight you into debasing yourself. Do not listen to the ulterior motives of coomers trying to convince you that the cure for your depression involves becoming an object for their sexual gratification. Watch them and realize that this is what they are attempting. When you do, you will realize that most of us are ex-fans who simply saw through this shit and were disgusted at what Nick has become and the audience he cultivated. The only difference between most of us is either the time it took to have the realization, or the time it took to join the Farms and participate in the mockery.

Join us, get verified, and leak/laugh. That would help your depression far more than a Balldo in your ass. At the very least our verification process won't involve writing a code on your tits and sending the pictures. Nick might not be able to say the same much longer.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

I was thinking about it.

Could nick to a patch and t shirt sale like null? Or maybe he should make his own booze like Rekita rum!! perfect for making a cucktail!

He is too lazy.

Look at what Attorney Tom, Viva, and Emily Baker have been able to do with collaborations, regular content that keep people engaged, nice meetups that are bot in hotel lobbys, and merchandising.


Meanwhile, he cannot get a 24 hour livestream he owes from YEARS ago scheduled, work out a proper meetup, hold a schedule, get a 5k gift out, or really anything...

Viva and Emily have kids too. Tom runs a lawfirm that is actually successful. What is your excuse?

Nose is FAR from the top. He is not the highest superchat earner anymore. His trial stream are regularly outstripped by others in viewership. The channel is DEAD and not brining in any more audience.

EDIT: more thoughts.

 

[Lady Rackets Ass]

Mandy_K​

"Nick wants Mandy to meet his wife first so they can convince her to swing. Nick wants to fuck Mandy so badly." ...I mean, that's gross but wow, I can see how people reach that conclusion. I was an idiot.

I can fix her.

Spoiler: The magic words

”I’d be interested to know if that Mandy pic is also 10+ years out of date. He desperately wants to sleep with her that’s why he wants her to talk to our wife first so she will know if she wants to swing with them it’s pretty transparent”

 

[AltisticRight]

I have a grift idea, perhaps Balldo Rekieta can open an OnlyFans, he'd be able to put both his oversized field kit luggage and Our Wife to good use, he can try and get sponsors from brands other than Balldo. This Locals and shady web 3.0 grift clearly isn't working out. He's making Ethan Ralph figures.

 

[FuckedUpDeer]

I have a grift idea, perhaps Balldo Rekieta can open an OnlyFans, he'd be able to put both his oversized field kit luggage and Our Wife to good use, he can try and get sponsors from brands other than Balldo. This Locals and shady web 3.0 grift clearly isn't working out. He's making Ethan Ralph figures.

This could legit happen lmao.